… like he was right here. It appears “Dangerous” ran into some trouble heading home from Las Vegas:

“Made it all the way from Vegas to Primm before it broke down–45 min. of driving heaven & 3 hrs of waiting for the tow truck. LOL.”

Booby prize be damned — it’s nothing a career-defining knockout over a coaching nemesis and an extra $100,000 for doing it on the promotion’s most-watched pay-per-view (PPV) ever can’t cure.

The good news is that he got it fixed just in time to walk the red carpet at the ESPY’s:


Life is good.

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Comment by Mr. Jitters
2009-07-15 16:35:22

British Cars = Junk

Comment by DirtyML
2009-07-15 16:45:58

haha there was a british car company that we all call the ‘prince of darkness’ at work they did all the lighting and wiring i think it is gibsons or lucas, but just awful work.

seriously looks like first year apprentice mechanic would have installed it.

Comment by Blazy J
2009-07-15 17:02:09

yeah my advice to dan would be to sell it buy GM!
man… even british cars hate americans.

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Comment by horny for gina
2009-07-15 17:28:54

RANGE ROVERS AND LAND ROVERS ARE AWFUL!

 
Comment by brendan
2009-07-15 18:17:02

lol yeah because GM makes a good vehicle…

 
Comment by Bennie Blanco
2009-07-15 19:22:28

I love Hendo

 
Comment by kitsunex
2009-07-15 19:24:48

buy GM? that’s terrible advice. buy a Toyota, at least then it won’t break down.

 
Comment by brendan
2009-07-15 19:25:22

and if it does break down at least youll have a company still around that can fix it for you!

 
Comment by Synyster
2009-07-15 19:36:38

thats what I was thinking brendan

 
Comment by LLX
2009-07-15 21:47:12

Who still drives american cars?? they’re worse than hyundai now.

 
Comment by Jared
2009-07-15 21:54:00

hendo’s the man, always a fan no matter what!
FUCK YOU PEOPLE THAT CALL HIM DECISION DAN!!!!

but anywho i thought the espys werent until the 18-19 ish?

 
Comment by brendan
2009-07-15 22:34:12

i wish there was a job i could get that paid out 250k in one night besides being a bank robber…

 
Comment by NameNotRequired
2009-07-15 23:45:08

LONG TIME MMA FANS, MOTHERFN “ICE COLD” IS BACK.

Igor just signed to fight in FMC on same card as Aleks vs Blagoi. Don’t care about his last few performances, never get tired of watching the man- A true Hall of Famer for MMA.

 
Comment by JOhn G
2009-07-16 06:23:33

Yeah NNR! Im stoked over the return of Ice COLD Igor Volchanchyn baby!

I used to have the old body style, Range Rover….I bought it used, and kept it for about 5 years, and never had a single problem with it! I miss that car

Early mornin convo:

Hater: whats the difference between a 4.0, and a 4.6?

Pimp ass john: “About 30-40 Grand Cocksucker, BEAT IT!

Hater (Jesse holland): Do them Sh*ts even got leather?

Pimp ass JOhn: hahahahaha

 
 
Comment by Albow
2009-07-15 18:59:55

BHAHAHAHA GM?? I think the thing to do is upgrade and get something of better quality not crappier quality.

Japanese or German is the way to go.

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Comment by lokie
2009-07-15 19:52:10

BUY AMERICAN!!!!!!

 
Comment by Syd[a.k.a."the Negation"]
2009-07-15 22:52:18

American cars guzzle up more fuel. japanese is the way to go! More fuel efficient, and they TRANSFORM, LOL!

 
Comment by JOhn G
2009-07-16 06:25:13

Japanese is def the way to go. I bought a 2001 Acura R.5 RL in 2002, still have it and never had a single problem with it other then wear and tear stuff like Breaks! GREAT Car!

Patting myself on the back for securing a brand new, PIMP ass apartment yesterday!

 
Comment by WB
2009-07-16 10:29:36

Wheres your new spot John.

 
Comment by dandeman
2009-07-16 11:46:47

Only American Car surviving is Ford, and that because they are using Japanese Engines in their new Hybrids if I recall correctly. Moreover, they seem to have gotton their act together in comparison to the early 90’s Ford Tor A$$, the cars run really well.

 
 
Comment by fightfan51
2009-07-15 21:59:10

Ya… I heard British Cars are junk too. My buddy’s folks have gone through 3 Range Rovers. The think I wonder is, why not switch up your company?

On a side note, I was in south lake tahoe for the past few days and I heard Chuck Lidell was going to be at the celebrity tournament. I looked for him for three days and today as I was leaving, he was getting in the elevator as I was going out. I completely froze and didn’t say anything!!! Wow do I regret it.

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Comment by attakdog
2009-07-16 05:47:58

Range Rover’s are hardly “British” cars, they’re owned by an Indian company and Ford and BMW prior to that!!! It hasn’t been a British company for donkeys years.

 
 
 
Comment by randy murders
2009-07-15 21:21:08

not sure if anyone posted it but i never say any news so it appears jt money (jesse taylor) is fighting in dream next this weekend it says it’s in a bulletin on myspace from him..

Comment by 36chamberz
2009-07-15 23:24:12

not all british cars are junk . ( im canadian) .
How About SUNBEAM !! the Sunbeam tiger is Amazing . 1965-1967 are soooo nice.

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Comment by O damn he got caught
2009-07-15 16:36:52

Pretty crummy; Dan got Bisping but apparently Bisping got Dan’s ride in the parking lot afterward.

Comment by DB
2009-07-15 16:37:55

a little sugar in the gas tank from a frosty brit.

Comment by PW
2009-07-15 16:42:09

A fish under the the back seat is always a good bit.

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Comment by Stagger-Lee
2009-07-15 17:08:52

LOL @ O damn. Thats why he wasan’t at the post fight presser.

 
 
Comment by mrfancypants
2009-07-15 18:29:42

hhahhahahahaa

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Comment by Hooner
2009-07-15 17:11:46

Good stuff =]

 
 
Comment by Brocksbabymama
2009-07-15 16:45:08

I heard Bisping was the tow truck driver………I’ll be here all night, don’t forget to tip your waitresses. Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Dragon
2009-07-16 06:31:01

No laughs = no tips, and trust me you aint making anyone laugh with that one! Nice try, maybe next time………but I doubt it!

Comment by MMAwatcher13
2009-07-16 21:46:49

Okay dork. I was having fun. Way to take this site so seriously.

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Comment by clayton
2009-07-15 16:50:41

fits the stereotype for build quality of land rovers.

 
Comment by Stagger-Lee
2009-07-15 17:12:06

I know it would be risky for the UFC/Brit-posterboy, but I would like to see them match up Bisping against Vitor Belfort for a fight later in the year. But I don’t think the UFC brass would want Bisping to get KO’d in back to back fights..

Comment by RobH86
2009-07-15 18:19:13

Bisping Belcher maybe?

Comment by Santiago69us
2009-07-15 18:43:52

Belcher?! no way id rather see him right the loser of okami/cote or palhares. No point in giving bisping mid level fighter for the sake of giving him a pick me up after a knockout like that. if they were willing to give him hendo and a title shot against silva if he had won.

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Comment by brendan
2009-07-15 18:56:23

bisping is a spoon fed fighter santiago, no reason complaining about his match ups, just gotta accept it for what it is

 
Comment by Kilby
2009-07-15 19:17:18

Bisping is dog shit and I have know idea who they are gong to give him. Like many on these forums, he isnt top ten in the world and i could probably come up with 7 or 8 in the UFC that are better. The bigger joke is he made 150K and it could of been 250K with a win. I dont care what he may do for your company abroad but he needs to be payed where he is ranked.

 
Comment by attakdog
2009-07-16 05:54:05

Bizzzzy’s gonna be spoon fed another can to help mend his shattered ego, most probably Jeremy Horn or someone equally as irrelevant and certainly not anyone like Belfort or Wandy or Cote, coz those guys would f@ck him up worse than Hendo did.

No way Dana can afford to have his British cash cow lose two in a row.

 
 
 
 
Comment by chris
2009-07-15 17:15:29

anytime someone gets one of these i wonder how long it’ll be before it breaks. guess i found out about one guys.

 
Comment by McArthur
2009-07-15 17:37:54

shoulda bought him a GM

 
Comment by Mr. Jitters
2009-07-15 17:44:04

Should have given him a John Deere like they did Matt Hughes.

Comment by SoCalStunNa
2009-07-15 18:03:46

LMFAO!

Only Hughes would get PUMPED for a tractor!

good stuff!

Comment by Synyster
2009-07-15 19:38:43

maybe he already had a good couple of cars and needed a tractor… whats he going to do with 5 Hummers on a farm?

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Comment by Santiago69us
2009-07-15 18:45:21

Really!!? i thought it was a practical joke. i would have thought they would hook him up with another car. tractor! LMAO…awesomeness.

Comment by WB
2009-07-16 10:32:58

I saw on the UFC top 100 fights how he didnt get a chance to train a full camp for the Carlos Newton fight because it was “really busy on the farm”. And I definitely believe him that he would make sure his farm is in order over train for a fight haha.

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Comment by drew
2009-07-15 17:44:26

that sucks

 
Comment by Mr. Jitters
2009-07-15 17:44:50

Actually a Mitsubishi Evo 10 would have been better.

 
Comment by Rod of Asclepius
2009-07-15 17:54:06

Should get him whatever he wants after that Thunderous right hand dropped Bisping.

 
Comment by Tony
2009-07-15 18:06:03

I think Bisping will only want tough fights still. its going to make it intresting with his back against the wall as he got a 10 fight deal. i don’t think he will go to a mcarthy or sinosic opponent. maybe start with Mcdonald Cote Belcher but he will want Maia after thatif Marquardt wins him imo for calling him out.

 
Comment by HellaHectic
2009-07-15 18:26:38

dan would look pimp in a prius

 
Comment by DantheMan
2009-07-15 18:30:39

my votes for Ford, yeah i know most of you are haters probably, But who didn’t almost go bankrupt, and isn’t under majority ownership by US government?

 
Comment by hamsterwheel
2009-07-15 18:49:16

u kidding? after this Dana should give him is Ferrari lol

 
Comment by d*locc
2009-07-15 19:00:45

Dans other car is a Daewoo on 13″ hubcap spinners!!!

 
Comment by Youtaped
2009-07-15 19:11:52

Did he get a Land Rover? God, they are garbage. Range Rovers are much better, I dont care what they cost. My off road vehicle is an FJ, you cant kill this thing. WAR TOYOTA. Oh, and it was built here, not in Canada (GM), or Ford (Mexico).

Comment by DantheMan
2009-07-15 21:07:27

what does the title of post say “range rover” could be wrong cant remember what he did get for being coach on TUF, actually most Fords aren’t made in Mexico, the 2 plants in Mexico don’t put out as much combined as each of the other 17 plants expect for one, most others almost double the production of the Mexican plants, you think all the parts that are used in making the Toyota built in U.S and from U.S? No not even close, and the quality had gone down in toyotas several in the past few years, ok well im dont ranting lol buy domestic dammit

 
Comment by Chadx23
2009-07-16 09:50:57

FJ’s are sweet! My mom bought one and you can just about go anywhere in those things, If I was Dan, I’d trade that thing in for a Ford F350 4×4 Superduty Diesel…you know, a real GREEN type vehicle…I guess then he’d be copying Rampage though

 
 
Comment by tb
2009-07-15 19:20:09

landrovers suck. finally got rid of mine , I feel sorry for anyone who buys one.

 
Comment by skelow
2009-07-15 19:29:39

Patrick Cote vs Michael Bisping makes logical sense. Both are coming off losses and both are high up the ladder.

What do you guys think?

Comment by Goomba
2009-07-15 20:16:06

I think Cote would kill him.

 
Comment by ian
2009-07-15 20:25:00

yeah good match up
another fight i wanna see is fitch vs hardy

Comment by DantheMan
2009-07-15 20:50:31

cote would kill bisping, guarantee that, but it does make sense

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Comment by DantheMan
2009-07-15 21:08:54

Cote would kill Bisping, no doubt about that, but the matchup does make sense, plus i would like to see Bisping get ktfo again

Comment by attakdog
2009-07-16 05:57:13

Cote would kill Bizzzzbing, he’d walk through all of Bizzzzy’s powder puff punches and eventually land a haymaker of his own = Lights out again Bizzzzy! BRING IT ON!

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Comment by TimSylvia4Lyf
2009-07-15 19:33:56

tim sylvia would tap hendo and he could easily beat brock. Tim sylvia= greatest MMA UFC Champ in heavyweight division ever. Next Time He Fights i will Take Odds From Everyone On It

Comment by DantheMan
2009-07-15 20:49:21

are you on crack, probably crack and meth combo eh lmfao

Comment by 36chamberz
2009-07-15 23:28:09

tim sylvia LOL .. yeah he must be on crack .. Or Mescalin.

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Comment by Dragon
2009-07-16 06:34:08

TimSylvia4Lyf are you in fact Tim Sylvia?? Damn it Tim quit coming on here trying to build up your confidence!! Tim Sylvia = A lazy douchebag with a funny accent who was only champ because there was no decent compitition at the time besides AA.

 
 
Comment by skelow
2009-07-15 20:54:34

Tim Sylvia?

haha. Are you speaking sarcastically?

Tim Sylvia was once considered a top 10 heavyweight but that was many UFC’s ago. As much as I dislike Brock. He would smash Sylvia.

Sylvia is coming off 3 straight losses.
1) Noguiera (choked out he has no submission defense whatsoever
2) Fedor (this is an exception since we are talking about Fedor bit it was in 30sec. and he got choked out again)
3) Ray Mercer (who is an old retired boxer who has no training in MMA, KO’s Tim in 8 sec. That’s pretty sad

NUFF SAID but after seeing Tim get flatlined and looking at his physical shape. He should just join the circus.

 
Comment by Tony
2009-07-15 20:58:27

I want the same Hardy v Fitch. Id love them to put a UK v USA main card in the uk later this year. Taylor Kelly Hardy Hathaway Bisping Etim

Comment by KingKong
2009-07-15 23:18:54

Dont think the Brits really have much top talent to be honest with ya…Bisping fought the likes of Sinosoc, Schaeffer, McCarthy, that Canadian guy Day, and club fighters, yeah he won TUF, but really he barely edged out a punch drunk Leben (props to Chris tho he had heart!)….What else does the UK have? WOW WEE WOW the British TUF’ers beat out the absolute sorriest US team to ever be assembled! okay big deal….Dan Hardy is ‘OKAY’ but nothing athletic or ready to challenge at 170…James Wilkes is a transsexual who will suck, honestly DeMarques must’ve been on valium in that fight!?! Andre Winner and Ross Pearson are solid, but new, Paul Kelly and Etim are jokes… Literally, where did that robber dude Lightning Lee Murray go? Least he was something….

 
Comment by 36chamberz
2009-07-15 23:36:57

canada vs uk would be a good Card of Tuf season.

 
Comment by attakdog
2009-07-16 06:05:13

That card would be horrible Tony! I’m sick and fed up of seeing the same UK cans at each UK PPV. Taylor, Kelly, Etim et al SUCK!!! None of those will ever get a title shot in a million years. How about giving us some top world talent dana instead of ramming these British cans down our throats every show.

Heard a rumour that tickets go on sale next week for 105 in manchester. As usual, we’re expected to buy tickets with no main event, just the promise of seeing the same UK cans plus TUF bums. Disgraceful if its true, Germany had their entire card practically finalised before their tickets went on sale. Heard the PPV is free on spike too, so this has all the makings of another sh!t UK card to rival 95!

 
 
Comment by TheFatalBlow
2009-07-15 22:30:28

Damn Hendo is looking sharp at the ESPY’s.

 
Comment by ducknow
2009-07-15 23:11:16

For Hendo fans…check this out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKx6_K5MgxE

 
Comment by KingKong
2009-07-15 23:19:43

Dont think the Brits really have much top talent to be honest with ya…Bisping fought the likes of Sinosoc, Schaeffer, McCarthy, that Canadian guy Day, and club fighters, yeah he won TUF, but really he barely edged out a punch drunk Leben (props to Chris tho he had heart!)….What else does the UK have? WOW WEE WOW the British TUF’ers beat out the absolute sorriest US team to ever be assembled! okay big deal….Dan Hardy is ‘OKAY’ but nothing athletic or ready to challenge at 170…James Wilkes is a transsexual who will suck, honestly DeMarques must’ve been on valium in that fight!?! Andre Winner and Ross Pearson are solid, but new, Literally, where did that robber dude Lee Murray go? Least he was a bad Mo FO!

 
Comment by 36chamberz
2009-07-15 23:35:40

MANIA & fellow MMA FANS … Here is Couture’s Reactions to Brock Lesnar’s post fight anttics. its from yahoo.

http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/mma/news?slug=ki-mmamailbag071409&prov=yhoo&type=lgns . SAFE LINK.

I don’t know what the heck the postfight antics were all about,” Couture said. “[Maybe] he lost his mind, I don’t know. It’s certainly not what we need in this sport. As the biggest representative of the sport as the heavyweight champion, it was not a great display of sportsmanship or anything else. I don’t know if he got caught up in the WWE mode or what it was.

“I’m sure he offended Bud Light and he certainly offended a lot of other people. I’m surprised he didn’t offend his wife, though she didn’t seem to mind at all. I don’t know.”

“Technically, he obviously showed some improvement,” Couture said. “He was much more controlling. He played position with Mir, which he didn’t do the first time. That was the difference in the fight. He didn’t get overextended. He didn’t get overaggressive. He picked his shots and made them count a lot more in the first fight or even the fight with me. I think, as we expected, he’s going to continue to show improvement each and every time he steps out there.”

Couture, who said he hoped to get a rematch and that he felt he could win, conceded Lesnar’s mass would make him a difficult match for any heavyweight, even the man widely viewed as the most gifted in the world, Fedor Emelianenko.

Emelianenko, who is preparing to fight Josh Barnett on Aug. 1 in Anaheim, Calif., is the more technically sound fighter. But Lesnar has far better wrestling skills than Emelianenko. If they ever fought and Lesnar could take the 230-pound Emelianenko down, it would be a big problem for the popular Russian, Couture concedes.

“I think, certainly, you would give the technical nod to Fedor, but the physicality that Brock brings to a fight is going to be an issue for anybody,” Couture said. “He’s a big guy who moves real well. Standing in front of him and being hit by him, being underneath him and being hit by him, they’re not places anyone wants to be. Figuring out ways to solve that problem is going to be the question for anybody – Fedor or anybody else.”

 
Comment by phenomenal angel
2009-07-15 23:50:34

That sucks lol.

Well I drive a ford
Mustang gt 4.6 L
For the longest time it ran amazing
But not even 100k miles and so many problems
Its cheap to fix but frustrating

My next ride is definately not american
Maybe the new altima model

 
Comment by sicksea
2009-07-16 00:09:18

In my personal experience and observation, Japanese cars like Toyota, Honda, Nissan and Mazda are usually more reliable and have a longer life then their American and European counterparts.

If you read publications like Consumer Reports, they usually have an annual buyers guide that rates the cars based on reliability, safety and customer satisfaction. Usually the Japanese cars either have the highest or second highest rating in the reliability department. Brands like GM, Ford and Volkswagen usually have an average (50%) or terrible reliability rating.

 
Comment by J bone
2009-07-16 00:20:53

Technically its not British Range Rovers are made buy BMW

 
Comment by erik
2009-07-16 00:25:21

i’d like to see chuck Vs bisping, i have a feeling chucks wanting a fresh highlight reel clip, have you all seen the bisping island clip on you tube, its good, well worth looking up,i would also like to see anderson silve Vs shane carwin in 7 min rounds in the cage, wonder who would kill who?

Comment by attakdog
2009-07-16 07:35:23

I’d also like to see Royce Gracie team up with Macho Man Randy Savage to take on Fedor and Optimus prime, but it’s unlikely to happen isn’t it?

 
 
Comment by DAVE A
2009-07-16 01:01:27

LOl, Hendo’s taking a stab a D. White here… he does it in a sly/joking way… saying thanks Dana for the Lemon!

 
Comment by Il Nino
2009-07-16 06:39:10

I just live when HENDO smiles…

 
Comment by Il Nino
2009-07-16 06:39:40

LOL , I meant LOVE

 
Comment by for england
2009-07-16 09:02:39

if british cars are shit why are your celebrities driving round in them and why does every car company want to bye them
austin martin need i say more
jaguar need i say more
range rover which are good cars ask all your celebrities the proof is in the pudding
rolls royce need i say more
land rover really useful in battle instead of hummers which use all the gas before you left mcdonalds on your army bases
bentley probly the finest car in the world
if there are better cars there not american everyone knows american cars guzzle gas and carnt go around corners britain is a pin prick on this planet and thats a pretty impressive list. I wish you guys would stop being bias the germans make the best cars now i think they own bentley and rolls but we still make them.I mean whats all that naz car shit about have any of you american guys seen rally check it out us europeans know how to drive instead of doing laps and thinking your good drivers open your eyes for a change instead of just thinking america rules at everything oh and the italians also have a variety of cars your rich and famous like to buy ask dana. I thing america goes for big and powerful but carnt handle for shit and isn’t economical but one thing i do love is them low riders never seen one over here BAD ASS GOD BLESS

Comment by attakdog
2009-07-16 09:22:15

None of those cars you listed are British, they’re all either foreign owned or made abroad. We do not have a single British mass producing car company anymore, haven’t had for years!

 
 
Comment by back in 82 i could throw a pig skin quarter mile
2009-07-16 09:57:50

originally british tho

 
Comment by back in 82 i could throw a pig skin quarter mile
2009-07-16 10:03:42

and some of them are still made by brits but like i said the germans rule when it comes to cars us brits just tend to sell everything even football clubs manchester utd is mostly owned bye an american chelsea buy a russian ect

 
Comment by Stab to the Liver
2009-07-16 12:20:59

haha look at hollywood – “yeah this place seems alright”

Comment by attakdog
2009-07-16 14:06:31

lol

 
 
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