hey dont touch my PP !DAM

Strange that he let the first armbar go? But once again what is he going fighting guys like this.

ohh noo…..is Fedor gay???

I think Fedor knows that dude.

YES!!YES!!!YES!!! I SAW THAT..You have to see the look in Van Damm’s eyes..Toy Boy Floyd!!! He gave the look.

What a freakshow VanDamn is. Looks like hes ready to plant one on Fedor there as he pulls away. lol

Van Damme looks like he wants to hump Fedor..he is a dirty old man.

CREEPY!!!! That’s an understatement!

It doesn’t look good when Fedor lets him do that in public..

It probably wouldn’t look nearly as creepy if it wasn’t in slow motion. That whole incident probably only took about 2-3 seconds, hardly enough time to turn a friendly exchange into a creepy one. Besides, Euros are a lot more touchy-feely than Americans.

[quote comment="254523"]YES!!YES!!!YES!!! I SAW THAT..You have to see the look in Van Damm’s eyes..Toy Boy Floyd!!! He gave the look.[/quote]

He even has the head tilt at the end…damn I can’t stop laughing…

Van Damme is sporting the typical “I moleste children and Russians” face. Never seen that one before… He is literally trying to seduce Fedor with his eyes after the longest hug in mma history (not counting Tim Sylvia fights).

YIKES!!

This was very funny.

[quote comment="254533"]It probably wouldn’t look nearly as creepy if it wasn’t in slow motion. That whole incident probably only took about 2-3 seconds, hardly enough time to turn a friendly exchange into a creepy one. Besides, Euros are a lot more touchy-feely than Americans.[/quote]
I agree … in real time, VD probably doesn’t look like he is dreaming of Fedor submitting him by rear naked choke. It was probably just one of those weird Euro male2male moments that seemed completely normal to them.

HA! There was a wink at the end. Fuckin hilarious.

what the shit

[quote comment="254539"][quote comment="254523"]YES!!YES!!!YES!!! I SAW THAT..You have to see the look in Van Damm’s eyes..Toy Boy Floyd!!! He gave the look.[/quote]

He even has the head tilt at the end…damn I can’t stop laughing…[/quote]

Jean Claude wanted to some cheeks that night. Fedor’s cheeks..heheheheheehehe.

I can’t think of anything in an MMA show I’ve ever seen that is creepier than that.

[quote comment="254540"]Van Damme is sporting the typical “I moleste children and Russians” face. Never seen that one before… He is literally trying to seduce Fedor with his eyes after the longest hug in mma history (not counting Tim Sylvia fights).[/quote]

hahahahahahahaahaha!! Oh S&%#t..Yo VM when I saw it was in the middle of the night..I have it Dv’rd..Bro it totally slipped my my mind..until this thread…I remember saying to myself..”what da F##%#$%$zk was that” that ha to be the fruitiest moment in MMA history. and that ish that out of no where.

Hahahaha, yikes.

Yea that was pretty scary..Van looked like he wanted to punish him…lol

Holy crap, Van Damme has man love written all of his face.

[quote comment="254533"] Besides, Euros are a lot more touchy-feely than Americans.[/quote]

Dude, seriously, did you not see the wink at the end?

The post fight wink freaked me out.

where can i see this?

Yea, it probably looks totally normal at full speed, but I am sure V.D. would love to show Fedor a new type of rear naked choke. Sick Bustard!
Please never let that happen in the octagon!

That was really strange. Almost funny.

[quote comment="254547"][quote comment="254533"]It probably wouldn’t look nearly as creepy if it wasn’t in slow motion. That whole incident probably only took about 2-3 seconds, hardly enough time to turn a friendly exchange into a creepy one. Besides, Euros are a lot more touchy-feely than Americans.[/quote]
I agree … in real time, VD probably doesn’t look like he is dreaming of Fedor submitting him by rear naked choke. It was probably just one of those weird Euro male2male moments that seemed completely normal to them.[/quote]

On the real in real time..I saw it..and you’ll see it. there are alot of distractions and stuff with the fight ending..the next fight..but if your not blind you’ll see the hug..the wink..head tilt back..the look you’ll give a hot woman..when you know you’ll get some. that for sure did not go under the radar..Props to Mania..for sheding light on Van Dammes other side..and I hope Fedor..and what it shows in the clip was an innocent victim of a toy boy floyd attack.

That’s the look Zheka gives his Fedor posters at home.

Van danme, the king of flying back kicks and splittin from 1 tree branch to another is really feelin fedor’s sweat on his face..the aroma was awesome to Jean

That’s Frank Dux, man!

I agree, it topped over on the Gay Scale.

That gives the term “rear naked choke” a whole new disturbing meaning.

the look in his eyes is truly creepy. I was forced to look away. I felt dirty and immediately made my way to the shower.

[quote comment="254605"]the look in his eyes is truly creepy. I was forced to look away. I felt dirty and immediately made my way to the shower.[/quote]

LOL…F’k..i hear ya!

Thats pretty funny. I want to see Van Damme and other action stars get in the fight. Lets see Jet Lee, Chuck Norris, and Tony Jaa in a real match

that was one of the scariest things i have seen in awhile, looked like fedor tried to give him the hand and vandam went in for the hug,witch would not be that bad if not for the look in his eyes like he wanted more.

That is about the most GAYEST thing I have ever seen, it is distubing and Fedor was kinda into it..

Haha did he kiss Fedor just before the hug?
I mean who wouldn’t want to, Fedor is soo hot

That totally gave me the creeps.

[quote comment="254584"]where can i see this?[/quote]
You want to see Fedor groped by Van Damme again? Just Kidding

Clay
I am using firefox and I could not see the video ether. Try opening mmamania.com in internet explorer. That worked for me.

On the video I would have to say that with all the coke VanDAmm has done he is no longer responsible for anything he does.

Funny stuff.

haha. the gif is blocked by adblock if you have it enabled in Firefox. IE lets it through.

http://www.mmamania.com/banners_ads/VanDamme.gif

I can´t stop laughing, it all looked normal until the patting on the back started,followed by the stroking of the chin,then the head tilt, and for absolutely gay bulls-eye,the WINK!
I know the Japanese are into rather kinky stuff, but that did not look staged and Fedor looked kinda disturbed when he got pulled away…was he looking for seconds on that hug? lmao

[quote comment="254547"][quote comment="254533"]It probably wouldn’t look nearly as creepy if it wasn’t in slow motion. That whole incident probably only took about 2-3 seconds, hardly enough time to turn a friendly exchange into a creepy one. Besides, Euros are a lot more touchy-feely than Americans.[/quote]
I agree … in real time, VD probably doesn’t look like he is dreaming of Fedor submitting him by rear naked choke. It was probably just one of those weird Euro male2male moments that seemed completely normal to them.[/quote]

I think you mean the Read Naked Poke…

dude, I am from Europe and yes you can pass about everything off as Dutchmen and Euros acting weird, but that head-tilt and the wink are universal-body-speak for “my hotel-room,in an hour. be there”
LMAO

Fedor looks kinda uncertain about the whole thing at the end lol

it looked like he was about to put him in the rabbit nelson

Yick, when Van Damme pulls his hand lovingly off Fedor’s neck, it looks like he might be giving Fedor a little nipple pinch.

This is one of those instances where you wish you could un-see something.

People talk about the subtle Homo Eroticism of MMA, nothing subtle about that! Isn’t VanDamme buddies with Cro Cop?

Nice FUCK ME EYES!

That pretty red-dressed woman is Natalya Ragozina (russian boxer)

[quote comment="254614"]Thats pretty funny. I want to see Van Damme and other action stars get in the fight. Lets see Jet Lee, Chuck Norris, and Tony Jaa in a real match[/quote]

Thats intresting how everyone is so mezmorized by movie stars people are so intrigued by them like there superhuman and the poparazzi and all that stuff but when a movie star like van damn who plays heros in fantasy fight flicks gets to be around a 100% real super human fighter its just like a regular joe meeting thier favorite movie star thus the love stare.

That look he gave fedor is the same look a 13 year old girl gives when meeting justin teemberlinky or what ever his name is

OmG thAt wuZZz soOoO HaWT

bONr oF teH munTThH

[quote comment="254539"][quote comment="254523"]YES!!YES!!!YES!!! I SAW THAT..You have to see the look in Van Damm’s eyes..Toy Boy Floyd!!! He gave the look.[/quote]

He even has the head tilt at the end…damn I can’t stop laughing…[/quote]

are you the author of this article? I thought so… How much did Dana pay you for this?

here is an english virsion of that fight:

http://www.mixfight.ru/multimedia/video/category/fights/2008/1/fedor/

as you can the “deal” with van damme doesn’t look bad at all

Looked like Van Damme is in love.

[quote comment="254597"]That’s the look Zheka gives his Fedor posters at home.[/quote]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just spit out my soda onto my screen!!!!!!!!!!

[quote comment="254720"][quote comment="254597"]That’s the look Zheka gives his Fedor posters at home.[/quote]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just spit out my soda onto my screen!!!!!!!!!![/quote]

my 7 year old cusin has better jokes than this one, you stupid idiot

LOL!!!!! holy crap, that was funny. Van damme is one weird guy, is he in love?

Guys stop replying, my mailbox is getting flooded
Fedor is handsome, I want to hug him also

Great. I think I just threw up in my mouth.

Sumimasen – Nan desu “Bunghole Bandit from Brussels” desu ka?

Let’s just remember that there’s a wonderful story about Chuck Zito beating the Holy Bejeezus out of Van Damme at Scores in NYC.

Cage Match: VDamn vs Chuck Norris

Van Damme has always been my favorite actor, and I’m sure many of you have enjoyed several of his earlier films. I just find this whole hug and stare a bit creepy.

what do you expect from a guy that does those horrific splits in his movies all the damn time

That must be in slow motion. It’s the hand he puts on Fedors cheek that scares me.

[quote comment="254594"][quote comment="254547"][quote comment="254533"]It probably wouldn’t look nearly as creepy if it wasn’t in slow motion. That whole incident probably only took about 2-3 seconds, hardly enough time to turn a friendly exchange into a creepy one. Besides, Euros are a lot more touchy-feely than Americans.[/quote]
I agree … in real time, VD probably doesn’t look like he is dreaming of Fedor submitting him by rear naked choke. It was probably just one of those weird Euro male2male moments that seemed completely normal to them.[/quote]

On the real in real time..I saw it..and you’ll see it. there are alot of distractions and stuff with the fight ending..the next fight..but if your not blind you’ll see the hug..the wink..head tilt back..the look you’ll give a hot woman..when you know you’ll get some. that for sure did not go under the radar..Props to Mania..for sheding light on Van Dammes other side..and I hope Fedor..and what it shows in the clip was an innocent victim of a toy boy floyd attack.[/quote]

Good sh*t

[quote comment="254704"]here is an english virsion of that fight:

http://www.mixfight.ru/multimedia/video/category/fights/2008/1/fedor/

as you can the “deal” with van damme doesn’t look bad at all[/quote]

No man, VD still looks gay. Even in real time. The slow mo really enhances it though.

[quote comment="254771"]Great. I think I just threw up in my mouth.

Sumimasen – Nan desu “Bunghole Bandit from Brussels” desu ka?

Let’s just remember that there’s a wonderful story about Chuck Zito beating the Holy Bejeezus out of Van Damme at Scores in NYC.[/quote]

Is there? I never heard that story and I like Chuck Zito. Chuck Zito is one of the greater Italians of all time like myself, Allesio Sakara, and the dude domenico from the shot at love wit Tila Techilla! lol

[quote comment="254744"][quote comment="254720"][quote comment="254597"]That’s the look Zheka gives his Fedor posters at home.[/quote]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just spit out my soda onto my screen!!!!!!!!!![/quote]

my 7 year old cusin has better jokes than this one, you stupid idiot[/quote]

I didn’t mean to offend. I just picked the biggest Fedor fan I could recall at the time of the post. You should post some of your cousins jokes sometime.

please turn it off

[quote post="4394"]Is there? I never heard that story and I like Chuck Zito. Chuck Zito is one of the greater Italians of all time like myself, Allesio Sakara, and the dude domenico from the shot at love wit Tila Techilla! lol[/quote]

Gather ’round, boys and girls. Once upon a time, Jean Claude Van Damme was the shit. Yes, I know it’s hard to accept, but he was once “THE SHIT.” While in NYC presumably to plug their movie “Double Team,” VD and Mickey Rourke went out on the town. Of course two classy meatbags like them could only end up in one place – Scores NYC. VD was still in “THE SHIT” mode, and he said to Mickey Rourke, “Who’s that guy over there?” Mickey said that it was Chuck Zito. VD apparently was so full of himself, that he said “Chuck Zito has no heart.”

Mickey is a good friend of Chuck Zito, or at least likes him better than a co-star with a bulbous fatty knob on his forehead. He then went over to Chuck and told him what VD said. Chuck used to ride (or still rides) with the Hells Angels. He’s the mook’s mook. His supraorbital browridge is so wide, it pulls in DirectTV. Chuck went over to VD and told him (in so many words) that he took offense at his statement. VD wouldn’t back down, and apparently Chuck got him in a mount position and beat the living shit out of VD until the bouncers pulled Chucky off the Bunghole from Brussels.

Nothing phases Fedor.

Look at this vid of Van Damme…its F-up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgEDIgDaZoo

haha, this is going to be a legendary gif. theres a better one with text out there

this was not funny, just diturbing

[quote comment="254885"]Look at this vid of Van Damme…its F-up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgEDIgDaZoo/quote

LOLOLOLOL Wow, that video is really messed up. He has to be a flamer

Looks like Korean Avenger wants to take you up on your writing offer mania.

Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay

Truly Historic Moment: 2 of the greatest fighters in the history of the WORLD, Together at last. Embace this moment like they embraced each other. With Childlike Passion and Love.

He is either in love with him or so stoned that he loves everyone. Either way, he is in love.

Great Pick.

[quote post="4394"]Look at this vid of Van Damme…its F-up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgEDIgDaZoo/quote

OK, that was pretty bent, and certainly no amount of bleach could de-funkify those gi pants, but great googly moogly, this was worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_0kKACp11Y&feature=related

I guess there was no “happy ending” to this.

Ha. What I find funny is how many Americans are homophobic. I can’t wait to see Sacha Baron Cohen’s (Ali G, Borat) Bruno movie. He’s going to freak the fcuk out of some people.

The only gay bit is the way Van Damme tilts his head at the end. It has the “Oh you…” dreamy look about it. Bet it looked completely normal in real time though.

You guys should visit France. Would be funny.

Bizarre.

Seriously guys, is Van Damme gay? Not that it matters but his actions seem to point that way.

It’s funny that less than 1 yr ago (if I remember correctly) he was giving the same looks to Mirko, he spent time visiting Mirko in Croatia, partied together, etc. Around the same time, the “universal solder” was giving interview in Europe stating that he’ll fight “soon” in K1. Yeah, right!

It seems that Van Damme switched teams. Oh and he looks like he just got out of detox.

[quote comment="254996"][quote post="4394"]Look at this vid of Van Damme…its F-up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgEDIgDaZoo/quote

OK, that was pretty bent, and certainly no amount of bleach could de-funkify those gi pants, but great googly moogly, this was worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_0kKACp11Y&feature=related

I guess there was no “happy ending” to this.[/quote]

Oh man..did you see his walk at the end?? BrokeBack.

That looked so funny in slow motion… that was a little weird. but europeans are huggy kissy guys… whatever. Van damme is a weirdo

Van Damme is a FAG” who knew?…. WTF was he doing in the ring anyways? He’s not a fighter but a fuckin’ movie star… a gay one!

1st Fedor fights a giant, then he gets molested by Van Damme…

Fedor: “Why didn’t I sign with the UF ‘fuckin’ C”?

i watched this live on hdnet and when i seen that i laughed for hours. wtf is he doing with fedor anyways.

fedor had to look away I think fedor was a lil creeped out.

[quote comment="255019"]Ha. What I find funny is how many Americans are homophobic. I can’t wait to see Sacha Baron Cohen’s (Ali G, Borat) Bruno movie. He’s going to freak the fcuk out of some people.

The only gay bit is the way Van Damme tilts his head at the end. It has the “Oh you…” dreamy look about it. Bet it looked completely normal in real time though.

You guys should visit France. Would be funny.[/quote]

Yeh, homophobia is real bad over here. Its quite ridiculous. I mean this is 2008 now right? Yet people still get upset over this kind of crap. Its difficult for an actor to even play a “gay” role, unless of course they are mocking gays.

The clip is hilarious, but what’s not hilarious are all the narrow-minded comments that just reek of homophobia.

It annoys the crap out of me that all of you are pretending to be so goddamn macho. Like the worst thing in the world that could happen to you would be getting kissed by a dude.

It didn’t look bad in real time. Get over it.

oh man, after all the macho movie films by this man, i can’t believe if he really is…….

LMAO!!!! The head tilt at the end is priceless!!! IF YOU LOOK REAL CLOSE YOU CAN SEE HIM WINK WITH HIS LEFT EYE RIGHT BEFORE THE VIDEO STOPS!!

This is a quote from Van Damm’s Wikepedia page…go check it out if you dont believe me…

“If you have a decent body why not show it? I’m very proud of my butt. My close friend Stashe greatly approves of it. He’s a big fan.”

See anything weird about his early film roles??
Look at who he played in the 1984 movie Monaco Fever –> ‘gay karate man’

heh heh, u cant make this stuff up

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

that is TOO funny…..haha

[quote comment="254920"][quote comment="254885"]Look at this vid of Van Damme…its F-up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgEDIgDaZoo/quote

LOLOLOLOL Wow, that video is really messed up. He has to be a flamer[/quote]

VD is a FA$

[quote comment="254547"][quote comment="254533"]It probably wouldn’t look nearly as creepy if it wasn’t in slow motion. That whole incident probably only took about 2-3 seconds, hardly enough time to turn a friendly exchange into a creepy one. Besides, Euros are a lot more touchy-feely than Americans.[/quote]
I agree … in real time, VD probably doesn’t look like he is dreaming of Fedor submitting him by rear naked choke. It was probably just one of those weird Euro male2male moments that seemed completely normal to them.[/quote]
Well guys, I am a Euro (i’m from Switzerland). And I can tell you this does not seem normal to me at all. Even a Euro can see in this video that Van Damme is gay.

It’s funny how one ocean can come between people using the same language. US English has the word “fag” as the same as male homosexual, but, in the UK, “fag” means something else entirely – a cigarette.

I don’t give a dry fuck if Van Damme digs women, men, or stuffing his wang into primordial dwarves. He is a fucking loser who has NEVER been certified as a martial arts champion. Sure, he may have taken classes, but as Tyler Durden said, “Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.” On top of that, he accidentally blinded a stuntman on the set of “Cyborg” with a grossly botched kick and a stunt knife.

There is established usage of “fag” to mean the same thing as “teh ghey” or even possible usages of “retarded” and “moron.” Yep, he is a fucking idiot. Yep, he is a creepy strung-out jagoff. Yep, he is a loser. If Randy Couture hugged Fedor after the match, that would have been fucking huge and incredibly appropriate. I think we all would have loved to see that. Unfortunately we get some dried-up crusty Coney Island Whitefish. Sometimes you have to look beyond what is written and try to surmise the intent.

YIKES Fedor is a CLOSET ha ha ha

[quote comment="255752"]It’s funny how one ocean can come between people using the same language. US English has the word “fag” as the same as male homosexual, but, in the UK, “fag” means something else entirely – a cigarette.

I don’t give a dry fuck if Van Damme digs women, men, or stuffing his wang into primordial dwarves. He is a fucking loser who has NEVER been certified as a martial arts champion. Sure, he may have taken classes, but as Tyler Durden said, “Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.” On top of that, he accidentally blinded a stuntman on the set of “Cyborg” with a grossly botched kick and a stunt knife.

There is established usage of “fag” to mean the same thing as “teh ghey” or even possible usages of “retarded” and “moron.” Yep, he is a fucking idiot. Yep, he is a creepy strung-out jagoff. Yep, he is a loser. If Randy Couture hugged Fedor after the match, that would have been fucking huge and incredibly appropriate. I think we all would have loved to see that. Unfortunately we get some dried-up crusty Coney Island Whitefish. Sometimes you have to look beyond what is written and try to surmise the intent.[/quote]

Excellent comment, its sad that not many people here will really even read it. So many times I have read killer comments, and then the same ridiculous comments quickly follow them.

[quote comment="255456"]It didn’t look bad in real time. Get over it.[/quote]

the slow motion does make it a LOT creepier

The rear naked poke in this case.

mmmmmm that was hott.look how gay jean claude look,just look at his face,whaT A FLAMER!

i think vandamme should try MMA, he’s a great striker

[quote comment="255378"][quote comment="255019"]Ha. What I find funny is how many Americans are homophobic. I can’t wait to see Sacha Baron Cohen’s (Ali G, Borat) Bruno movie. He’s going to freak the fcuk out of some people.

The only gay bit is the way Van Damme tilts his head at the end. It has the “Oh you…” dreamy look about it. Bet it looked completely normal in real time though.

You guys should visit France. Would be funny.[/quote]

Yeh, homophobia is real bad over here. Its quite ridiculous. I mean this is 2008 now right? Yet people still get upset over this kind of crap. Its difficult for an actor to even play a “gay” role, unless of course they are mocking gays.[/quote]

Oh’ don’t forget the closed eyes and prolong hug, … the soft caress on the neck and then sliding his hand all the way to and down the front of fedor’s chest… the prolong eye contact… and I want to fuck you head tilt.. who cares if Vandamme is gay, it’s just funny as hell under the circumstances!

Wow Van Damn looks at him with such loving eyes. He looks at Fedor like my wife looked at me during our Wedding Vows….Scary! Do you think he whispers sweet nothings into his ear. Is Fedor a Butt Pirate, married, or is that blonde chick in the ring at the end of the fight his girlfriend?

I’m suprised to hear that you married. I thought you are 10 years old kid… Fedor is married and has two doughters, one of them was born on the 29th of December of last year… two days prior to his NYC fight with Choi

http://www.m1mixfight.com/news/2008/1/5/fedor/