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“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
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Him and that dude look chopped.
haha.lol
This pic is hilarious!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”
the biggest Oompa Loompa on the block.
Looks like his ready to give some luv to the midget
“….not in Kansas any more.”
wishing they were girl midgets.
“considering a move to featherweight.”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”
“…glad he stayed off the carotene steroids.”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
addicted to midget porn.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is getting ready to fight “The Hermes Franco Gang”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”
off to see the wizard.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
deadlier than all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids in all of Loompaland.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Not afraid to Oompa your Loompa!
“UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…bringing chocolate back.”
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is
The New Willy Wonka in Charlie and Chocolate Factory part Duece.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Gonna give you the Oompa Loomps!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is
wondering which is more screwed up this picture or the fact he has to fight the winner of Evans vs Bisping
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is..
gonna thump a lumpa
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
joining with his new training camp Oompa Loompa fighting systems
…is about to witness his homie puke on some halflings.
…is now part of the lolly pop guild.
….wondering how Liddell gets Willa Ford and he gets the Lollipop Guild.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Living in happiness too, like the… Oopma… Loompas… Doopity Do!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…currently slamming his way to the top of the industry with his new adult film: Big Willy Donka and the Chocolate Love Factory. It is expected to be released on DVD just in time for the holiday season.
[quote post="3749"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”[/quote]
…caught raping Willow.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
wishing he never hooked up with that midget that one night in Japan! Now the kiddos are coming out of the woodworks!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
not afraid to Willy your Wonka to get a piece of that Oompa Loompa
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is..
Standing next to the Black Willy Wonka
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is.
Posing with his new found kids after a paternity test
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is..Spooning
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is.. the star of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory 2 “Dark Chocolate”
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is now training under Willie Wonka and the Oompa Loompas to work on his short strikes.
Rampage Jackson and the Chocalate Factory
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
A giant among men……
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton Rampage Jackson is…” the guy u talk to if you want and everlasting gobbstopper. Ask Chuck!
is now training with the founders of the Midget Fighting System.
“UFC lightheavyweight champiin Quinton Rampage Jackson is…” the guy you talk to if u want an everlasting gobbstopper. Ask chuck!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…wise so you should listen to him
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton Rampage Jackson is…”
Out on Halloween with his children,(Four kids=Four baby moma’s)
“UFC lightheavyweight champiin Quinton Rampage Jackson is…” squeezing one of the four orange midgets do hard!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”…..the person to get theh golden ticket
“UFC lightheavyweight Champion Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson is marketing his new fighting style. He calls it ‘Whoop dat Oompa Ass.’
He claims to have increased his power after implementing this new style. Some believe its due to the fact that Oompa Loompas have some serious “Dumps in the Trunk.”
“Looks like Rampage really does have kids everywhere…”
[quote post="3749"]UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”…..[/quote]
Guest appearing on Jerry Springer in “That Fu*king midget stole my chocolate!”
“UFC lightheavyweight champiin Quinton Rampage Jackson is….Chucks Daddy!
…….not gettin’ any wilder!(gene that is)
[quote comment="202283"][quote post="3749"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”[/quote]
…caught raping Willow.[/quote]
Nicely done sir
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…just now realizing that the crazy lady behind him thinks he is a giant Wonka Bar.
No Charlie did not fall into the chocolate river folks, thats UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton Jackson
“UFC lightheavyweight champion Quinton Rampage Jackson is
A big man living in a small man’s world!
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is being held hostage for the rights of Randy Coutures contract.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” the new Willy Wonka, out with Wilder and Depp.
Quinton “Rampage” Jackson giving away his own jawbreakers!!
I’m more concerned with the “Biggie Smalls” look alike who is pictured next to him
[quote comment="202287"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
not afraid to Willy your Wonka to get a piece of that Oompa Loompa[/quote]
ROFL…funny one
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch liqueur. That’s 105% SLAM, baby.
is….dreaming some fucked up shit after getting KO’d by Wandy.
[quote comment="202282"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…currently slamming his way to the top of the industry with his new adult film: Big Willy Donka and the Chocolate Love Factory. It is expected to be released on DVD just in time for the holiday season.[/quote]
This is the best one so far
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is … distracted by Oompa Loompas as Charlie comes in from behind to bite off his head and steal the belt
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”suspect in a rape involving three oompa loompas at the chocolate factory.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is beginning filming on his new reality series alongside Gary Coleman and the offspring of the Blueman group and carrot top”
[quote post="3749"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
not afraid to Willy your Wonka to get a piece of that Oompa Loompa
ROFL…funny one [/quote]
No…. “This is the funniest one yet”
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is..
workin on a puppet show… however the guy in the back looks a little suprised at the placement of rampage’s hand
[quote comment="202280"]….wondering how Liddell gets Willa Ford and he gets the Lollipop Guild.[/quote]
She’s married to Mike Modano.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…
Preparing for his new movie coming out…”Big Willy” The Tale of the Giant Chocolate Bar.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” finding out he really DOES have children all over.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is wondering if he can spread his chocolate in one of the Oompa’s butt piece.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
New Orleans gettin s*** faced with Dan Hendo, this is a cardboard cut out being raped by rabid creatures…
[quote comment="202338"][quote comment="202282"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…currently slamming his way to the top of the industry with his new adult film: Big Willy Donka and the Chocolate Love Factory. It is expected to be released on DVD just in time for the holiday season.[/quote]
This is the best one so far[/quote]
Sorry add the word “IN” to the begining of the sentence
“Quinton “Rampage” Jackson makes an appearance with Sean Sherk, Joe Stevenson, Willow, and Wee Man at a costume party”
“I WANT AN UNDISPUTED LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION NOOOOW!-Veruca Salt”
Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-on
UFC Light Heavyweight Champion
Rampage Jackson is listening
To us Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-sing
Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-din
We all hope he’ll continue to win
Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-ite
He is Liddell’s kryptonite
What do you get when you swing wildly?
Without respect for the wolf’s howling
What do you expect when you play with fire?
Why do you want the Rampage’s ire?
I think Liddell parties too much
Look at that gut! I’ve seen none such
Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-deer
He smiles now cause he smells your fear
Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-daw
Run away Chuck or he’ll crack your jaw!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is
looking as if he hopes this photo isn’t made public…
UFC light heavywieght champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…..
Definetly not afraid of midgets.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is “..
Now training with some Bad Mother F*ckers according to Mr. White.
“Yo man I’m telling you I just saw Rampage Jackson and some umpa lumpas – this is some good shit” – guy on the left.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
owning the factory that is the UFC and whooping all the Oompa Loompa’s inside!
CHECK IT OUT!!!!
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…
preparing for his hit record “Bad Boy For Life” featuring the count, Biggie Smalls, and the Oompa Coast Crew!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…the disgruntled coach on the next season of TUF.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “rampage” Jackson is amazed how much that dude looks like him.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
“UFC light heavyweight champion
Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is Humpin’a dwarf
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…horrible at planning his after-parties.
[quote comment="202287"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
not afraid to Willy your Wonka to get a piece of that Oompa Loompa[/quote]
LMFAO! This one made me spit out my soda.
under arrest for serving alcohol to midgets
Quentin ‘Rampage’ Jackson is
‘drunk’
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” not working at the chocolate factory anymore, He owns it. aaawwooooooooo
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is
In New Orleans gettin s*** faced with Dan Hendo, this is a cardboard cut out being raped by rabid creatures…
Rampage Jackson is…
… caught freelancing in a new Michael Jackson video.
… caught clubbing with his homies.
… posing with children from chernobyl, this is his first shoot at assisting a non-profit organization.
… selecting the hottest toy on the market for his kids at christmas time, move over tickle me elmo.
… a bouncer for a nightclub and is attempting to extract an underage drinker from the bar.
… squeezing the living hell out of a fun loving umpa lumpa.
… is hopefully not “whooping some a$$”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is wondering why Liddell gets Entourage, Randy gets to work with The Rock, and he gets stucks taking pics with drunk, cross dressing, green painted midgets?
I kinda like the carotene one…
…planning to truly test his skill against the best of Wonka’s Octagon warriors, four at a time.
[quote post="3749"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”[/quote]
…using the Oompa Loompas to shield himself from the white Mike Tyson behind him who is trying to bite his ear off.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…chillin with Shonie.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”
high as a motherfucka!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
… trying to remember the woman he hooked up with to produce these, his 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th illegitimate children.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Wonka’s Street Soldier.
“Putting the Chocolate back in the factory”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is so drunk he sees pink midgets with green hair”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
“having deja vu after the last time Wanderlei knocked him out”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” Not drunk… just REAL tipsy…
is grossly humping the oompa while the midget is singing hallelujah
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… Delighted to meet some of the WEC’s biggest stars!
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… giving out chocolate love!
[quote comment="202366"][quote comment="202338"][quote comment="202282"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…currently slamming his way to the top of the industry with his new adult film: Big Willy Donka and the Chocolate Love Factory. It is expected to be released on DVD just in time for the holiday season.[/quote]
This is the best one so far[/quote]
Sorry add the word “IN” to the begining of the sentence[/quote]
i agree… i thought mine was perdy good but this one is the best!!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” is seriously concerned that the white man over his right shoulder, who appears to be an cannibal, may very well think that ALL 6 of them are made out of chocolate and will be eaten Hannibal Lector style.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… unimpressed with the latest Pride signings.
[quote comment="202272"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is
wondering which is more screwed up this picture or the fact he has to fight the winner of Evans vs Bisping[/quote]
lol…nice
[quote comment="202405"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Wonka’s Street Soldier.[/quote]
good one
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” is smelling just as bad as Matt Lindland and the Chocolate Factory according to his homie’s facical expression.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… Enjoying a night out with Matt Hughes’ new training camp…
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” is very worried about what the ‘PhotoShopped’ version of this picture will look like, epsecially considering that 3 of the 4 freaks have thier mouths wide open as if they are expecting something from him.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage”jackson is thanking all the little people that helped him become champion.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is spending time with his children”
[quote comment="202262"]UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is getting ready to fight “The Hermes Franca Gang”[/quote]
“wondering how his hommie got taken from behind”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
thinking he isn’t quite drunk enough for this.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson has never been more proud of his alcoholic quadruplets. Inside sources say that the quads are seeking help.
Team Jackson of Season 7 of the Ultimate fighter
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” happy about fathering quadruplets!
..introduced to a real good reason not to take steroids.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is
glad he found a golden ticket in his xenergy drink, you feel me?
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” living out his fantasy.
Posing with the current TUF 5 roster and thats Matt Hughes in the backround (pissed off) getting ready to make them all do 1000 push ups and 600 scare crows…
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is umpa doompa dompa dee drunk off his ass.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is choosing training partners for his move to the middleweight division.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is looking for helpers to recreate a chocolate New Orleans
…scarin’ white folks orange.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is selected as the coach of TUF Season 36 – Super Light Feather Bantam Ultra Lightweights.
“…living what Dorian Price can only dream of, fat hookers and Latina midgets.” [from TUF 6 Ep 2]
[quote comment="202267"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
deadlier than all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids in all of Loompaland.[/quote]
LMFAO, good work
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Feeling what it’s like to be promoted by Dana White after he knocked out his best friend!
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is protecting the trick-or-treaters from Biz Markie (on the left)
[quote comment="202406"]“Putting the Chocolate back in the factory”[/quote]
nice!
…regretting this decision.
…hoping this picture will not be made the subject of a contest on a popular online mma blog.
[quote post="3749"]UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is [/quote]
practicing his rear naked choke on a Michael Bisping body double.
Move to middleweight already!
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is collecting the remaining ingredients necessary for his satanic ritual. The ingredients are as follows: 1 Ice Man’s Jaw, 30 knees from a Neanderthal, 2 combat championships, 1,000 scared pale skins, 1 steel chain, 4 oompa loompas, and Pauly Shore’s career. This ritual will remove the “smell skunk” smell left on him from his bout with Lindland
“smelly skunk” smell is what i meant. I think I’ve yet to post something here without misspelling it
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…chillin’ with Sean Sherk and his family. The other guy looks Reeeaaaalll hungry.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…overwhelmed with what fell out of Tito Ortiz’s bedroom closet.
i cant belive chuck thinks hes gonna knock out wandi in the first round
http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/templates/dailynews.asp?articleid=4987&zoneid=13
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” wondering why the hell Young M.C. is in his picture with the Ooompa’s.
“Rampage is”… tough on underage drinking
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” pictured here with Bubba Gump promoting his new chocolate covered shrimp..you feel me!
Is getting a bored with the asian woman
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is spending a vacation at the Pulver household”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
… A real chocolate face… no make up!
Rampage does’nt get drunk he get$ REAL REAL BUZZZZED!!!!!!! YA DIGG…………………….
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… the richest chocolate in this Dana’s factory.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson ….. has something on his face.
recruiting training partners for his next fight with Wandy.
[quote comment="202512"]UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… the richest chocolate in this Dana’s factory.[/quote]
Now that’s just racist
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is pimpin’ ooompa looompa’s out”
… shopping for Josh Gross bobble-heads.
QUINTON RAMPAGE JACKSON IS ABOUT TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN WILL EVER GO AGAIN
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
reunited with his old ‘chocolate’ buddies……..too bad they’re getting him drunk after 2 years the haven’t seen him.hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
oblivious to whats happening
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Proof money can buy anything
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…Wearing the biggest Oompa Loompa Earing money can buy
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
still trippen that Juanito, Dana White, Wee Man, and the old woman from the Goonies didn’t tell him to be Willy….
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …
dealing with some strange sexuall issues…..
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…lost within his own mind.
[quote comment="202470"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Feeling what it’s like to be promoted by Dana White after he knocked out his best friend![/quote]
Brilliant
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Taking his retarded friend out to see some oompa looompas
“The newest life size chocolate creation of Willy Wonka !!!!”
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” is well on his way to his sixth fizzy lifting drink. God help us all if he bumped into the ceiling.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”partying at a pretty lame spot, I mean if your buddy said “hey lets go party, i know a cool place where we might get to see some oompa looompas…and buy the way its called NAPKINKNIGHTS” would you go? let alone have your picture taken??!??!
[quote comment="202337"]is….dreaming some fucked up shit after getting KO’d by Wandy.[/quote]
LOL- good one! That is prob what he was dreaming about when he was hanging on the ropes after his last KO loss to Silva in Pride.
[quote comment="202543"]UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” is well on his way to his sixth fizzy lifting drink. God help us all if he bumped into the ceiling.[/quote]
Just noticed a grammatical issue. Here’s the revision
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is well on his way to his sixth fizzy lifting drink. God help us all if he bumps into the ceiling.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”
about to take part in the most messed up orgy in MMA history…
[quote comment="202539"][quote comment="202470"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Feeling what it’s like to be promoted by Dana White after he knocked out his best friend![/quote]
Brilliant[/quote]
Thanks ToeLock, in that pic he looks upset like Dana is taking it out on him for what Randy did, hahahahahaha
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is
thinking ah what the hell, it beats fighting Wandy”
UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… giving evidence to the CSAC, that it is clearly obvious that Sean Sherk was juiced for his fight against Franca as stated in this photo taken 6 months prior to the Lightweight Championship bout.
…loving the smell of oompas. However, his large friend had a similar dream that ended with his death.
UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton Rampage Jackson is….
….the one on the top right corner.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is……. singing “Oompa…. Loompa…. Doopidy…. do, if you beat dana’s boy, than this will be you! Oompa….. Loompa….. Doopidy….. Dee, i should have left like Randy, and be happy! Oompa….. Loompa….. Doopidy…… da, Being promoted by Dana, this is what happens to YA!
But My Fav is:
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Feeling what it’s like to be promoted by Dana White after he knocked out his best friend!
“I wish they sold these in singles. I can never eat all 4.”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
-In Hell.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
-Promoting his New Book “Im big in Japan!”
(Note to that.. Thats what he thinks not me)
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
-Hanging out With Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson’s childern.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
-Sizing up the Middleweight Divison.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
-Is giving a whole new meaning to the term “Gang bang”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
-Showing Trix are for Kids.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Playing Hide the Suasage.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
The black Micheal Jackson, Singing “these are some of my favorite things”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
loved by oompa-loompas…….mainly because they think he is made of chocolate.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson is currently training various Oompa Loompa’s for upcoming bouts in the lightweight division. When asked about his new students, Jackson quoted: ‘With their mix of freaky strength, plus a low-ass centre of gravity, and me and Juanito runnin’ shit, these mofo’s gonna run train on Sherk, BJ, Stevenson, and especially that lanky-ass Kenny Florian. Them dudes won’t stand a change against my gang o’ mighty midgets. Ya feel me?’”
The “about to witness his homie puke on some halfings” is great. I laughed…a lot.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Fighting five oompa loompas in his first bout agreement with the Russian Organization M-1 after his contract with the UFC expires.
not sure if he is at Pure.
…Gonna back bodydrop that bitch
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson in UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Wonka and the Chocolate factory
[quote comment="202281"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Living in happiness too, like the… Oopma… Loompas… Doopity Do![/quote]
Now that is the funniest one by far!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” imitating Chuck liddell’s partying style when drunk.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
balls deep in that midget!
re-enacting the michael jackson trial, giving away happy juice to minors!
“Bout to Whoop some Oompa Loompa ASS!!”
[quote post="3749"]…hoping this picture will not be made the subject of a contest on a popular online mma blog. [/quote]
Lol. Nice.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” all smiles after getting punked by Dan Henderson.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is given a heroes welcome after a 5 Round Epic Battle with the VERMICIOUS KNIDS!
shouldn’t have asked for a bunch of oranges.
[quote comment="202591"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
loved by oompa-loompas…….mainly because they think he is made of chocolate.[/quote]
I love that one.
Quinton does his best Dana impression ay the UFC Christas party.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is..
thinking them orange dudes be crazier than them white folks
So, where’s my prize?
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
submits an Oompa Loompa with his patented “Rear nekked poke.”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson…”
submits an Oompa Loompa with his patented “Rear nekked poke.”
When will they pick a winner???????
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Considering Vince McMahon’s proposal to have him leave the UFC and wrestle 4 Oompa Loompa’s in an attempt to make WWE wrestling more “realistic”.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
suspended by the California State Athletic Commission for testing positive for LSD.
…is jigsaw. and the midgets are his soon victims.
… on a diet of little people.
Quiton Rampage Jackson is…a lover AND a fighter.
Quinton Rampage Jackson…..will most likely not remember this tomorrow.
Quinton Rampage Jackson is….living life in the fast lane.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…showing support to his teammates in the newly sanctioned ULW (Umpa Loompa Weight) Division after they had been diagnosed with a very serious case of Cranial Staph Infection.
Quinton Rampage Jackson is….wishing he can take this one back to Big Bear with him.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…accidentally mistaken for the newest Willy Wonka treat, “Crazy Chisled Chocolate Man Draped with a HomeDepot Chain”, by several of the Wonka factory employees.
Quinton Rampage Jackson is— gonna loomp his next opponent.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…caught partying backstage at the Tony Awards with the recently “back from the dead” Biggie Smalls and the cast of Hairspray.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…celebrating his fourth child with the Batman nemesis, Poison Ivy, as the Notorious B.I.G looks on.
I’ll be here all week. Tip your waitresses!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…now regretting his RSVP to the party at MJ’s Neverland estate regardless of the all the resurrected dead 90’s rap stars that are also in attendance.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
… getting a little frisky with one of the midgets.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…helping Biggie capture his killers in true Scooby Doo hour fashion. Click “Next” to see the photo of Rampage and Shaggy pulling the mask off to reveal the shooters, P-Diddy, Wayne Brady, David Blain and Curly from the Globe Trotters. (And they would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for…)
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is”
…stuck promoting whatever the Hell Dana White wants.
…realizing UFC stands for ‘Ultimate Fabulicous Celebration’
wondering if these latest fighters from Pride are to be as sucessful as he is in the UFC!
Quinton Jackson today crashed into the choclate factory halloween party, ranting and rampaging that he was a bigger man then all attending He claimed, not just literally but mentally too, he shouted repeatedly ” i am a big man ” UFC officials had to be called to the scene ( dreary old London) -he is currently residing at the UFC’s mental help facility for burned out champions located beside the TUF house las vegas Nevada – he shares a room with randy ! mr moro cbs news – back to you mike !
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
“rollin” with the Oompa Loompa candy kidz and his Sugar Daddy.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is”
Putting petifiles back on the map!
[quote comment="202427"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage”jackson is
thanking all the little people that helped him become champion.[/quote]
lol
Quinton don’t get drunk, but he get reallll buzzed!
Quinton “Rampage” Jackson Is clinging to the Oompa Loompa for dear life because that “Creeper” white kid in the back appears to be lookin to bite his neck.
UFC 80 Fight for the Factory(Grand Prix)
The Reiging LHW Champ Rampage Jackson takes on all Oompa Lumpas for LHW Gold, the Final Golden Ticket, and Chocolate Factory Control.
Live from Munich, Bavaria, Germany!
Official Rampage Jackson “Fight for the Factory” After Party@:
The world famous Scrumdidilyumptious Bar!
[quote comment="202577"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is……. singing “Oompa…. Loompa…. Doopidy…. do, if you beat dana’s boy, than this will be you! Oompa….. Loompa….. Doopidy….. Dee, i should have left like Randy, and be happy! Oompa….. Loompa….. Doopidy…… da, Being promoted by Dana, this is what happens to YA!
But My Fav is:
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Feeling what it’s like to be promoted by Dana White after he knocked out his best friend![/quote]
NO KIDDING its your favorite. It’s your own comment!
What do David Ortiz and Rampage Jackson have in common? Even if you end up slow dancing with and taking an Oompa Lumpa back to your room at the end of the night..They both know, “What happens in Vegas Stay’s in Vegas!”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” catching a glimpse into the future as to what his surrounding will look like while sitting in the crowd at UFC 78 in Newark, New Jersey!
[quote comment="202849"][quote comment="202577"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is……. singing “Oompa…. Loompa…. Doopidy…. do, if you beat dana’s boy, than this will be you! Oompa….. Loompa….. Doopidy….. Dee, i should have left like Randy, and be happy! Oompa….. Loompa….. Doopidy…… da, Being promoted by Dana, this is what happens to YA!
But My Fav is:
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Feeling what it’s like to be promoted by Dana White after he knocked out his best friend![/quote]
NO KIDDING its your favorite. It’s your own comment![/quote]
LMAO!!!! Complimenting his own comment. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
* surroundings
my bad, I read it first before posting too. Its early.
“a man who would love to dip his chocolate in the carrot cake.”
“UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”
The Ice Murderer.
…amused rather than sickened, like his friend, by the perverted little loompas.
how do we find out the winner ?
“UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”
…partying backstage with the locals at UFC 81 held in Mordor, Middle Earth.
“UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”
…cleaning up the mess after accidentally dunking his Gizmo in water again.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
-Hanging out With Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson’s childern.
goddamn thats funny…
“…..Not Nearly as Afraid of Midgets as His Boy is”
…trippin’ hardcore
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson” now knows what Joe Son, Tank Abbott, Keith Hackney and Guy Mezger are doing with their careers after mma.
…is questioning his sexuality
[quote post="3749"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”[/quote]
about to suplex Hornswaggle.
Rampage is about to …….find out if Oompa Loompas really do taste like marshmallow!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…proving once again that Germans LOVE David Hasselhoff!
[quote comment="202395"]Rampage Jackson is…
… caught freelancing in a new Michael Jackson video.
[/quote]
[quote comment="202382"]
…preparing for his hit record “Bad Boy For Life” featuring the count, Biggie Smalls, and the Oompa Coast Crew![/quote]
Awww.. props to the guys that did the Michael Jackson and Biggie Smalls references before me. I honestly didn’t read any of these until after I did all mine.
[quote comment="203041"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…proving once again that Germans LOVE David Hasselhoff![/quote]
Sorry, it doesn’t fit the picture but I had to throw some “Weekly Update with Norm MacDonald” in there.
….is wondering why the Oompa Loompa on the right is throwing up the “SHOCKER”.
enjoying his family reunion.
penciled in to fight the collectively 205 pound Oompa Loompa team.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
thinking who cares i just saved a ton of money switchng my car insurance to Gieco
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
out with his old college room mates
…..Shrek’s older bro on roids!
‘Dan Henderson’s hard head is made of Jawbreakers… But I got a big jock strap full of Charleston Chew..’