jenna jamesonThe self-proclaimed power couple is at it again.

Former UFC light heavyweight champion Tito Ortiz and his girlfriend Jenna Jameson are set to appear in a new movie dubbed, “Zombie Strippers,” which is “coming soon to DVD.”

That’s never a good sign.

Ortiz plays a bouncer at an underground Nebraska strip club that is tainted with a virus that turns its talent into reanimated corpses. And, unsurprisingly, Jameson is one of the infected strippers (no pun intended, seriously).

Check out the video trailer after the jump.

March 20th, 2008    

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Comment by john
2008-03-20 09:47:32

Give me a break!!!!!!

 
Comment by ToeLock
2008-03-20 09:47:33

JJ one of the infected strippers LOL….

I’m thinking…No makeup required here? Plus JJ is skeletal enough to play the part as she stands!

 
Comment by PhilQNY
2008-03-20 09:49:39

sounds b rated.

 
Comment by ToeLock
2008-03-20 09:50:49

That looks so bad…but for some reason i want to watch it!

 
Comment by PW
2008-03-20 09:55:36

Does anyone know of a theater showing this as part of a double feature with Never Back Down?

 
Comment by arodofiron
2008-03-20 09:57:58

Awful, awful… just AWFUL…

 
Comment by john
2008-03-20 10:04:25

I heard on BEATDOWN, that Eddie Alvarez might get matched up against Tatsya Kawajiri in the 2nd round of the DREAM grand prix. That would be an amazing fight and if Eddie can beat him, he will really cement his place as one of the tougher up and coming lightweights in the world.

 
Comment by chefdaddy
2008-03-20 10:04:40

[quote comment=”376785″]sounds b rated.[/quote]
you have just seriously insulted B-rated movies!

 
Comment by Fidel Cashflow
2008-03-20 10:15:58

She looks beat. bombed out and depleted.

 
Comment by ORTIZ!!!!!!08....BABY!
2008-03-20 10:27:26

Not only the best fighter…but becoming an actor also…very,very smart man i must say.

 
Comment by PhilQNY
2008-03-20 10:29:44

Off the subject: The oldest MMa fighter ever!! It’s not Randy. Skip Hall 63yrs old!!!!!!!

Chk it out.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/23652320/site/21683474/

 
Comment by rich
2008-03-20 10:32:59

hahha nice chappelle reference fidel. looks like we have a Razzies front runner

 
Comment by Sephora MMA fans
2008-03-20 10:43:10

poor thing. She must have seen some real trauma in her past.

 
Comment by Toms Bombs
2008-03-20 10:44:11

[quote comment=”376847″]Off the subject: The oldest MMa fighter ever!! It’s not Randy. Skip Hall 63yrs old!!!!!!!

Chk it out.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/23652320/site/21683474//quote
Talk about old man strength. lol

 
Comment by Toms Bombs
2008-03-20 10:45:19

[quote comment=”376808″]I heard on BEATDOWN, that Eddie Alvarez might get matched up against Tatsya Kawajiri in the 2nd round of the DREAM grand prix. That would be an amazing fight and if Eddie can beat him, he will really cement his place as one of the tougher up and coming lightweights in the world.[/quote]

I’m really pulling for Alvarez in this whole thing. Him and Hansen, he’s a beast.

 
Comment by PW
2008-03-20 10:52:15

[quote comment=”376847″]Off the subject: The oldest MMa fighter ever!! It’s not Randy. Skip Hall 63yrs old!!!!!!!

Chk it out.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/23652320/site/21683474//quote
Somewhere Brett Favre is reading this and thinking, “hmmmmm.”

 
Comment by PW
2008-03-20 10:53:08

[quote comment=”376847″]Off the subject: The oldest MMa fighter ever!! It’s not Randy. Skip Hall 63yrs old!!!!!!!

Chk it out.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/23652320/site/21683474//quote
In his most recent fight he beat up the hostess at Luby’s for telling him he missed the Early Bird Special by 10 minutes.

 
Comment by ToeLock
2008-03-20 10:55:35

[quote comment=”376847″]Off the subject: The oldest MMa fighter ever!! It’s not Randy. Skip Hall 63yrs old!!!!!!!

Chk it out.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/23652320/site/21683474//quote
NO!!! Don’t give Ken Shamrock idea’s!

Though he has to be close to 60 as it is? lol

 
Comment by twizted203
2008-03-20 11:13:59

id still put the stamp on her anyways…..and tito…give me a break man. just drop the lyoto fight and save some dignity for this movie….im sure he really cares about getting to the top again…and his belt back. Tito you did great things for the sport…but htat doesnt mean evrytime you lose or draw you get a big name fight or a title shot…you have to work your way backup just like everyone else…and to back that statement….yes other fighters have gotten immidiate title shots…but most of them have managed to win them and defend them!!

 
Comment by RobH86
2008-03-20 11:16:11

Ewww…I think she’s already turned in that shot from the film!…Oh no wait, that’s Jenna at Tito’s birthday party!!! My bad.

“And, unsurprisingly, Jameson is one of the infected strippers (no pun intended, seriously).”

What a line. Brillant stuff…Now lets hope Tito doesn’t read it.

 
Comment by twizted203
2008-03-20 11:16:29

By the way did you hear about gary shaw callin silva a can crusher and saying that frank is the true pound for pound in the world! lol….gary shaw is such a slug…he knows he doesdnt have good fighter promotion except for kimbo! so he wants to call out UFC…just for some face time!!…i like how he says antonio silva would beat all UFC’s heavywieght when he himself would sign any one of them to fight for the title immidiately!

 
Comment by daniel
2008-03-20 11:19:35

men tito needs to stop the bullshit he needs to train serously for machida or hes going to get the worst ass beaten in mma history

 
Comment by vin
2008-03-20 11:22:10

This makes Never Back Down look good. Where was Tito in this trailer? They didn’t even mention his name lol.

 
Comment by Fidel Cashflow
2008-03-20 11:22:50

[quote comment=”376883″][quote comment=”376847″]Off the subject: The oldest MMa fighter ever!! It’s not Randy. Skip Hall 63yrs old!!!!!!!

Chk it out.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/23652320/site/21683474//quote
NO!!! Don’t give Ken Shamrock idea’s!

Though he has to be close to 60 as it is? lol[/quote]

I read that article earlier as well. It’s nuts that he’s in fighting shape at 63, but his record is 2 - 4 (according to sherdog)

 
Comment by c-war
2008-03-20 11:29:03

I saw the previews to this while watching a recent movie that came out on video. Looked absolutely horrible.

 
Comment by PhilQNY
2008-03-20 11:29:16

[quote comment=”376956″][quote comment=”376883″][quote comment=”376847″]Off the subject: The oldest MMa fighter ever!! It’s not Randy. Skip Hall 63yrs old!!!!!!!

Chk it out.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/23652320/site/21683474//quote
NO!!! Don’t give Ken Shamrock idea’s!

Though he has to be close to 60 as it is? lol[/quote]

I read that article earlier as well. It’s nuts that he’s in fighting shape at 63, but his record is 2 - 4 (according to sherdog)[/quote]

His wifey is 26yrs old.

 
Comment by Fidel Cashflow
2008-03-20 11:49:12

[quote comment=”376971″][quote comment=”376956″][quote comment=”376883″][quote comment=”376847″]Off the subject: The oldest MMa fighter ever!! It’s not Randy. Skip Hall 63yrs old!!!!!!!

Chk it out.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/23652320/site/21683474//quote
NO!!! Don’t give Ken Shamrock idea’s!

Though he has to be close to 60 as it is? lol[/quote]

I read that article earlier as well. It’s nuts that he’s in fighting shape at 63, but his record is 2 - 4 (according to sherdog)[/quote]

His wifey is 26yrs old.[/quote]

that makes up for the losing record.

 
Comment by john
2008-03-20 11:57:38

[quote comment=”376868″][quote comment=”376808″]I heard on BEATDOWN, that Eddie Alvarez might get matched up against Tatsya Kawajiri in the 2nd round of the DREAM grand prix. That would be an amazing fight and if Eddie can beat him, he will really cement his place as one of the tougher up and coming lightweights in the world.[/quote]

I’m really pulling for Alvarez in this whole thing. Him and Hansen, he’s a beast.[/quote]

I am from Philadelphia, so naturally I would like to see Alvarez do well in such a presitgous tournament, but Kawajiri will be a very tough task. This guy is a ground n pound animal, with a ton of heart. His battle against Gomi was classic. The fact that Alvarez is a big lightweight, cutting down from welterweight, might give him a chance against a very strong Kawajiri. Regardless of the outcome, I would love to see this fight! This fight garentees to be ultra exciting…. wow I am starting to sound like Goldi! LOL, thats not good, someone smack me!

 
Comment by Sephora MMA fans
2008-03-20 11:58:27

[quote comment=”377010″][quote comment=”376971″][quote comment=”376956″][quote comment=”376883″][quote comment=”376847″]Off the subject: The oldest MMa fighter ever!! It’s not Randy. Skip Hall 63yrs old!!!!!!!

Chk it out.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/23652320/site/21683474//quote
NO!!! Don’t give Ken Shamrock idea’s!

Though he has to be close to 60 as it is? lol[/quote]

I read that article earlier as well. It’s nuts that he’s in fighting shape at 63, but his record is 2 - 4 (according to sherdog)[/quote]

His wifey is 26yrs old.[/quote]

that makes up for the losing record.[/quote]

how embarrassing.

 
Comment by john
2008-03-20 11:59:50

[quote comment=”376933″]By the way did you hear about gary shaw callin silva a can crusher and saying that frank is the true pound for pound in the world! lol….gary shaw is such a slug…he knows he doesdnt have good fighter promotion except for kimbo! so he wants to call out UFC…just for some face time!!…i like how he says antonio silva would beat all UFC’s heavywieght when he himself would sign any one of them to fight for the title immidiately![/quote]

Yeah I also read that…. I am getting a little sick of this Babbon, Shaw! He is starting to sound just like Dana, trying to discredit all the top fighters in the world not signed to his organization. I am so sick of all the damn promotors and executives in mma. I wish they would all stop trying to be like Rock Stars, and get their stupid faces out of the spotlight!.

 
Comment by jimmy_dean
2008-03-20 12:20:12

[quote comment=”376839″]Not only the best fighter…but becoming an actor also…very,very smart man i must say.[/quote]
The best fighter? You’re joking right? Maybe if you were talking about Anderson Silva, Randy, Fedor, GSP, or Rampage but Tito? Tito in his prime was not even in the top 5 pound 4 pound fighters in the world so calling him the best fighter is like calling Cro Cop the #1 HW right now. He is a good figher but I’m not sure if he was ever a great fighter so why don’t you change your name to RAMPAGE!!!!08…..BABY because that would make a lot more since at the moment.

 
Comment by Craig
2008-03-20 12:38:26

Tito cant get out of the UFC soon enough. I’m ready for that ginormous VD infested vaj known as Jenna to quit lowering the classiness of the crowds at UFC events. I read (made up) a story last month that some poor kid shook Jennas hand, unknowing of the horrible fate that awaited him, and he contracted genital warts. The outbreak was so severe, his entire family contracted it, as did his school. Now, the entire town is forced to live in an underground bunker, in order to try and suppress the outbreak. However, soon after this, worms, moles, prairie dogs, and chipmunks soon began getting infected. Then birds, snakes, rabbits, even fruits and vegetables. Now, the entire wildlife kingdom of Delaware is just a big colony of walking genital warts. And it’s all Jenna and Titos fault. Sad day.

 
Comment by dana's cheap
2008-03-20 12:48:05

I rather see tito strip than jenna at this point

 
Comment by Boss
2008-03-20 12:52:55

I just threw-up a lil bit in my month.

 
Comment by Boss
2008-03-20 12:53:40

mouth HAHA FING JJ BLAHHHHHH

 
Comment by KS
2008-03-20 13:14:17

[quote comment=”376933″]By the way did you hear about gary shaw callin silva a can crusher and saying that frank is the true pound for pound in the world! lol….gary shaw is such a slug…he knows he doesdnt have good fighter promotion except for kimbo! so he wants to call out UFC…just for some face time!!…i like how he says antonio silva would beat all UFC’s heavywieght when he himself would sign any one of them to fight for the title immidiately![/quote]

I’d pay to see Silva-Shamrock.

 
Comment by twizted203
2008-03-20 13:38:21

[quote comment=”377143″][quote comment=”376933″]By the way did you hear about gary shaw callin silva a can crusher and saying that frank is the true pound for pound in the world! lol….gary shaw is such a slug…he knows he doesdnt have good fighter promotion except for kimbo! so he wants to call out UFC…just for some face time!!…i like how he says antonio silva would beat all UFC’s heavywieght when he himself would sign any one of them to fight for the title immidiately![/quote]

I’d pay to see Silva-Shamrock.[/quote]

I wouldnt insult Anderson Silva or Rich Franklin with a fight against frank Shamrock….he is just as dumb and distasteful as Phil Baroni and melvin guillard. frank has been looking for the easy way out for along time! kneed gracie intentionally cuz he felt he coudltn hold him back anymore….took a past his prime baroni..andi can guarantee he was looking for an easy way fight with cung le..but is going to get more than he can chew!

 
Comment by midwestbred
2008-03-20 14:48:02

[quote comment=”376971″][quote comment=”376956″][quote comment=”376883″][quote comment=”376847″]Off the subject: The oldest MMa fighter ever!! It’s not Randy. Skip Hall 63yrs old!!!!!!!

Chk it out.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/23652320/site/21683474//quote
NO!!! Don’t give Ken Shamrock idea’s!

Though he has to be close to 60 as it is? lol[/quote]

I read that article earlier as well. It’s nuts that he’s in fighting shape at 63, but his record is 2 - 4 (according to sherdog)[/quote]

His wifey is 26yrs old.[/quote]

It says his wife OF 26 yrs, meaning they’ve been married for 26 years. Not tryin to be a dick just pointin that out.

 
Comment by Jseakin
2008-03-20 15:07:44

[quote comment=”377030″][quote comment=”377010″][quote comment=”376971″][quote comment=”376956″][quote comment=”376883″][quote comment=”376847″]Off the subject: The oldest MMa fighter ever!! It’s not Randy. Skip Hall 63yrs old!!!!!!!

Chk it out.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/23652320/site/21683474//quote
NO!!! Don’t give Ken Shamrock idea’s!

Though he has to be close to 60 as it is? lol[/quote]

I read that article earlier as well. It’s nuts that he’s in fighting shape at 63, but his record is 2 - 4 (according to sherdog)[/quote]

His wifey is 26yrs old.[/quote]

that makes up for the losing record.[/quote]

how embarrassing.[/quote]

His wife OF 26 years. She isnt 26 yrs old.

 
Comment by daniel
2008-03-20 15:19:45

[quote comment=”377143″][quote comment=”376933″]By the way did you hear about gary shaw callin silva a can crusher and saying that frank is the true pound for pound in the world! lol….gary shaw is such a slug…he knows he doesdnt have good fighter promotion except for kimbo! so he wants to call out UFC…just for some face time!!…i like how he says antonio silva would beat all UFC’s heavywieght when he himself would sign any one of them to fight for the title immidiately![/quote]

I’d pay to see Silva-Shamrock.[/quote]

i cant believe people really think that frank really stans a chance against silva. is like saying that u would pay to see ken shamrock fight rampage it dosent make any sense

 
Comment by brendan
2008-03-20 15:25:24

the video isnt showing up for me :( im sure im not missing much though

 
Comment by brendan
2008-03-20 15:36:16

just had to go watch that video on another site, i almost pissed my pants lol

 
Comment by john
2008-03-20 16:03:36

[quote comment=”377322″][quote comment=”377143″][quote comment=”376933″]By the way did you hear about gary shaw callin silva a can crusher and saying that frank is the true pound for pound in the world! lol….gary shaw is such a slug…he knows he doesdnt have good fighter promotion except for kimbo! so he wants to call out UFC…just for some face time!!…i like how he says antonio silva would beat all UFC’s heavywieght when he himself would sign any one of them to fight for the title immidiately![/quote]

I’d pay to see Silva-Shamrock.[/quote]

i cant believe people really think that frank really stans a chance against silva. is like saying that u would pay to see ken shamrock fight rampage it dosent make any sense[/quote]

I am with you, I wouldnt even want to see Anderson waste his time against a looser like Shamrock. The only reason I would like to see that fight is to see Frank get the beating off his life!

 
Comment by Mr Potato
2008-03-21 06:35:54

[quote comment=”378577″][quote comment=”376824″]She looks beat. bombed out and depleted.[/quote]
Thats because she’s had about 1000 dicks up her arse and her staple diet has been semen for the last 5 years. Seriously how can they say they’re a power couple when Jemma has morning cum cough.[/quote]
Oh and Tito literally cries everytime he loses a fight.. What a wanker

 
Comment by PhilQNY
2008-03-21 07:08:24

[quote comment=”377264″][quote comment=”376971″][quote comment=”376956″][quote comment=”376883″][quote comment=”376847″]Off the subject: The oldest MMa fighter ever!! It’s not Randy. Skip Hall 63yrs old!!!!!!!

Chk it out.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/23652320/site/21683474//quote
NO!!! Don’t give Ken Shamrock idea’s!

Though he has to be close to 60 as it is? lol[/quote]

I read that article earlier as well. It’s nuts that he’s in fighting shape at 63, but his record is 2 - 4 (according to sherdog)[/quote]

His wifey is 26yrs old.[/quote]

It says his wife OF 26 yrs, meaning they’ve been married for 26 years. Not tryin to be a dick just pointin that out.[/quote]

thx..for pointing that out.

 
Comment by chefdaddy
2008-03-21 08:44:28

What happened to Jenna?!? She used to be gorgeous……but …….now she’s just gross. Does she have some medical condition or something? I mean, I don’t know what I mean. Sad. Can’t even knock one out to her old movies anymore cuz that skeletal image of her pops up and I gotta stop. LOL

 
Comment by chefdaddy
2008-03-21 12:00:20

Side note: If regular zombies eat brains, what will zombie strippers eat? Hmmmm….really though…..what could it be? Been pondering this for hours, nothings coming to me. What would a zombie stripper want to put in her mouth? I’ll think on this one long and hard. Be back with my answer as soon as I figure it out.

 
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