Props: PrimeTimeAmusements.com
Quoteworthy:
“PrimeTime Amusements is proud to showcase the exclusive Team Kimbo Boxing Machine. Featuring officially licensed images of Kimbo Slice and the Team Kimbo logo, this custom designed boxing machine is a unique addition to our collection.”
It’s how a temporarily unemployed fighta eat.
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haha
Soon to be recalled after a 6 year old girl knocks it over.
more like soon to be popping up in all the premier gyms and training camps! proven to put hair on the face of women and children! built in pectoral shaver and bling pollisher!
This will go great with my Kimbo Slice/Seth Petruzelli rock em sock em robots (14 seconds in Kimbo’s head always pops off) also goes well with my Kimbo action figures(with Beat up Bums in parking lot punching action) my Kimbo Punching bag (falls apart after retreating left) my Kimbo Mazda (gas tank always empty) my Kimbo training videos (step one: beat up people half your size and youtube it step two: never work again) I could do thiis all day long… What better way to train young men to be fighters than to give them something to hit in a bar when they are drunk
http://systemaddiction.com/images/seths_knockout.jpg
LMFAO! You guys are funny!
Yeah but that Seth Machine was only made because the Ken Shamrock Machine was actually made in 1902 and it keeps breaking down before you hit it.
LOL!
i think the only kids who are going to want this is…Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevina, Kevina and Kevina….
Only in this country can a dude beating up bumbs in backyards rise to fame to the point where a video game is made after him
ONLY IN AMERICA!
Good point Don King. I didn’t realize you posted on MMA Mania under “john”.
lol.
Randy Couture is going to help train Brock Lesnar for his fight against Mir!
anyone been to sportchek lately? i walked through the other day and Kimbo’s face is on every Tapout shirt there! disgracefull
where did you read that, john? lesnar training at X-treme Couture? that is scary.
You guys never let me down. I knew as soon as I saw this thread that there was going to be some funny sh@t on here!
hhahahaha, that cracked me the hell up nick
….im not sure why
HIGH SCORES
Seth Petrazeli: 9999
Seth Petrazeli: 9999
Seth Petrazeli: 9999
Seth Petrazeli: 9999
Seth Petrazeli: 9999
Seth Petrazeli: 9999
Seth Petrazeli: 9999
Seth Petrazeli: 9999
Seth Petrazeli: 9999
Sean Gannon: 768
classic!
LMAO! Those scores look about right!!!
That is classic
lmao
I really did crack up at that comment thanks!!
Nice yohnstoppable, got a good laugh out of that
I should have added Bo Cantrell with a score of 19
Oh well
lmfao! nice dude
Beautiful!
HYSTERICAL.
I heard it’s more effective when use outside in a backyard
Kimbo Slice has heavy hands!
lol! i want one! i’ve heard he may be on the HW TUF, but he wants more money than everyone else! LAUGHABLE
came out a few weeks late, this would have been a perfect christmas gift!
I like the reset every 14 seconds comment!
I would love to see him on TUF however I dont think it will happen, my bet is that he and his management team think he is too big of a star!
as far as bringing in viewers, they’re right. as far as fighting, that japanese judo guy would beat him, and he has zero fights!
got to go to sleep guys, I start back to work tonight, chose to go back 2 days this week instead of next week to get myself used to the late nights! Be back on around lunch! peace!
I bet he wouldnt make it into the house. Shit, I say put him against Jason Guida to get in the house and I bet he still loses.
I would hope after that loss, all he’s doing is training! he’ s a bum though..I’d fight him!
and get knocked out.
I saw “roy” on the right…I knew it would be a comment to me! Why? Because of all the knock outs he has…none!?? He doesn’t hit hard roy, I’m not saying I’d beat him, but he wouldn’t knock me out! I’ve been hit by bigger guys who hit harder, seriously! If Kimbo couldn’t KO thompson, he won’t ever record a KO!
i am just messing with you kevin, but be real he is in better shape than you bigger than you he trains, yes as a pro he is a bum but as a street fighter he would probally knock you out(and me).
First, no idea what a boxing machine is. Second, for some reason you think it’s interesting that you are going to work and sleep, then keep commenting…just do it, go to sleep and spare me. And you must be sleep deprived because you think you can fight Kimbo, and don’t know much about him not being able to remember the finishes to his fights. What a clown, and I don’t mean Kimbo.
I know roy! “better shape” is actually debatable! I’m in the worst shape of my life, but he’s a smoker and has gassed out in the first round of all his fights! he looks tired walking to the ring! Yeah, he’d beat me, no doubt (I’m not stupid), but not by KO! maybe TKO, but if it hit the ground, who knows!
Kimbo smokes??? Can’t believe Bas allowed that.
Bas is a Euro. He probably smokes too. And this contraption looks like that old Slam Man fad that was supposed to be the latest craze in home cardio fitness but quickly disappeared. Actually, that would be a perfect thing for Fergie to slap his ugly mug on.
He smokes pole
El_Mexicutioner – lmao
it would be worth paying him more money because it would bring viewers and he would probally lose trying to get into the house so they would only have to pay him for one episode.
I have been saying that having Kimbo as a TUF prospect would be a great idea for a while now. Having him and that olympic judo guy as two of the fighters on the show would be great. Add Lashely to that mix and you have a star studded heavyweight TUF!
that would be sick
he should fight monson, except i cant remember if the snowman is heavweight or not
So heavy in fact, he can hardly lift them to defend himself.
I hope when you hit the bag it doesn’t get knocked out in 14 seconds. I want to see this guy on the Ultimate Fighter.
From what I understand the best way to get a high score is to throw a short left cross while moving backwards. Just what I heard.
This is one of machines that douche bags who drink too much and think they can fight spend like $20 on to try and see how hard they can hit it. We used to call it the “Retard Machine.”
You just described most of the people on this site.
I used to drink at bars and shit, and me and my buddies would just laugh at the guys that would trhow a ton of quarters into that thing. The “My New Haircut” crowd.
lmfao!
hahahahahaha. Not now chief. I’m in the zone.
YEA! Mexicutioner! I love those machines!!! WhooHoo! I’ll drop more than $20 dollars
I would also enjoy listening to all of them complain about how they busted their hand.
Thats funny man. I love that video. True classic.
MOMMMM!!!! Wheres my protein!!
Fuckin’ Skank!!!! Jeaga’ Bombs! Jeaga’ Bombs! Jeaga’ Bombs!
thats exactly what it is and it isnt even proper anyway they dont work those machines
no i just put the 2 quaters it takes for one turn, set the record, and sit back and watch everyone else hurt their hands. its also funny to watch the big buff guys get such low scores.
hahaha I’m going to get that! lol jk
Looks great but, I heard you have to reset it every 14 seconds.
uhhhh…. what?
this is a dumb idea from the get go
What a joke
YES! this is what i have been waiting for!
Talk about BAD TIMING! This thing will sit in a bar in Hialeah and eat tokens off drunk retards.
I heard you have to be over 40 and a washed up boxer, otherwise it wont work.
I was thinking, a boycott won’t do it this time, need to get some picket signs going on this one…
kimbo slice, whoop your ass!
Wow… I’m speechless..
I’ve used those things.
My highes score was a 918.
I usually average around 895 though.
Did you think anyone was gonna compare their scores to yours? Is this a cool thing?
Ivan Drago got over 2100 on one punch in Rocky IV. Those crazy Russkies probably rigged it, though.
I looked on the prime time website and they actually made a boxing machine for McDonalds featuring Grimace! Now that’s a fight I want to see: GRIMACE vs KIMBO!
What would Grimace’s fight time be?
Grimace has pretty short arms, but he’s built like a Weeble Wobble, so I would say between one and two minutes. Fergie would punch, then Grimace rolls back up and knocks him out.
I bet Kimbo gets frustrated at Grimace’s foot work and can’t land any of his gorilla punches and of course Grimace out works him and has better conditioning. NSAC would never license it though… Nazis
depends if Grimace is still being trained by the Ham-Burgler!
Now that guy is shifty!
Yeah actually trains in the same gym with The Early Bird and the Fry Kids.
I think these machines are kinda cool. They just need to put someone else on the thing, not kimbo. Rampage would be much better.
If falls over immediately following your first punch.
This would be better if it came with a membership for Team Kimbo.
He needs to forget this garbage and just do the TUF show, it’s the only opportunity this guy is ever gonna get to garner any type of respect in MMA. If he’s serious about being taken seriously that is the only way, take the pay cut, throw the dice and try. Hell, he wouldn’t have to win the show, if he could win ONE fight just to get into the house all he’d have to do is have a good showing; and regardless of wether he wins or loses thats all kinds of PR. BTW, no i’m not a Kimbo fan, I’m just saying, if I were in his position thats how’d I’d go about legitimizing myself.
church!!! he’s a really nice and down to earth dude who is just trying to feed his family. it’s not his fault xc made him the posterboy and i mean who would turn that down anyway?
everyone who knows mma at all knew he was gonna get exposed sooner or later! i’m sure even he knew it!!!
Man how things have changed, kimbo is now the biggest joke and used to be a heated topic that he had a great future. Still I would like to see a rematch, I doubt it would go the same. Remember when no boxing skills matt hammill brutalized seth? I’m not trying to say he’s something special but I think he’s a lot better than everyone now is giving him credit, but at the same time he was way over rated, one extreme to the other.
I think vomit just came up in the back of my throat …. what a fucking joke.
Can someone tell me what demographic would buy this … I mean who does he appeal to now? Looking from a far I was thinking maybe some local bums and their kids from his “hood” but he has been knocked the f**k out by a smaller white guy with fun hair …. do u see my point? What a waste of corporate funds .. could have gone to Prime Time Amusements end of year party.
This must have been thought up before the seth fight.
Yeah… my thoughts exactly. No one would release this product TODAY! Just like every other building and real estate project that was planned and financed during the financial bubble, once the depression hit (and in this case, once Seth HIT) the game was over. The company staff must have watched that fight and taken the biggest shit.
HA HA HA
I bet the machine shuts off after 14 seconds
ok guys, the 14 second jokes are played out!
Why, they are so funny … Kimbo is not even a has-been, he is a never-was and never-will be …. he is a fuckn joke and took the sport back to the early 90’s. MMA is much better off without him.
You’re right kevin the 14 second jokes were played out like 2 days after the event. Talk about beating a dead horse. I thought everyone moved onto the “City of Japan”.
If the response here is any indication of what the majority of fans are thinking, then Kimbo’s carreer sounds like its ending just as fast as it started.
I can’t believe X-ARM hasn’t gone after Kimbo.
next thread please…
nice 1 Nick J
Sweet, im getting one
i was down in elko, nevada (small town) last weekend and saw a high school kid in a team kimbo t-shirt. when he passed us, i said “14 seconds.” he kind of glanced at me and kept walking by. he probably had no idea what i was talking about. LOL
Does it come with its own Dan Mergliata to make sure i cant win = )
Now that shit is funny.
I get a kick out of all the fight fans on these blogs and forums posting cheap shots at Kimbo’s expense when in reality he’d kick the fucking shit out of every one of you wanna be “tough guys”!
Slug, I thought your mum took your internet privileges away …. very big call my friend, seen as though you don’t know us …
Any other MMA guy got a game?
Does any other MMA guy have a Commercial?
Does ant other MMA guy have ANY FUCKIN THING?
My own video game > Condom Depot endorsement
My own video game > Hardcore MMA fans loving me