This bizarre encounter between former UFC welterweight champion Matt Hughes and creepy contestant “Rodeo” on “Rock of Love with Bret Michaels” took place during Hughes’ latest book tour stop in Georgia.
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keep eating burgers and fries, your not longer an asset to the UFC.
* you are no longer….
Lets rideit cowboy
I will make verbally tap out GSP style!!
Are we going to have a rodeo tonight?
“I always like a little pussy after lunch, what do you say?”
*Jack Nicholson’s quote to Cher from the movie ‘Witches of Eastwick’.
hughes: “i dont care who you are, you’re not my friend.”
“You know, I’m not here to be someone’s highlight reel.”
“that’s not a country breakfast!”
matt: ” so did you get arm barred by Bret micheals? if so we got a lot in common..?”
Hey my publisist said i was going to be on The View?? Whos this bimbo?
Matt:”Geez you finished that meal as quick as your career…”
I see here in your personal add you like being rode hard and put away wet! Hey, me too!
Jesus wants me to “lay hands on you”
“I love you, Pumpkin. I love you, Honey Bunny. All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Any of you f***ing pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherf***ing last one of ya!”
Rodeo: “your creepy lookin’”
Hughes: “your creepier lookin’”
Rodoe: “you know what, your right”
She says
“I was not impressed by your performance”
“Whaddaya say we hop on my tractor, go back to my farm, and make another bastard child for ya.”
Who says you can’t bring a country breakfast to the Rodeo!
i really am pointing a gun at you matt
“Yall not gunna finish yer fries?”
“Nope.. They’re French.. Ya know I won’t be able to get them down!”
Rodeo, “I always say Mr. Hughes, save a whore, ride a cowboy!”
Can a Country Boy survive an STD?
“Matt, you lost again! I beat you in this eating contest! BUURP”
Hughes: haha… u got eliminated
Rodeo: You lost to a french guy twice, whats your point??
Girl: “I don’t think its THAT big Matt”
“She thinks my tractor’s Sexy”
“No, no. I said I AM a big dick.”
Girl: “From what I remember, its not THAT big Matt”
Modifying my previous entry to this, cheers.
“oh god i should’ve ordered a beer”
” I haven’t won a fight in a while, so you want to pick up the tab?”
Matt Hughes says “I want to be your queen.”
Hughes:”Hey, did you know I’m a queen too!”
The camera interrupted an in depth conversation about the different diseases involved in their respective careers.
MH: Tim Sylvia is such a cry baby.
R: You should see him in bed!
MH: …. who says I haven’t.
Hughes: “Maybe, I’ll let her get ME in a rear naked choke”
DAM it!!!! That burger didn’t choke her out… Jesus help me
why so picky…. I wasn’t
“Think I can have a sip of that, I gotta know what a five dollar shake tastes like.”
“did I mention I live on a farm?”
“what two people queefing at the same time looks like.”
Rodeo: Matthew, you’re giving me a strange look, what’s on your mind?
Matt Hughes (speaking like Chris Crocker): I’m Britney bitch.
How did this wack job get on the show and not me???
Matt says……
“This broad is (expletive) nuts. I knew I should of sent Mark in my place. She would of never known, Dammit!!”
matt huges ” brett michaels wrote one hit song “Every Rose has a Thorn but i summited Trigg twice with a rare naked choke”
A meeting of two great minds discussing what it was like to be relevant in 2007.
Hughes “You like what I’m doin to your feet?”
you touched my baby Jesus maker!
Matt Hughes “Did you just fart?”
Rodeo ” No bitch i think i shit”
I dunno why I am even entering this contest, I already have a MMA Mania T-Shirt, and I won the last caption contest, and if I won again, some of you all will freak out saying its a conspiracy, but oh well. I like doing these things.
Caption for this picture
“Where is Tim Sylvia, Blind Date is not my thing.”
“So you’re telling me that Brett Michaels wears an Extra Small jock strap like Matt Serra?”
“hold on one second, danzig’s under the table waiting for my vegetables.”
[quote comment="280309"]I dunno why I am even entering this contest, I already have a MMA Mania T-Shirt, and I won the last caption contest, and if I won again, some of you all will freak out saying its a conspiracy, but oh well. I like doing these things.
Caption for this picture
“Where is Tim Sylvia, Blind Date is not my thing.”[/quote]
—–> Matt says “I now have the second largest ego in the world”
“I just had my boobs done, how do they look?”
“Well…umm…I like lemon with my iced tea”
so much hate for hughes…
Now that’s how you beat GSP. Green beans, Steak, and Pie. I see you havent finished yours yet.
a very sad thing about MMA fans,you almost worshiping the fighter once he’s on his prime & then after a many years of dominating & finally met his match & loss then the fans not will only trun away around but throwing some sh*i*t words to a fighter that they respect before,
i bet for all those type of MMA fans will someday gonna telling everywhere in the internet that our Great MW champion today anderson silva is a garbage once he met his match in the future & lost.
you do not have respect for the fighter who rule the sport for many years then just after getting beatup then all of a sudden all negative comment to a once great fighter will flying around
“Matt Hughes and Rodeo discuss their mutual love of grappling with sweaty men.”
“My friend Matt Serra is a good guy – here’s his number.”
“Can You Tell Who Has The Bigger Man Box”
AGREED
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[quote comment="280177"]She says
“I was not impressed by your performance”[/quote]
best one yet
[quote comment="280132"]“I always like a little pussy after lunch, what do you say?”
*Jack Nicholson’s quote to Cher from the movie ‘Witches of Eastwick’.[/quote]
LMFAO!!!!
David Estrada wins this hands down! Hilarious!
Rodeo- “Now Matt, you never going to be UFC Champion again if you dont finish your vegetables!”
“What was your favourite passage in the bible again?”
Rodeo:will you sign my book
Matt: only under on condition…..
Rodeo: ok i dont care what it is just make it to bret the love is rockin
Matt: ok..there you go now u sign this.
Rodeo: ???
Matt: ohhh this is a contract that states u will give your heart to the lord….we had a deal.. and it also states u will be at prayer circle every wed at 7:00 thanks see u there
Matt:”I can’t believe it, but you’re breasts are bigger than my ego. But my ego isn’t surgically enhanced.”
Matt: I was thinking of getting on Rock of love 2, do you think you can help me out?
Matt: Jesus you ate that fast
Rodeo: Yeah well, sitting here with you is making me real uncomfortable.
Matt: What? Why is that?
Rodeo: Well first of all, usually when I meet guys for sex they leave there kids at home, and second, I only screw succesfull people.
“Matt,i’m gonna ride you harder than GSP did in your last fight”
“Forgive me for I have sinned”
Lets go back to my ranch and wrestle and then I’ll take a ride on the rodeo
Rodeo: Well Rodeo is my stage name, my real name is Georges St. P…
Matt: (urinates himself)
“wanna wrastle?”
“BJJ skills? Whats the extra “J” for?”
“Lowered Expectations…”
When I asked for the Rodeo I meant the burger not the reality star.
Why yes I do know how to ride bareback….but I’m not sure it’s what your thinking …..OR Take off that hat and I’ll help you find Jesus…
“you want to get my name tattooed WHERE??”
Gobble up your greens if you ever think you’ll be as good as Georges St Pierre.
[quote comment="280381"]a very sad thing about MMA fans,you almost worshiping the fighter once he’s on his prime & then after a many years of dominating & finally met his match & loss then the fans not will only trun away around but throwing some sh*i*t words to a fighter that they respect before,
i bet for all those type of MMA fans will someday gonna telling everywhere in the internet that our Great MW champion today anderson silva is a garbage once he met his match in the future & lost.
you do not have respect for the fighter who rule the sport for many years then just after getting beatup then all of a sudden all negative comment to a once great fighter will flying around[/quote]
I’ve never liked Matt Hughes, and I have always been on the hate wagon when it comes to him.
“OMG!! something has me in a knee bar!!…now Matt…what did I tell you about keeping control of that third leg”
[quote comment="280188"]“Yall not gunna finish yer fries?”
“Nope.. They’re French.. Ya know I won’t be able to get them down!”[/quote]
oh my fucking god i was gonna, give it a try but, after seeing this one i laughed my ass off and canot see myself coming up with anything funnier than this shit, MAnia this is the winner its hillarious
Matt: “Jesus woman i havnt even started on my fries. That food just go straight to your breasts or what?”
Rodeo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWWWAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAH….Oh my god I MISS MY KIDS!!!
Matt: you need to relax with that crazy laugh and stop crying about your damn kids. Here read my book. Its called bendover mountain. Its all about bringing my sheep to the highest mountain cliff there is. Has a great ending too.
Rodeo: HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAWHWWWAAHAHAAHHAWHAHAWHAHH…does it involve kids???…WAAAAHAAHAHAHAAHAH
LMAO!!!!
Matt: You wanna get down tonight?
Rodeo: I’ll drink to that.
girl: i wonder why he’s just smiling and not eating?
Woman to Matt – “Why dont you take a rodeo ride in my ranch?!”
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard!
A country boy can survive . . . with a little penicillin.
“Quick you, me, staring contest…….you win, you always do.”
[quote comment="280573"]My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard![/quote]
ok this one was funny too but, the FF one was the best so far
Matt: “Do you know who I am?”
Rodeo: “No, I can’t say that I do.”
Matt: “I don’t know how to put this, but, I’m kind of a big deal.”
Rodeo: “Really”
Matt: “People know me.”
Rodeo: “Well, I’m very happy for you.”
Ron: “I’m very important, uh, I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I– I’m friends with Dana White, too. He comes over on occasion.”
ala Ron Burgundy
I think spidersiva should win
People with pace tend to drive me crazy
I actually play better when mad.
MattHughes-”What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?”
Guess who’s packin’?
I luv AMerica, but
no one in america can beat…
Georgeez, Canadian A?
[quote comment="280601"]MattHughes-”What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?”[/quote]
One in a hundred?
More like one in a million.
So you’re saying I have a chance. Yeah! I hear you.
Matt Hughes to Rodeo: “Know any good ways to take down a man?”
Rodeo: Most women at one time or another have faked it.
Hughes: Well, they haven’t faked it with me.
(from the movie When Harry Met Sally)
Rodeo: Oota-goota, CountryBoy? [Going somewhere, Matt Hughes?]
Hughes: Yes, Rodeo. As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your boss. Tell Bret Michaels that I’ve got his money.
Rodeo: Soampeeta-lay, Eemal-aitrantee-tachk-ma gee-ghkeet’na. [It's too late. You should have paid Bret Michaels when you had the chance.]
Rodeo: (cont.) Jabbawa-neen-chichko-ka soanoo-eeshah-neetrai- tran-a-ee wan-warooska. Heheheh. [Bret Michaels has put a price on your head so large, every cage fighter in the galaxy will be looking for you.]
Rodeo: (cont.) Chaskinyawich-yootzoo. [I'm lucky I found you first.]
Hughes: Yeah, but this time I’ve got the money.
Rodeo: Elchai-yachkoolkain-tai cool-a-coo-soo-a. [If you give it to me, I might forget I found you.]
Hughes: I don’t have it with me. Tell Bret…
Rodeo:(interrupting) Tsee-nahaichee-kee! SochkoolROOL yapoolya-yaool-ra si pachki chka coo-shoo-koo poo-yoo-wa twee-pee. [Bret is soooooooooooo through with you! He has no time for cage fighters who drop their title fights at the first sign of GSP.]
Hughes: Even I get mounted sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?
Rodeo: KTRA! Jabba POO pacoom-PAKni ACHKat AN-pa! [You can tell that to Bret. He may only take your dignity.]
Hughes: Over my dead body.
Rodeo: Oochlayyoo-ma… [That's the idea.]
Rodeo: (cont.) Chess bookoo-tootachkeest-CHKREN-ko,ya ol-chka. [I've been looking forward to this for a long time.]
Hughes: Yes, I bet you have.
Hughes slips in the rear naked choke, then tips the waitress.
Hughes: Sorry about the mess.
RAsh!?!?, REaLLY!?!?
Se now Tha’s why I wear my RAshGuard all the TIme,
See it? SEE It?
MATT: You know Rodeo I am a Christian.
RODEO: Me to Matt. Just ask Brett. He never heard someone pray as much as I do late at night. Oh my God! Oh My God! He said I was the most religous person he ever met.
Matt: Good for you Rodeo, now I feel less negative about our lunch together and I will be able to eat the rest of this food on my plate!
“ewwwwwwwww girl we gonna get along just fine”
.
Matt rips one
.
“Just basking in the ambiance. I’m just basking in the ambiance”
RODEO:Matt, did you fuckin’fart?
saddle up farm boy.. im gonna ride you faster than you can say St. Pierre is the superior fighter..
Dammit Matt, I told you if you didn’t wash it for like a week, he’d choke out in a heartbeat when you wrap your legs around his head. That’s how I made Bret tap!
“I bet I’ve taken more shots to the face than you have”
“Farmer of Love”
“Rodeo can chow down a plate of diner food faster than Jason Lambert can eat a bowl of sausages.”
[quote comment="280502"]“What was your favourite passage in the bible again?”[/quote]
I think that is the best one yet.
Some of you guys are writing conversations, which makes no sense. It is a caption, which should be like one litte sentence and not a book of quotes.
But yet, I am also just trying to help you out.
Hughes: “If I was to show you how to do a rare naked choke hold, don’t mis-interpret and PLEASE keep you cloths on”
“Which one of these two county boys just farted louder”
[quote comment="280620"]Rodeo: Most women at one time or another have faked it.
Hughes: Well, they haven’t faked it with me.
(from the movie When Harry Met Sally)[/quote]
haha i was thinking the same thing…i think she even did that on that show
So what do you want for dinner? Nudge,Nudge.
Sorry Rodeo, I only prefer to be submitted with French Canadian balls in my face……..Or Christian balls………whichever…….anything hangy and sweaty………..did somebody say somethin’?
us country folk need to stick together
So, should I call your for breakfast? Or just give you a nudge?
(inspired by squid)
Really? It’s about the kids?
“A Country Boy can Survive…On burgers, fries, and half-celebrities”
[quote comment="280154"]“I love you, Pumpkin. I love you, Honey Bunny. All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Any of you f***ing pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherf***ing last one of ya!”[/quote]
This one is awesome!
…And then Bret Michaels got ME into a rear naked choke…So yeah…We have that in common too…
Rodeo: “Yes…these were made in America too. Now stop staring.”
Rodeo: Every rose has its torn, mine is Bret
Matt: Mine is GSP
“Why don’t we head back to my place and I will look into your eyes…and read you Bible verses.
Rodeo: “Can I have some of your french fries? My boyfriend Georges wants me to bring some food home so that we can celebrate his championship fight victory from Las Vegas.”
“Maybe after this, I’ll teach you how to defend an armbar.”
After lunch, I’m going to show you how we ride horses in Illinois
“Maybe after I’ll teach you how to defend an armb… nevermind that, a rear naked choke.”
Rodeo – I sing for the kids. Hughes –I beat up kids.
Rodeo- ” Did you put this roofie in my sweet tea?”
Matt Hughes- “Yes, yes I did.”
“I don’t know Matt, I think I can take you”
RODEO: “Now eat your fries, Matt.”
HUGHES: “I would, but I can’t seem to put my hands on anything French.”
matt: i have a friend named tim if your’e interested rodeo? rodeo: i’m not that desperate
[quote comment="280154"]“I love you, Pumpkin. I love you, Honey Bunny. All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Any of you f***ing pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherf***ing last one of ya!”[/quote]
That is freaking hilarious.
I can’t even try now.
Matt: “Sorry the whole Rock Of Love thing didn’t work out for ya there Rodeo. Hey,Cheer up, I Know this Big O Lug that just might be the right guy for ya!!!”
Rodeo: “REEEEEALLY, who?”
[quote comment="280816"]“Maybe after this, I’ll teach you how to defend an armbar.”[/quote]
this one is good for the irony in how matt was making fun of GSP on the Tuf show and GSP kept his cool and now tbls have turned
Matt: “Yeah, i think ive taken more shots to the face than you have”
Rodeo” “Now, hold on, i dont know about ALL that now”
MAtt: “rodeo have you read my book???, Im the QUEEN”
R: Maaatt? Were you just checking out my…?
MH: Nah, I wouldn’t do that, I thought that your necklace was a rosary.
Rodeo: “MATT! Were you eying my other burger and milkshake just now?”
Matt: “Jeje… yeah, screw it, im not training anymore, my career is at its end, so i can eat all i want, when i want”
Do you think Hammer is going to finish his burger?
Rodeo: I am not impressed by these hamburgers.
Hughes: Okay, enough about Michaels, lets get back to Jesus.
Hughes: And that’s why I have to drive a Peugot from now on right there.
Matt: Hey have you read my new book?
Rodeo: Ya I think you forgot to mention a verbal tap
FIN DEISEL IS THE WINNER FOR SURE…GREAT QUOTE I LOVED IT
Can Hughes handle that “riddum”?
I soooo would have said you were the Queen in that Bible story
“Tsk Tsk, Matt, you have that flirty look again”
“Well you remind me so much of my cows back home thats all”
“Alright, I’m ready for my Cherry Pie!”
Matt: “Not me, that’s Jesus playing footsie with you under the table”
R: No I never heard of UFC
MH:… really? I’m the Champ
Matt: ” How old are you again?”
Rodeo: “Now Matt, didn’t your momma ever teach you thats its not polite to ask a lady her age…hmmm?”
MH: I know it looks like I’m smiling, but this is the last time I am going to ask you for my hat back
Rodeo: “You ready to go play Guitar Hero?”
Matt is thinking about faking another groin kick!
Im gonna put your big ass in a rear naked choke.
[quote comment="280381"]a very sad thing about MMA fans,you almost worshiping the fighter once he’s on his prime & then after a many years of dominating & finally met his match & loss then the fans not will only trun away around but throwing some sh*i*t words to a fighter that they respect before,
i bet for all those type of MMA fans will someday gonna telling everywhere in the internet that our Great MW champion today anderson silva is a garbage once he met his match in the future & lost.
you do not have respect for the fighter who rule the sport for many years then just after getting beatup then all of a sudden all negative comment to a once great fighter will flying around[/quote]
Come on man relax, it’s just for fun. if they put a contest for a GSP picture or A. Silva, everyone would make fun of them as well. I mean if you are looking for someone to feel bad for, try the starving children around the world, not the “guys that paved the way..the ones that put their well being on the lime for our entertainment. The ones that workout day and night, sacrifice their friends, parents, wife’s and children.” cry me a river, if it wasn’t for us(fans) there would be no them(big time fighters)
MH: Do you own a strap-on?
MH: Hey! I’m told I’m the greatest welterweight in UFC history. I’ll touch your leg if I want to and no Baby Jesus doesn’t mind.
Your about as effective in the cage as a donky on a dairy farm.
Damn girl! You ate all that food, you must think I’m paying. I only buy meals for good christian girls, not washed up whores!
Hughes: “Have you ever heard of a rear butt naked choke?”
Matt: “Everyone has to withdraw at some point and time, but it’s always due to a physical problem, not a mental one.”
WANNA f-ME?
I’ve got to see what my family wants to do and I’ve got to pray on it.
OH JESUS MATTIE!?!?!!?
“I’ll take a H.I.T.”, they both agreed.
Hey Matt, Got MILK?
After losing to GSP i think Hughes decided to ruin his diet
and its so obvious he’s looking at her boobs
get em coach
Mattie, were you always so good at Xyience in school, cuz you wear that subject all the time?
Apparently isn’t that hard to swallow a lunch down with Matt Hughes
[quote comment="280309"]I dunno why I am even entering this contest, I already have a MMA Mania T-Shirt, and I won the last caption contest, and if I won again, some of you all will freak out saying its a conspiracy, but oh well. I like doing these things.
Caption for this picture
“Where is Tim Sylvia, Blind Date is not my thing.”[/quote]
How lame are you?
Rodeo: What is a blumpkin Matt?
Rodeo: “Stop lying”
MH: ” No, I swear”
Rodeo: “Are you kidding?”
MH: “Honestly I beat GSP before, He even said I was his idol afterwards”
Rodeo: “I dunno…….”
Rodeo, “It’s not that big is it?”
Hughes, “Wait, what? Did you mean my belt?”
As per their bet, the loser of the Hughes/Serra fight had to dress in drag for the entire day.
Matts thinking “i could take her”
rodeos thinking, “what a pussy, id beat his ass like gsp”
In the spirit of the hilarious “Pulp Fiction” quotes (slightly changed):
Rodeo:In the second, your ass goes down. Say it.
Hughes: In the second, my ass goes down.
WWJD?
…blow his own f@cking brains out.
MATT: SO YOu Love my opening song?
ITs so COuntry AMerican
That’s right, I invented the Brokeback mount…
Sorry Matt, I’m a little gassy.
Damn this website came along way. I was lookin at the first posts for each of the fighters and there were only like 5 comments at the most. Now there’s about 30 at the least.
Matt: So how many kids do you have?? Please tell me how to get a man on his back. I used to have it down but there is a frenchie that wont stop playing hard to get, and i want him to know what its like to have america mounting you.
(Rodeo laughs): You’re really not gonna eat your fries?
Matt: I wont lie to you Rodeo these fries look like they would lead Sweet Baby Jesus in temptation, but I’ve said from the beginning French food is the second best food in the world.
(Hughes has said several times that he considers Georges St. Pierre the second best fighter in the world.)
[quote post="4690"](Hughes has said several times that he considers Georges St. Pierre the second best fighter in the world.)[/quote]
(Hughes has said several times that he considers Georges St. Pierre the second best {welterweight*} in the world.)
i wonder if i could last the full 8 seconds or i wonder if she would make me scream like gsp did!!!!!!
matt: “a country boy would really appreciate a check right now”
Rodeo: Don’t make me hogtie you over that salad BOY!
[quote comment="280381"]a very sad thing about MMA fans,you almost worshiping the fighter once he’s on his prime & then after a many years of dominating & finally met his match & loss then the fans not will only trun away around but throwing some sh*i*t words to a fighter that they respect before,
i bet for all those type of MMA fans will someday gonna telling everywhere in the internet that our Great MW champion today anderson silva is a garbage once he met his match in the future & lost.
you do not have respect for the fighter who rule the sport for many years then just after getting beatup then all of a sudden all negative comment to a once great fighter will flying around[/quote]
That’s not it, you’re missing the boat, we’re throwing him away because we found out what A DICKHEAD! he really is after watching him on the TUF series.
Rodeo: ” what you say your name was again suga”
MH: So Rodeo, what is your full name?
R: Rodeo Scarlett O’Hara…….we’re from Georgia.
Men in Tights anyone?
MH: I just gave 110% in eating that meal.
Rodeo is thinking: THis guy is creepier than most rodeo clowns
MH: “I don’t usually date women with a bigger adam’s apple than me but….git-r-done!!!!”
Cost of lunch for two ? $15.78
Price for extra milkshake ? $1.23
Knowing the chances of even beating a 42 year old ex-waitress in the octagon are rather slim these days ? Priceless
rodeo- i’ve been known to take quite a shot on the chin too
hughes- jebus hates you
[quote comment="281188"]Rodeo: “Stop lying”
MH: ” No, I swear”
Rodeo: “Are you kidding?”
MH: “Honestly I beat GSP before, He even said I was his idol afterwards”
Rodeo: “I dunno…….”[/quote]
Now that made me laugh…. The look of disbelief on her face works so well with this. I tried to use her look with my quote but I’m not sure I got it the same way you did. Nice job man.
I also tried to keep mine short enough for a bubble in the pic
MH: (singing) Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, Diarhea
Rodeo: …..(her expression says it all)
R: You’re going to protest his funeral?
MH: Well, God Hates…
Matt: How ’bout you naked triangle choke me?
my new one.
Rodeo: HIT squad Camp, wow thats cool…..with uniforms and everything?… ya do you have joe Rogans number?
Matt: Rodeo I don’t even know why i got back in the ring.
Rodeo: It’s because it’s what you love to do. It’s who you were born to be. And here you sit–thinking! Well, Matt Hughes is not a thinker. Matt Hughes is a Fighter. He is a doer, and that’s what you need to do. You don’t need to think. You need to fight. You need trackers and fights. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab ahold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years! And it is good! And you use it! And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Matt! You WIN! And you don’t win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you’re a man, aren’t you? Aren’t you?!
Matt : Rodeo, I’ve never heard you talk like that… Are we about to get it on? Because I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
I’m sorry Rodeo but you can’t be a ring girl. You have to be under 50.
Yep, with the small fortune I’ve made from the UFC, you can see, I’m really living large.