... just don't expect it to happen this weekend when he takes on Thiago Silva at UFC 102: "Couture vs. Nogueira" from the Rose Garden Arena in Portland, Ore., according to MMAFanhouse.com:
"I think it's funny, man. When people ask me on the street and stuff, I always them that, Yes, it was me, and it was a long time ago, and that kind of stuff. And I have a lot of fun with it, but I think I'd have to take some techno dance lessons first. I think I'd rather come out to ... I like weird music, I'd rather use Tom Waits or something first. I don't know, man, I don't know. We'll see. Maybe. I like practical jokes, so we'll see what happens. I don't know if they'll let me fight in those shorts, though."
Check out the epic Techno Viking video after the jump. The "Dean of Mean" can at least get the point and stare down. Baby steps.