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Quoteworthy:
“Joe Rogan is a bad motherfucker and I’m not just saying that. He’s one of my best students. He is a brown belt and he is just a nightmare in the gym … He hits harder than anybody I’ve ever held mitts for. If he wanted to do MMA, Joe Rogan could go straight to 170 and fuck up a lot of dudes. He can for sure.”
Highly regarded jiu-jitsu instructor Eddie Bravo heaps praise on his good friend and student, UFC color commentator and comedian, Joe Rogan. It’s unclear if he’s talking about UFC-caliber fighters, but certainly not overzealous MySpace.com challengers.
October 7th, 2008
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ya but he’d never pass the piss test.
Anyone know how old Rogan is?
I could’ve had you wikipedia it, but he’s 41.
I know, but I had you wikipedia it instead.
true true
Bravo is high. I like Joe, but he isn’t beating anyone in the UFC. Hopefully he just means 170 lb. people in general.
Yeah, them or Fergie Slice.
he looks like jack nicholson from the shining in that picture
Your right! I can’t believe I missed that. haha
tHAT IS SO DAM FUNNY!!
I believe he’s also a Taekwondo black belt but I’m not sure where I heard that. He is definitely well able to handle 95% of people no question.
He’s a great commentator and comedian and I love his material. It’s so wacky. He does like to buy into a few conspiracy theories though…Or maybe he’s only letting on in order to toy with the audience. For instance he went off on a tangent about how the moon landings were supposedly all faked in one of his shows. I won’t say anymore on that because it’s probably not relevant.
His rant on DMT is hilarious. Check it out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grcqs9cDuN8
I like Joe alot, and I have also heard he is a tough sob. I would love to see him in the cage and would root for him 100%. When you listen to him, he does see things before they happen(sign of a good fighter). He is a nicer guy than 80% of the punks I would like to see him beat up. But he is OLD, to old for your first fight in the cage.
NO he wouldnt. he smokes some bomb greens.
The Diaz bros too. So.
Don’t know if all of you know this one or not, BUT Eddie Bravo wouldn’t pass piss tests either!!!!!!
I have a High Times magazine from about 2 years ago and it has a 2-3 page article/interview with Eddie Bravo and he talks about smoking weed and practicing BJJ. He said at first when he stated to smoke, he started at a late age, he would never even consider doing it before going to the gym. But now he loves to get baked before hand because it increases his senses and he can get “feel” of his opponent better. Its been about 2 years since I read it, I’ll have to dig it up and give it another read.
Eddie Bravo is a cool dude. Everyone loves Joe Rogan. And speaking of pot head comics, I bought tickets to see Doug Benson at some small Comedy club down in Jersey in November. He was actually High Times Stoner of the year a couple years back, I believe the year he was on Last Comic Standing. But he had been my favorite on the VH1 Best Week Ever show. Do they even make that show any more???
If you like Doug Benson then watch Super High Me, trust me.
Super high me is a must-watch!
where do you find it, does hollywood video have it?
haha great movie.
Owned it since the day after it was released!!!!!!
Have any of you used the Volcano vaporizer before???
I can get it online for like $550 or at a store for like $650. I have a Vapir One 5.0 that is a pretty highly rated vaporizor, although the Volcano is the Rolls Royce of Vaporizers.
Just wondering if it would be worth the investment seeing that I already have a vap and an endless supply of glass bowls, bubblers and bongs
my roomies got a volcano across the hall, he paid like 700. worth every penny, we dont toke anything else if were home
how much better is it from a vaporizor anyway?
Vaporizers are the sh!t!
I have always wondered about vaporizers. You guys really think they’re worth the coin? Is there still a smell? Do you feel/look weird toking on a bag? Do you get more out of your weed, i.e. use less to get high? Sorry, just so damned curious.
Definitely going to pick up Super High Me. Thanks boys. You just gotta’ love the “weed friendly” vibe of the comment section here.
I use a vaporizer quite a bit. My girl likes to smoke even tho lung illness runs in the family, so I only smoke with her thru the vap.
It works great. I never cough and I get a huge rip everytime. It does smell still, but it is a bit different.
P.S. They arent all “bag” vaporizers. You can get numerous types bro. Even one that looks like a cell phone. People cant even tell Im toking, just looks like a phone.
This is bad ass… i would have never thought so many people on this site Blazed also. maybe thats why you guys have such in dept opinions like myself… Keep BLAZIN!!!
kitsunex: the difference between the volcano and other vapes is just the quality. like VM said, its the rolls royce of vapes!
canucklehead: yeah it smells some, but much much less. you get more out of your weed too, after its been vaped it just looks like it lost its soul. theres lots of THC in whats left (brown ass weed). you can smoke that if you havent got anything better, but i dont. easier on the lungs too. blunts will always be the best tho IMO.
As for ponying up the money for a good one, all depends on how much you blaze up. if its a daily habit, get one.
post my post! dammit
The best thing about using a vaporizer is you can save all the re-vape and bake it in your favorite goods. Its almost just as good as using your best greens.
dont think first ones comin up
kitsunex: the difference between the volcano and other vapes is just quality. VM nailed it when he said its the rolls royce of vaporizers!
canucklehead: it still smells, not nearly as bad though. you get a lot more out of your weed. after youve vaporized your greens, its browns. like weed without a soul. but that shit will get you high if you wanna smoke it, but i usually dont.
as for spending the several hundred dollars for a good quality vape, it depends how much you toke? if your blazin daily, get on. well worth it IMO. go in on one with your buddies, thats the way to do it. ill guarantee joe rogans got one!
He’d woop all of our asses.
Rogan is the man - stand up comedian, lands tons of chicks, has a brown belt, and is ring side at all the UFC shows. I’m jealous.
Agreed….
Tell me where we could check a site or what not where Rogan lands some chicks…
Speaking of getting checks, I thought I heard that Eddie…ummmm…. played for the other team, so to speak.
checks = chicks
makes me like him even more.
Either you guys arent 18 yet, your just lucky, or dont have jobs. Where i live all there is, is oilfields and you get piss tested. it sucks. but i currenty dont have a job so im still blazin for now.
He should fight Carlos Mencia first.
lol
He would do to Carlos.. what Silva will do to Cote.
lmao! He hates Mencia with a passion.
Rogan is a warrior. At 170, he would be a stocky lil mofo like Matt Serra.
WAR Rogan!
Cut and paste from ESPN Page 2:
Some nobody who knows nothing about MMA comments,
“13 … 14 … 15 … OK, big guy, time to return to obscurity: Kimbo Slice.”
HERE’S JOHN STARING AT THE BUGGED EYE PICTURE ABOVE OF JOE ROGAN:
ROGAN: John r u baked?
JOHN: What?
ROGAN: I’m a baaad mofo!
JOHN: Joe? Is that u?
ROGAN: This man needs no introduction!
JOHN: Wwwwow…
ROGAN: Some of the best Jujitsu in all of MMA!
JOHN: Why r u in my house?
ROGAN: I’m not going anywhere bitches!
JOHN: Where r u?
ROGAN: In your mind.
JOHN: Noooooooooo!!!!
DAMN STRAIGHT THORAZINE!!! Took a break from reality today and had me a little life experience, lets just leave it at that! LMAO!!!!
Heeerrree’s Johnny! LOL… tell us more tomorrow… enjoy the ride!
what, lose? lol, just kidding Phil!
I know..
I just took LSD for my first time, and I have to go, this computer screen is bugging me out! Loosing my mind, I will talk to you guys later!
Haha have fun… you shouldnt do it so early man. your a f***ing soilder. lol
here i thought this whole time you were on acid.
The acid still didn’t help him spelling “losing”.
Haha. Seriously.
John, ENJOY your trip buddy.
Besides pot, lsd is my drug of choice. However, that’s one of those kind that you can’t exactly do everyday. Well, you can, but you would be living but totally out of touch with reality. It is PERFECT for once a month or so. But in the summer time during tour and festival season, its okay to go a little overboard…
Doesn’t LSD fuck up your brain or something?
the guy who first discovered the stuff lived to be 102 in perfect health. so i’d say no
first time he took the stuff he took 10x the normal amount.
it can, i have taken it numerus times with no ill(not in the last 18 yrs) effect but personally know of 2 people who took it once and where never the same.
If that’s true, my guess would be that they changed for the better. It is a mind opening experience.
its true, and it is a mind opening drug but thats not how they changed it was not a good thing.
fucking burnouts!
your mexican and are from whittier right?so is it lenos or you smoking the water?
I’ve also known two people who were never the same after taking LSD. In both instances though, the people had repressed issues from childhood and the LSD brought all that ugly stuff bubbling up to the surface and it was just too much for them because they weren’t ready to confront it.
With most people I would say that LSD changes them for the better, even if sometimes the lessons learned can be rather intense and unforgiving. But LSD can be a very bad thing for people with “weak” minds. By that I mean people who regularly live in denial, or simply don’t allow reality to get in the way of their views on the world and themselves. It’s also really dangerous for anyone with any type of repressed trauma from childhood. But anyone with a good solid head on their shoulders should benefit immensely from the spiritual journey and awakening received during an LSD trip.
LSD is good. It made me realize the beauty of thigs around me, especially nature…
Im Back, from my little experiment…and yes I had me a pretty crazy day. my little brother just bought tickets to see the Who and he has been a casual tripper through out his life who always raved about how great it was and he has had this “good” batch stored away for a while now, so I dont know what made me say today was the day….but lemme tell you…F’in CRAZY day!
Took a much deserved and needed break from reality, somewhat inspired by this past episode of entourage and MANed up and just tried it! Good times! Crazy to think how any person could do this habitually, but thats a different topic altogether. For me it was an experience, a little crazy yes! but I have been bugging out, stressed, and I found myself stuck on a dirty tuesday in the middle of the week, longing for Weekend already….so F it! I found a way to entertain myself today!
I had tried shrooms throughout my life before, but this stuff….CRAZY!!!!
Kids: DONT TRY THIS AT HOME! Im going to enjoy the rest of my day, until the dreaded REAL WORLD kicks my ass again tomorrow! Peace !
tHanks VM. Crazy 1st time experience. Lets leave it at that!
Freaking hippies. haha
LSD is only bad if the drug has “nothing to work with” aka if you are an idiot. Chances are if you think you can fly on LSD, you should probably start from the ground instead of the 6th floor.
john going from tripping at 1240 to normal and recounting your experiences at 1714 sounds fishy to me. Either one- you got ripped off and had some weak acid, or two- you are totally lying and think that LSD lasts about four hours. I’ve dabbled in the panes many, many times and it never lasted less than 7 or 8 hours. So either you lie or have bad connections which is it? How long did it take after ingestion of your tab or “dose” to show serious effects?
JAY: take it from me, i used to drop LSD at will and I could type stuff 5 hrs after dropping…So to each his own I guess…
john, as the old geezer on this site, it’s safe to say that I’ve tripped more than anyone on here. Back in my day, $4 got you trippin’ balls for 14-16 hours, if you include the 45 minute “warm up time.” It became my drug of choice immediately! It doesn’t “expand the consciousness” or any of that cr@p, it’s just a d@mn good time! And it’s different for everyone, whether someone is smart or stupid (like someone above said). H*ll, I still trail every once in a while. And only a couple bad flashbacks. I still remember getting off work late, walking from the car to the house, sober, and my shadow rose up off the ground and walked beside me, turned and looked at me, then went back to normal. Still gives me goosebumps!!!! I was in my second year at college, and I listened to rap music (the old, good stuff) and my friends were having none of that! So they gave me a hit, stuck me in a dark room with nothing but a strobe ball from Spencer’s (great store) and Rush 2112 on the cd player. Let’s just say Rush is STILL my favorite band to this day! In my best Ren and Stimpy voice,” MEMORIES.”
lol, good stuff Chef. Yeah it was a wacky time. Didnt last as long as I thought it would. Then again, Philly isnt exactly known for the best acid. got it off some crappy college kid who makes it in his bath tub. Being my 1st time, it was definetly strong enough for me. Good times!
LOL. As we said at Radford, “a day without a buzz is a day that never wuz.”
CHEERS to that!
Haha! Nice quote chef!!
LOL gotta love joe rogan…no normal person should mess with him….anyone ever see when he almost got into a fight with one of the participants on fear factor…joe secured the muay thai plomb on the guy but they separated them before anything was thrown between the two. the guys in national tae kwon do champion and 3 weight classes and a brown belt under bravo. seriously bad dude there.
I just YouTube’d that. Hilarious. LMAO! NO HEY HEY HEY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C7vP061iqs
That $shit is great!!
I think Joe’s cooler head prevailed in that one. He could’ve hit the guy with a few knees, but he was worried about legal repurcussions. He rarely publicly talks about his fighting ability or skill, which shows me that he doesn’t feel the need to prove anything to anyone. The only thing I’ve ever heard him say publicly was that he was a black belt in taekwondo, but taekwondo is essentially a useless martial art. Joe’s a monster. A brown belt in jiujitsu is no easy task. Anyone who’s ever trained knows that it requires EXTREME dedication, as well as excellent conditioning. He may be old, but he’s still a bad dude.
I’ve heard this before too. that video mania had up of joe watching the fight sat, was priceless!!
he was fuckin ripped off the ganja in that video…did you see that shithole of a place he was at! just goes to show how down to earth rogan is. he was all for seth petrozelli to win that fight.
His conditioning would be bad with all that weed he smokes haha.
i smoke weed like a chimney and it really doesnt effect your cardio at all.
Cosign. It’s kinda’ weird but if it’s good weed (i.e. relatively chemical/pesticide free) there is no affect on Cardio, at least in my experience. That said, if you don’t believe me check out what this nerd has to say,
http://www.cannabismd.net/cardiovascular-effects/
Diaz brothers also talk about smoking before/during triathlons. Weed smoke is just not the same as tobacco smoke. Despite what those annoying teetotalers think/say.
until you start chomping down tacos at four in the morning due to munchies…
If you put smoke in your lungs, regardless of what kind, it will affect you to some extent. Ofcourse some kinds of smoke are worse than others.
lol. what a great post for everybody to comment should be good. joe kick ass rogan
I would love to see rogan in the octagon!
Mania, start a petition!
he should do just 1 fight and retire
a few years ago the UFC was trying to work on a deal to have Joe Rogan fight Wesley Snipes in the octagon but it never went through….
Really…
Rogan vs Kimbo. i like rogan in that one.
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
Id like to see rogan vs Ken or Frank Shamrock
that’d be sick but isn’t Rogan like 43 now??
yall see Rogan on Fear Factor when he brushed that dude aside lolll
yeah i posted it above…but the link is gone for some reason..but that was hilarious.
There was another incident where a dude was talking shit and said he wanted to fight Joe, and Rogan was like “No…you don’t. Trust me.” It was pretty dam funny.
It would be funny to see him in the octagon.
I see him in the Octagon™ Almost every UFC. Just messin’
he should totally fight, there’s some of his trainng on youtube likes pretty good
He could do a promo fight with Ortiz….wait….Ortiz wouldn’t show up.
He’s a pretty thick dude. He looks like he’s got the same type of build as Matt Hughes.
BTW, don’t dis the weed, it seems to work for the Diaz boys.
I smoke weed all day every day.
When he was on the show NewsRadio back in the day, they did a few episodes where he had no shirt on. He was ripped to shreads. Even more so than most MMA fighters.
Yeah joe rogan is ripped.
The bad mofo, or a balding mofo?
Joe Rogaine
F$%king laugh people!
HAHA. jk. that is some funny stuff though. lol Mexicutioner. i have to say you are one of the most sarcastic people on here.
bit old to start fighting properly, his conditioning is probably ok and he would likely tool a lot of the 170 guys in TUF
dana vs joe rogan would be a funny fight
ha ha ha ya rights
I’d love to see Rogan fuck some people up..
and then crack some jokes about it lol
Who said pot smoking is bad for you?
The government?
UFC? no. He would never be willing to take that kind of pay cut to fight full time or pass WADA. He could do some exhibition grappling… that would be cool.
I just watched the Fear Factor clip, yes he’s whoop that fool, haha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C7vP061iqs
he coulda fired some knees from the clich if the miz wasn’t in the way.. haha
look at the ghost town on rogans head, his hair line is scary and would more than likely be an unfair advantage since anyone he would fight wouldnt be able to look away…or stay on their feet and not bust out laughing. rogan by tko (opponent not being able to breath from laughing)
I wish I could get me some weed but I don’t know anyone who has it. My neighbor who had it everyday moved out of state. /cry
shit thats not hard, go down to your local headshop. look for some kids with red eyes and ask them if theyre 420 friendly
Don’t tell anyone but I heard that Brian “Bisping-Hater” can get some good stuff.Legend has it You’ll be typing on napkin dispensers at the food court naked wondering why your post won’t come up, you will be driving down the road and think you are here, you will think you were in the room when OJ and his ganstas busted in and demanded his stuff back but then you will realize that you weren’t there or any of the other places but actually right here posting and smoking! Good stuff man gooooood stuff
Yea right. Just two friends playing grab ass. I bet Carlos Mencia would hurt him.
Mencia is a fat, joke stealing, douchebag.
UFC 128 MAIN EVENT - JOE ROGAN VS. GSP
so do it and stop yapping,fuck danas your boy ,im sure u can pull some strings rogan
He and Wesley “The Tax Evader” Snipes were supposed to fight forever and a month ago
It would be funny if he won the fight then interviewed himself in the octagon.
“So Joe why do you go ahead and walk us through this part of the fight”
It looks like his taking a shit in the picture
I thought it was more like a caveman staring down another caveman.
He trains with Clay Guida?
How’d you know it wasn’t Jason “Overweight” Guida?
he looks like the devil in that pic
joe rogain couldnt beat anyone,
he has all the free time to become a brown belt and get gigh
must be nice.
what a hard worker!!!!
They do not do ground n pound at 10th planet. Eddie is good I love his transition from pyramid to omo plata and some other stuff like the do-da and jiu claw but a ton of his stuff does not work on good ground guys. It is stoner crap that only works on those who cannot think on their feet, or ground rather. Joe Rogan doesn’t get hit when he trains. He may be a good fighter but until he fights you cannot judge good or bad what he would do because training and tapping people without strikes isn’t the enough to go on. Eddie would get killed by anyone in UFC in the top 13 of LW.
looks like joe is showin’ his cell-mate who’s boss…
mania please post another topic so i dont have to look at rogan rage anymore on my screen!!
like where is stephen bonnar? does he even fight for the ufc anymore?
He was in Orlando about a month ago commentating on some MMA fights in the UCF arena.
when did this become a toker site. how many wpm are you all putting out ripped. what if you are not even really here but driving down the road? what if you are sitting naked in the food court right now typing on the napkin dispenser and wondering why your posts won’t go up? what if you were in the room when OJ and his ganstas busted in and demanded his stuff back but then realized you weren’t there or any of the other places but actually right here posting and smoking? what if?
You have never smoked have you?
ridiculous, this is what people who dont toke are like. crazy
For your first time ….. you should try the legal alternative…. Its called Salvia. Just load a big bowl of some 120x get it real nice and hot, suck it in ,hold it for 30 seconds and just exhale. Nothing will happen , i promise ( evil grin) mwaaahaaa mwahaaahaaahaaa
LOL, use the biggest bong you can find too.
Salvia Divinorum only works ‘coz of the Placebo effect. I tried it, felt nothin’ “special”…
Stop maaaan…. you are blowin’ my friggin mind… What if up is down and blue is green? Wait …wait … What if d-o-g really spells cat?
Stop it maaaan………. you are blowin’ my friggin mind. What if up is down and blue is green? Wait…….Wait…… What if d-o-g really spells cat?
gotta love moderation……
intended for Brian “Bisping-Hater”
Drugs are bad, mmmmmmmmmmmmmkay?
Yes Mr. Mackey…LMAO!
Check out Rogan get this guy with an arm triangle…Rogan is the real deal: A bad Mtherfucker!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oDXlFNhi3w
‘You gonna get raped’ 2008 edition.
Joe Rogan vs. Tom Atencio