yea, i’ll give it to em, there was a few funnier ones imo but thats just me

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS BULL SHIT!

That was my caption!

I kid you not.

That was my caption Mania!

Go back and look, unless somebody beat me to it, I know for a fact I had that as my caption!

My original post: Nov 1st

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

-In Hell.

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

-Promoting his New Book “Im big in Japan!”

(Note to that.. Thats what he thinks not me)

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

-Hanging out With Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson’s childern.

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

-Sizing up the Middleweight Divison.

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

-Is giving a whole new meaning to the term “Gang bang”

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

-Showing Trix are for Kids.

His post on NOV 2nd

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

-Hanging out With Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson’s childern.

goddamn thats funny…

Now I feel like Matt Hamill.

=p

We may need to take this to trial, judge judy time!!!!

[quote comment=”203943″]We may need to take this to trial, judge judy time!!!![/quote]

As long as they distribute my papers to the committee in time, I think everything will work out fine. I never took any steroids in my life..

Its okay Mania, we all make mistakes! I just want Clarification on how I never cheated and took steroids! You have both of the piss tests, and you have evidence, now let me fight.

No matter who wrote it, it was still far from being the more funny one out there.

God that one is lame. I didn’t even submit one, but there were 20 that I read that were way funnier.

You should have people vote on the funniest.

Seems to be some controversy. Let me talk with Jesse.

[quote comment=”203961″]God that one is lame. I didn’t even submit one, but there were 20 that I read that were way funnier.

You should have people vote on the funniest.[/quote]

Next time submit one and maybe I’ll consider your criticism.

[quote comment=”203963″]Seems to be some controversy. Let me talk with Jesse.[/quote]

I would just like to thank first off, Tito and Jenna for having beautiful childern together, and letting them hang with the Rampage. It just shows you, that Tito Ortiz’s head is not the only disorder he has.

I would like to thank the CSAC Committee consisting of MMAMania and Jesse Holland for overturning this decision, and making myself the winner.

Also a big thank you to the police department of Florida for arresting Din Thomas for “illegal fighting.”

If it was not for those key components, I do not think this caption would of came to me..

NC-17 OUT!

____________________________

lol.

Thanks Mania.

that was the winner? that was far from funny, in fact it was kinda stupid no offense Mr.NC-17 but some of your other posts where far funnier than that one.

[quote comment=”203978″]that was the winner? that was far from funny, in fact it was kinda stupid no offense Mr.NC-17 but some of your other posts where far funnier than that one.[/quote]

Cecil Holland. Ha!

[quote comment=”203970″][quote comment=”203963″]Seems to be some controversy. Let me talk with Jesse.[/quote]

I would just like to thank first off, Tito and Jenna for having beautiful childern together, and letting them hang with the Rampage. It just shows you, that Tito Ortiz’s head is not the only disorder he has.

I would like to thank the CSAC Committee consisting of MMAMania and Jesse Holland for overturning this decision, and making myself the winner.

Also a big thank you to the police department of Florida for arresting Din Thomas for “illegal fighting.”

If it was not for those key components, I do not think this caption would of came to me..

NC-17 OUT!

____________________________

lol.

Thanks Mania.[/quote]

This is simply not funny, the original or the thank you speech. Does anyone else agree?

That was a stupid comment. How the hell did that win? O wait isn’t that the guy that wrote a column on the last PPV

not funny at all but hey, it’s there contest. =\

ConGrats to mr NC-17, Go win you some more MoNeY dude!
Also ConGrats to the guy who submitted Jackson is the next TUF 7 coach, for makin me laugh…funny stuff.

I didn’t bother submitting one but I can’t imagine how lame everyone’s captions were, if that was the winner. Wow, I feel for the judge who had to read 249 other captions that were worse than that…

All you crybabies. If MMAMania thinks it’s the funniest, then NC-17 wins! Man, you bawlers make me laugh with all your bellyaching. Go NC-17!

Totally weak decision. The winner’s caption (one of the 10 million he submitted) wasn’t even funny. I know it is timely to make fun of Tito and Skelator..I mean Jenna..but what the hell do they have to do with drunken Oompa Loompa’s?!

My single contribution was WAY funnier.

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” not afraid to Willy your Wonka to get a piece of that Oompa Loompa.

No disrespect intended but I suspect that whoever chose the winner may be mildly retarded.

Big ups to nc-17 love all your stuff,and i wasn’t near a computer so here’s mine( a little late but) “is chilling with Rick Ross and the ring girls kids” not too funny actually not funny at all i hust felt left out so i wanted to say suttin. congrats nc-17 keep up the good work

Thank you to all that have said thanks to me. All the others who thought I was not deserving of the winning caption, that is fine. Can not please everybody.

[quote comment=”203968″][quote comment=”203961″]God that one is lame. I didn’t even submit one, but there were 20 that I read that were way funnier.

You should have people vote on the funniest.[/quote]

Next time submit one and maybe I’ll consider your criticism.[/quote]

I agree, that wouldn’t have made my top ten list… including mine!

[quote comment=”203994″][quote comment=”203970″][quote comment=”203963″]Seems to be some controversy. Let me talk with Jesse.[/quote]

I would just like to thank first off, Tito and Jenna for having beautiful childern together, and letting them hang with the Rampage. It just shows you, that Tito Ortiz’s head is not the only disorder he has.

I would like to thank the CSAC Committee consisting of MMAMania and Jesse Holland for overturning this decision, and making myself the winner.

Also a big thank you to the police department of Florida for arresting Din Thomas for “illegal fighting.”

If it was not for those key components, I do not think this caption would of came to me..

NC-17 OUT!

____________________________

lol.

Thanks Mania.[/quote]

This is simply not funny, the original or the thank you speech. Does anyone else agree?[/quote]

Actually, the thank you speech was funny-smile not
funny-bust-a-gut.

I’m not hating, it’s just that anyone with any common sense wouldn’t view that as funny. I didn’t even submit a quote, so it’s not the fact that i didn’t win. I just thinks it’s funny how the guy that posts the column about his experience at the UFC is the guy that wins. And to me, that’s actually funnier than the quote.

[quote comment=”204105″][quote comment=”203994″][quote comment=”203970″][quote comment=”203963″]Mr. NC-17″
Oct 23rd, 2007 at 3:52 pm Quote this comment I’ll help manage your myspace page. Maybe right there would be good to hold thoughts and ideas on blogs from a couple of our top bloggers, while also reporting new news. Like when news you post on here, we can post it as a bulliten or a blog feature.

Is Drew helping Mania manage myspace page? Was this contestant winner rigged?… Investigation?

[quote comment=”204121″][quote comment=”204105″][quote comment=”203994″][quote comment=”203970″][quote comment=”203963″]Mr. NC-17″
Oct 23rd, 2007 at 3:52 pm Quote this comment I’ll help manage your myspace page. Maybe right there would be good to hold thoughts and ideas on blogs from a couple of our top bloggers, while also reporting new news. Like when news you post on here, we can post it as a bulliten or a blog feature.

Is Drew helping Mania manage myspace page? Was this contestant winner rigged?… Investigation?[/quote]

Nope, I offered my services to help and I never got a reply back from MMAmania. Trust me, I wished I was helping on the myspace page but I am not.

I obviously don’t think it was rigged because they had Kmac? winning at first untill I told them that is was my caption and not his, because he just simply quoted my saying.

Plus, if this was rigged, I would of wanted something more than a Poker Set.

BTW Mania, when will I get that?

In all seriousness, props to the guys that make this website a top notch MMA Forum. We are all here bitching so we must love it.

Thanks!

oh I see, the big head from Tito and orange face from Jenna…..it’s funnier now that I’ve thought about it. Still, not sure if that would have made my top 4.

Regardless of weather or not it was the best caption… I don’t think such a large MMA site should condone that kind of Slander about someone’s kids… weather they are born yet or not,,,, or never going to be, it’s just plain lame and the sort of answer I’d expect from a 12 yr old in a school playground.

It doesn’t take much wit if ANY to insult someone… But i guess MANIA must not like Tito or something for that to have won.

[quote comment=”204032″]That was a stupid comment. How the hell did that win? O wait isn’t that the guy that wrote a column on the last PPV[/quote]

Nice try. Jesse actually mistakingly awarded the prize to someone else initially who submitted a duplicate response.

[quote post=”3774″]It doesn’t take much wit if ANY to insult someone… But i guess MANIA must not like Tito or something for that to have won.[/quote]

Sorry, I have nothing against Tito. It’s a joke. And I didn’t even decide the winner. People are taking this way too seriously.

HOW ABOUT THIS: All the disgruntled readers tell me the best submission. Can’t pick your own (I can tell who submitted what). If there is a large enough response and a consensus … I’ll give out another prize.

Now stop all the crying. Thanks.

hey mania, not to be a douche or anything, but i still havent even got a the prize from that caption contest that i won, and that was right before chuck fought Rampage, no big deal

[quote comment=”204263″]hey mania, not to be a douche or anything, but i still havent even got a the prize from that caption contest that i won, and that was right before chuck fought Rampage, no big deal[/quote]

Yes, send me your home address to my personal email. It was a signed Mania t-shirt (Couture and Diego Sanchez). I still have it. I’ll get it out ASAP. Sorry dude.

[quote comment=”204264″][quote comment=”204263″]hey mania, not to be a douche or anything, but i still havent even got a the prize from that caption contest that i won, and that was right before chuck fought Rampage, no big deal[/quote]

Yes, send me your home address to my personal email. It was a signed Mania t-shirt (Couture and Diego Sanchez). I still have it. I’ll get it out ASAP. Sorry dude.[/quote]

HA!!!!!!! Now you know why i bugged you so long to get my DVD..LMAO!!!

Also…congrats to you MR. NC-17. I dont think it was close to the funniest but if MMA mania did then hats off to you. I believe the “oompa my loompa” ones were not picked because they wernt appropriate i guess. It was like the “so easy a caveman can do it” contest winner. There were 10X funnier ones than that but a lot were not appropriate.

[quote comment=”204271″][quote comment=”204264″][quote comment=”204263″]hey mania, not to be a douche or anything, but i still havent even got a the prize from that caption contest that i won, and that was right before chuck fought Rampage, no big deal[/quote]

Yes, send me your home address to my personal email. It was a signed Mania t-shirt (Couture and Diego Sanchez). I still have it. I’ll get it out ASAP. Sorry dude.[/quote]

HA!!!!!!! Now you know why i bugged you so long to get my DVD..LMAO!!!

Also…congrats to you MR. NC-17. I dont think it was close to the funniest but if MMA mania did then hats off to you. I believe the “oompa my loompa” ones were not picked because they wernt appropriate i guess. It was like the “so easy a caveman can do it” contest winner. There were 10X funnier ones than that but a lot were not appropriate.[/quote]

Did you ever receive the DVD?

Nice caption Mr NC-17,good job. I get the Jenna children with the tan and all but don’t really get the hangin with Tito, sure they were funnier ones but were more controversial, i guess that’s why they didn’t win.

[quote comment=”204282″][quote comment=”204271″][quote comment=”204264″][quote comment=”204263″]hey mania, not to be a douche or anything, but i still havent even got a the prize from that caption contest that i won, and that was right before chuck fought Rampage, no big deal[/quote]

Yes, send me your home address to my personal email. It was a signed Mania t-shirt (Couture and Diego Sanchez). I still have it. I’ll get it out ASAP. Sorry dude.[/quote]

HA!!!!!!! Now you know why i bugged you so long to get my DVD..LMAO!!!

Also…congrats to you MR. NC-17. I dont think it was close to the funniest but if MMA mania did then hats off to you. I believe the “oompa my loompa” ones were not picked because they wernt appropriate i guess. It was like the “so easy a caveman can do it” contest winner. There were 10X funnier ones than that but a lot were not appropriate.[/quote]

Did you ever receive the DVD?[/quote]

Yeah you guys sent it right away!! I definately appreciate it!! I was just playin around anyways. Keep up the good work you guys! You guys have the best mma site out there in my opinion!!!!

[quote comment=”204289″]Nice caption Mr NC-17,good job. I get the Jenna children with the tan and all but don’t really get the hangin with Tito, sure they were funnier ones but were more controversial, i guess that’s why they didn’t win.[/quote]

I picked the one that made me laugh the most and when I saw those oompa loompas and thought of Tito and Jenna procreating I couldn’t stop laughing.

It’s not rigged, it’s not controversy, it’s me having the sense of humor of a ten year old.

[quote comment=”204264″][quote comment=”204263″]hey mania, not to be a douche or anything, but i still havent even got a the prize from that caption contest that i won, and that was right before chuck fought Rampage, no big deal[/quote]

Yes, send me your home address to my personal email. It was a signed Mania t-shirt (Couture and Diego Sanchez). I still have it. I’ll get it out ASAP. Sorry dude.[/quote]

no problem at all

Congrats Mr. NC-17!
I’m glad I didn’t win. I’m recovering from gambling addiction. Could the next prize be a case of MMA related Jack Daniels?

[quote comment=”204078″]Thank you to all that have said thanks to me. All the others who thought I was not deserving of the winning caption, that is fine. Can not please everybody.[/quote]
That’s true and will stop all the hating. Contrats!

Mania and Jesse in all honeswty, if you want to make the people happy, somebody else can have the poker set, I mean as long as I get that nice 8×10 glossy picture of MMAMania autographed by the man himself, and maybe a little signature from you Jesse, then I will take that!

=p

Mania!!! Should I shoot you an E-mail and you give you all the goods?

[quote comment=”204438″]Mania and Jesse in all honeswty, if you want to make the people happy, somebody else can have the poker set, I mean as long as I get that nice 8×10 glossy picture of MMAMania autographed by the man himself, and maybe a little signature from you Jesse, then I will take that!

=p

Mania!!! Should I shoot you an E-mail and you give you all the goods?[/quote]

Send me your address to my personal account and Ill try and get it out this weekend. It weighs about 600 pounds. Postage will be ridiculous. Fun.

[quote comment=”204072″]Totally weak decision. The winner’s caption (one of the 10 million he submitted) wasn’t even funny. I know it is timely to make fun of Tito and Skelator..I mean Jenna..but what the hell do they have to do with drunken Oompa Loompa’s?!

My single contribution was WAY funnier.

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” not afraid to Willy your Wonka to get a piece of that Oompa Loompa.

No disrespect intended but I suspect that whoever chose the winner may be mildly retarded.[/quote]
I agree Cindy…that was the BEST one submitted!!!

[quote comment=”204520″][quote comment=”204072″]Totally weak decision. The winner’s caption (one of the 10 million he submitted) wasn’t even funny. I know it is timely to make fun of Tito and Skelator..I mean Jenna..but what the hell do they have to do with drunken Oompa Loompa’s?!

My single contribution was WAY funnier.

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” not afraid to Willy your Wonka to get a piece of that Oompa Loompa.

No disrespect intended but I suspect that whoever chose the winner may be mildly retarded.[/quote]
I agree Cindy…that was the BEST one submitted!!![/quote]

Thanks Droopking. There were a lot of people who agreed with you in the initial posts. I’m not trying to be a sore loser but with the majority of people saying they thought mine was the funniest I really thought I might win. I don’t mind losing so much as I do losing to a caption that wasn’t even funny.

Anyhow, I want to say that I am still a huge fan of the site (even if Jesse has a thing against the ladies haha). MMAMania still rocks in my book!

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