MMAmania is giving away more than $300 in prizes thanks in part to the good folks over at BetUS.com.
The lone requirement to win some green: Creativity.
We did this a few months ago and you guys delivered. Now we’re bringing it back for the upcoming UFC 86: “Jackson vs Griffin” pay-per-view on Saturday July 5.
Here’s how it works:
Step 1: Go to BetUS.com to create your FREE account.
Step 2: Come up with a funny and ORIGINAL caption for the above picture.
Step 3: Send your submission and your BetUS account number to our contest email.
Want to know what you are playing for?
First place: $150 FREE play at BetUS.com
Second place: $100 FREE play at BetUS.com.
Third place: $50 FREE play at BetUS.com.
Honorable mention: MMAmania.com t-shirts.
This contest will run until Friday to give you guys enough time to put something solid together, win some cash and bet on the fights this weekend with some FREE bread.
Remember to create an account at BetUS.com through this link as soon as possible. We’ll need your account number to deposit the winning amounts on Friday. It’s better to do it now and it’s required for your submission.
For those who already have established accounts at BetUS.com just have the account information handy and ready to send with your submission.
We can’t wait to see what ya’ got.
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Yeah Quinton maybey you should get her number, after I retire Ibarra on Saturday you will need a new corner man!
Rampage: “Forrest u look like a monkey…way out of your league man, kind of like u vs me on July 5th!”
I dont feel like creating an account with BetUS so….
“Rampage always told me he was hungry for some collared greens… I just didnt know there weren’t any collars”
I don’t either so here it goes.
“Damn Forrest, I guess we should have pulled out.”
Too bad you guys won’t win. Pretty good. Makes no sense. It’s free. There’s no commitment.
Mania, maybe I’m retarted, but I tried and I could swear they asked for a $50 deposit!!!
MANIA, this doesnt have to be a made up quote does it? It can be any funny caption describing the picture right?
same here…
page: “if i knock out this fake contender in the 1st round, i wonder if dana would let me finish the other 4 rounds against her????”
hey rampage check it out… either i forgot to take my medication, or there’s a lil green chick over there whose stomach says “call a booty”
Rampage ‘The dootie is calling me’
Forrest ‘We aint got bitches that hot in Mayberry…’
I don’t feel like making the account either.
Here’s my comment:
“Damn is she the she hulk?”
I dont get it.
I dunno, Hulk is green, she is green. About the only connection I see.
There was actually a comic book character called She-Hulk. She was tall, strong, green, hot, and lame.
“If you look close enough, Rampage and Forrest are in this picture.”
Thats a good one. How about “Forget fightin’ Forrest, I want to beat that up, damn!”
Stopped here, no way anybody can top this.
Kick ass
LMAO
Tried to registered but wont work for Canadian dammit!!!
So here his mine anyway:
Forest : Euhhh , just checking on a ETA for our request on number 1 2 and 3
Rampage : Yeah because 4 is mine
looks like forest is about to go down on page
“A champion is always distracted by the Call of Booty”
“The difference between a lover and a fighter”
“You can kiss my natural black ass, and my ass IS naturally black.”
That’s gotta be one of my favorite Rampage quotes.
“Going twice….SOLD! To one Wanderlai S. Congratulations to Wanderlei for the winning bid.”
“Damn, and I thought I possessed all the modern warfare.”
Forrest: This is why Rampage has so many kids
lol that ones good too lmao
“If that’s the Call of Duty 4, the first 3 musta kicked some natural black ass.”
“Nah, baby, see against Forrest I use my ‘Whoop dat ass’ technique. Against you, I gonna use a technique called ‘Tap dat azz.’”
“devil’s threesome, whaddaya say buddy?”
“Forrest: *whispering* The plan is working like a charm. Now’s my chance to choke him out”
“Now I get to ‘whoop that ass’ on a white boy AND a white girl, *howllllllllllllllll*”
Forrest cover me…I’m going in
Rampage: “Daaaamn Baby”
Forrest: “Will Shatner’s done ‘er”
My Caption:
Rampage: Man Forrest! You know what they say about going “green”!
Forrest: I always thought it was “once you go black you never go back”?
“This image is so unworthy of a caption, perhaps I will stop fixating on her obvious camel toe.”
“That’s the worse case of gonorrhea I’ve ever seen.”
Rather lose $50 than sign up on BetUSA though.
God damn it. Canadians can’t participate.
rampage- if only you were asian…. sigh.
forest- look what i can do with my ears! (then forest flys off into the sunset.)
Rampage: “I got fo kids, I got fo kids, I got fo kids . . .
Forrest: “Look! A girl! And she’s green! Lookitthegreengirl!!!”
Rampage: “Damn, I like that green martian booty, yo girl!, lets hook up, I got a big dick and humongous balls”
Forest: “Rampage is going to tap that.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADq3pmB7uFo
HAHA OMG. I didn’t think it would go this far, but i’m glad you did.
forest- hey rampage you know what they call a quater pounder with cheese in france?
rampage- FOREST! SHUT THE HELL UP MAN! i’m bout to get me some.
rampge- awe damn she aint asian.
forest- hey look what i can do with my ears! (then forest flys off into the sunset).
i already know iwin i mean a dumbo joke for forest and a pulp fiction joke. i so give up (cry cry cry)
Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson and Forrest Griffin amused despite the horrified audience after Quinton sneezes immediately after devouring two gallons of green jell-o live at the MTV Music awards.
Rampage to Forrest
“You stand as much chance of fucking her as you do beating me”
Forrest
“I know”
I did a account and ask for fifty dollar deposit………I could use that money for beer for Saturday night watching the fights. But a shirt would be awesome lol anyways here is my crack at it……………..
Forrest- ” I think he just declared War on that chicks body and just Like George W.Bush, in the Call of Duty Rampage does not pull out, ……..looks like he just found a new babies momma!!!”
Rampage “Damn, that looks like my D!<% when i used that cucumber lotion”
“Man i shouldn’t have got a lift with the Diaz brothers”
lmao, good one
OOOH…$300 whole dollars…
If I win, I can buy a half a tank of gas.
Caption…Gazinteigt!
No shame in verbally tapping to a nice piece of ass…
So far Rampage has made 3 Booty Calls this week. It looks like the 4th has arrived.
We all wondered what exactly “terrorizing woman” means and now we know. This girl really wishes that she wasn’t at the Station Casino bar the night that JT Money went on his drunken Rampage.
Last week in an unsanctioned bout, Rampage Jackson fought the Incredible Hulk in an MMA fight. The stakes were, the winner takes the losers girlfriend. Rampage made the announcement on national tv and Forrest’s mouth drops in pure amazement!
Even when you have body paint applied by an expert, you can’t hide green camel toe.
Finally, someone said it. I read all the way through just to see if someone had written what I was about to.
Camel Toe. Camel Toe.
Rampage- “Are you thinking what Im thinking Forrest”
Forrest- ” I think so Rampage, but if I just spend my money wisely, I can get both COD4 and the new UFC game so I wont have to chose.”
i made an acoount and they wanted money… well just for fun
“the one thing that brings these two together”
“Jesse Taylor, is that you? What exactly in da hell did you do that night in Vegas?”
LMAO..cracked me up badly..
I sent my account number through the regular contact link because the Contest email address was not appearing when I clicked it, therefore I didn’t know what it was.
Forrest - “Prolly took someone hours to paint her green. Gonna take me 5 minutes to paint her white.”
Rampage: “My Call of Duty is to please that booty”. I can’t sign up for a BETUS account because I’m in Canada. Sucks.
“Something Juanito just couldn’t train Rampage for.”
hey i emailed you guys regarding your email address:
is the “@ufcmania.com” part correct…shouldn’t it be contest@mmamania.com??
and what time today does the contest end?
Thanks,
LiFT
oh crap, i just saw that it says @mmamania.com….i’ve been sending my entries to @ufcmania.com because that’s what it said before!!
“Commence carpet bombing” or “Grab those bazookas it’s time for trench warfare”
Forrest: At my opponent’s side, we find his lovely daughter Ruoyko Lateesha Kamizuka Jackson. Conceived during Rampage’s time in Japan,fighting for the Pride organization, she is living proof that true love can happen between greatly different cultures, and that mixing brown and yellow gets you green.
Since Rampage looks very distracted, and Forrest noticed…
Forrest: “Ladies & gentlemen, we have a game plan for tonight’s fight!”
“Damn Forrest if thats what you get to eat on Randy Coutures all greens diet sign my ass up”
Rampage “Momma always told me to eat my vegetables”
“Call of Duty 4: A fight, Rampage had no defences against.”
weren’t the winners going to be announced Friday? i want to see who won Mania!!! the fight is only a few hours away