By that logic, his fight name should be Manny “The Tenured Professor” Gamburyan or Manny “The Teamster” Gamburyan.

How about Manny “Mr. Tambourine Man” Gamburyan, and his entrance music could be William Shatner’s cover of “Mr. Tambourine Man?”

You’re welcome, PW. But hey, let’s take a deeper look at the delicate grace that is Manny the Anvil

Top 10 Things That Give Manny Gamburyan Hissy Fits

10) Biting into an Almond Joy when he wanted Mounds
9) Domestic sparkling water
Couldn’t finish the Daily Jumble
7) Was Told by Zuffa that “Let’s Get Physical” not entirely appropriate for entrance music
6) When Karo saran wraps the toilet bowl
5) Can’t finish watching an episode of “Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader without threatening to “take those little fuckers out.”
4) More hair on back than on head
3) Wanted an iPod Touch for his birthday – got a Zune
2) Frosted Pop-Tarts

and the #1 Thing That Gives Manny Gamburyan a Hissy Fit:

Couldn’t Get Tickets to Hannah Montana Concert[/quote]
Nice. but we are no longer acknowledging Manny as The Anvil or The Pitbull. He is simply Manny “The British Prostitute” Gamburyan because he gets on top of people and moves around just enough to avoid getting stood up but not enough to finish the job.

You’re welcome, PW. But hey, let’s take a deeper look at the delicate grace that is Manny the Anvil

Top 10 Things That Give Manny Gamburyan Hissy Fits

10) Biting into an Almond Joy when he wanted Mounds
9) Domestic sparkling water
Couldn’t finish the Daily Jumble
7) Was Told by Zuffa that “Let’s Get Physical” not entirely appropriate for entrance music
6) When Karo saran wraps the toilet bowl
5) Can’t finish watching an episode of “Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader without threatening to “take those little fuckers out.”
4) More hair on back than on head
3) Wanted an iPod Touch for his birthday – got a Zune
2) Frosted Pop-Tarts

and the #1 Thing That Gives Manny Gamburyan a Hissy Fit:

Couldn’t Get Tickets to Hannah Montana Concert

With comments like that you might end up with tons of dates… Just not the types your looking for.

I shudder just imagining it. I guess what ever floats your boat.

All that having been said, if this little dingleberry didn’t know what he was getting himself into, I have less sympathy for him than I have for the last guy at a gangbang. I may have felt that it was a shitty way to end a fight with a debilitating injury, but now I hope the whiny little bitch figures out how to beat the bishop with his good hand.

And I guess he was a friggin’ saint before he went into the house, right? Or maybe it was really some kind of poltergeist infested Amityville Horror type houses,and the devil made him do it. Then again, he probably had shit on his mental etch-a-sketch that wouldn’t shake off.[/quote]
[quote comment="241292"]Awww, Manny looks upset. I should offer to drag my sack across his face to make him feel better.[/quote]
Thanks to both of you for a great pre-Christmas laugh!