kelly kobald

“I’m looking for a 1st or 2nd round TKO or stoppage. Gina may be the face of MMA, but I have to say, win, lose or draw I’m going to be the pretty one leaving the cage. I plan on fucking her shit up.”

– Elite XC female fighter Kelly Kobald, who has a fight this Saturday night against Gina Carano at Elite XC: “Heat,” tells FightHype.com that she plans to hit Gina with the ugly stick during their CBS televised match. She’ll have to do a lot of hitting.

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Comment by kimbo went to harvard
2008-10-01 08:06:55

Please dont do that kelly. thanks

Comment by OJR
2008-10-01 09:06:14

Kelly is cute.

Comment by PW
2008-10-01 09:10:49

Mmmm, I like chicks with dirty mouths. Too bad she loos like Rene Zellweger.

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Comment by Ca$z
2008-10-01 10:05:08

Well I know who is going to be the ugliest one getting IN the cage that night and it aint Gina ’show us your fanjita’ Carano!

 
Comment by Ro-J
2008-10-01 10:10:04

no doupt this girls lass two fights were in the losers column, and one of them was Kedzie, a fighter Gina beat before. Why is Going down in ranks? Gina is a joke and a posser

 
Comment by RedDog
2008-10-01 12:33:33

PW – I agree, that quote was tight as hell!

 
Comment by DJ
2008-10-01 14:39:49

A little Renee isn’t bad…. even Kenny Chesney was OK with it for a bit.

 
 
Comment by belfort_fan
2008-10-01 11:10:33

Dude you have to be kidding about her being cute hahha. look at her sherdog picture and tell me if you think shes cute.

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Comment by OJR
2008-10-01 13:07:40

Dude, there are 4 categories:

Ugly, average, cute and hot.

Kelly and Gina are cute. If some guys say average then I am cool w/ it. It ain’t like she is my girl or sis or anything…

 
Comment by belfort_fan
2008-10-01 17:37:17

Sorry man i just thought you were kidding. i think she is butt ass ugly

 
 
 
Comment by THORAZINE
2008-10-01 14:19:27

Nice potty mouth on that one..lol

 
 
Comment by Jason
2008-10-01 08:09:23

Man this chic is talking alot of shit. I hope Gina messes her up. This could be a helluva fight.

 
Comment by the_mexicutioner
2008-10-01 08:23:11

I wouldn’t but it past this girl to pull off the win. She does train at Minnesota Martial Arts Academy and thats not exactly a bad camp. Aside from that, whats with all the lube on her right arm in the picture.

Comment by PW
2008-10-01 09:11:54

That’s left over from fist-raping Sean Sherk.

Comment by the_mexicutioner
2008-10-01 09:56:32

Wow. Thats pretty kinky.

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Comment by Stagger-Lee
2008-10-01 12:28:35

Aww! Gross!!lol

Why you gotta say nasty shit for PW?

 
 
 
Comment by belfort_fan
2008-10-01 11:12:37

Ive been sayin in for a while now. I think shes gonna win for sure.

Comment by the_mexicutioner
2008-10-01 15:10:50

I know she would kick your boy Olaf Alfonso’s bird beaked ass.

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Comment by yohnstoppable
2008-10-01 15:19:55

Does she not already hold a KO win over Olaf? That’s a rare category to be in

 
Comment by belfort_fan
2008-10-01 17:38:34

LMAO. No she wouldnt. Olaf would beat all of you guys up. JK. That aint my boy!!

 
 
 
Comment by PJJ
2008-10-03 01:29:24

She actually bounces between two camps, MMAA and Team Bison (Brett Rodgers’ camp).

 
 
Comment by Pat
2008-10-01 08:24:14

LOL I love it when fighters talk like this, male or female.

 
Comment by DirtyML
2008-10-01 08:35:24

Well if she wins by submission I will be DISPLEASED.

 
Comment by MC
2008-10-01 08:51:06

Even “Glamor Shots” couldn’t make her look like the pretty one.

Comment by Bill Maher
2008-10-01 09:13:35

I think Kelly is cute.

Comment by OJR
2008-10-01 10:12:37

Rene was cute before she started appearing in Westerns looking like a starved greyhound.

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Comment by OJR
2008-10-01 10:14:30

That was meant for the post above. ARRRGH!!! Having an off day!

Bill-

I am w/ you, brother.

 
 
 
 
Comment by EazyEismydad
2008-10-01 09:03:28

Look at the people Kobald has fought. Almost none of them have a single professional win, and for many it was their pro debut. Only 4 fighters are over .500 and she is 2-2 against them. Her record is all padding except 1 or 2 fights.

 
Comment by adam
2008-10-01 09:18:53

hahaha

 
Comment by The 5th Beatle
2008-10-01 09:29:42

Hey Kelly, wanna put me in a triangle choke, or in your guard? please?

 
Comment by kukuxumusu
2008-10-01 10:27:14

This should be the main event just so they can grease up the cage with some KY.

 
Comment by brac
2008-10-01 12:54:23

I like the way this girl talks, but I don’t see her beating Gina. Gina beat Kedzie pretty easy and Kedzie beat Kelly in their last fight. I just hope Gina comes in really good shape for this fight and actually makes the 140 lb. weight limit.

 
Comment by sbud
2008-10-01 13:45:25

just go for the DQ and stomp her face in.

 
Comment by supreme
2008-10-01 17:27:28

man im sorry guys but that wouldnt mind those delicious titis bouncing up and down while I’m putting down, down below.

 
Comment by Ross
2008-10-01 17:43:06

her comment just put a half a pack of rollos in my pants.

 
Comment by supreme
2008-10-01 18:14:23

i meant I wouldn’t mind

 
Comment by supreme
2008-10-01 18:15:30

and while im puttin it down, down below

 
Comment by supreme
2008-10-01 18:17:09

Damn I just saw her picture on sherdog… talk about a buzz kill

 
Comment by supreme
2008-10-01 19:16:45

i still cant get over this picture though damn.. I would fuck the living shit out of her.

 
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