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“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

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Comment by PhilQNY
2007-11-01 11:26:10

Him and that dude look chopped.

 
Comment by Stagger-Lee
2007-11-01 11:26:23

haha.lol
This pic is hilarious!

 
Comment by pw
2007-11-01 11:29:01

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”

the biggest Oompa Loompa on the block.

 
Comment by PhilQNY
2007-11-01 11:32:22

Looks like his ready to give some luv to the midget

 
Comment by cheezeypoof
2007-11-01 11:35:06

“….not in Kansas any more.”

 
Comment by James Smith
2007-11-01 11:37:08

wishing they were girl midgets.

 
Comment by Will
2007-11-01 11:39:29

“considering a move to featherweight.”

 
Comment by defsteve
2007-11-01 11:40:49

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”

“…glad he stayed off the carotene steroids.”

 
Comment by DJ Pullout
2007-11-01 11:41:20

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

addicted to midget porn.

 
Comment by Scooter Trash
2007-11-01 11:41:33

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is getting ready to fight “The Hermes Franco Gang”

 
Comment by Stagger-Lee
2007-11-01 11:46:58

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”

off to see the wizard.

 
Comment by Fin Diesel
2007-11-01 11:48:27

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

deadlier than all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids in all of Loompaland.

 
Comment by Tom
2007-11-01 11:48:59

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

Not afraid to Oompa your Loompa!

 
Comment by Leet
2007-11-01 11:50:15

“UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…bringing chocolate back.”

 
Comment by Mario
2007-11-01 11:50:57

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is
The New Willy Wonka in Charlie and Chocolate Factory part Duece.

 
Comment by Wabber
2007-11-01 11:51:44

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

Gonna give you the Oompa Loomps!

 
Comment by Wallace9947
2007-11-01 11:52:33

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is

wondering which is more screwed up this picture or the fact he has to fight the winner of Evans vs Bisping

 
Comment by Mark D
2007-11-01 11:54:14

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is..

gonna thump a lumpa

 
Comment by Bobby Ganoush
2007-11-01 11:56:16

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

joining with his new training camp Oompa Loompa fighting systems

 
Comment by DoMiNaToR
2007-11-01 11:58:56

…is about to witness his homie puke on some halflings.

 
Comment by Mr. Jitters
2007-11-01 12:00:59

…is now part of the lolly pop guild.

 
Comment by Amy Robinson
2007-11-01 12:01:03

….wondering how Liddell gets Willa Ford and he gets the Lollipop Guild.

 
Comment by OutlawTruth
2007-11-01 12:01:11

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

Living in happiness too, like the… Oopma… Loompas… Doopity Do!

 
Comment by Fin Diesel
2007-11-01 12:02:22

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

…currently slamming his way to the top of the industry with his new adult film: Big Willy Donka and the Chocolate Love Factory. It is expected to be released on DVD just in time for the holiday season.

 
Comment by DoMiNaToR
2007-11-01 12:03:35

[quote post="3749"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”[/quote]

…caught raping Willow.

 
Comment by Adam
2007-11-01 12:04:09

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

wishing he never hooked up with that midget that one night in Japan! Now the kiddos are coming out of the woodworks!

 
Comment by CM
2007-11-01 12:04:51

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

not afraid to Willy your Wonka to get a piece of that Oompa Loompa

 
Comment by Lucas
2007-11-01 12:08:31

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is..
Standing next to the Black Willy Wonka

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is.
Posing with his new found kids after a paternity test

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is..Spooning

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is.. the star of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory 2 “Dark Chocolate”

 
Comment by BTay
2007-11-01 12:08:42

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is now training under Willie Wonka and the Oompa Loompas to work on his short strikes.

 
Comment by mikeclem
2007-11-01 12:12:53

Rampage Jackson and the Chocalate Factory

 
Comment by y2j2280
2007-11-01 12:13:41

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

A giant among men……

 
Comment by jimmy_dean
2007-11-01 12:14:03

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton Rampage Jackson is…” the guy u talk to if you want and everlasting gobbstopper. Ask Chuck!

 
Comment by Midion
2007-11-01 12:14:35

is now training with the founders of the Midget Fighting System.

 
Comment by jimmy_dean
2007-11-01 12:17:16

“UFC lightheavyweight champiin Quinton Rampage Jackson is…” the guy you talk to if u want an everlasting gobbstopper. Ask chuck!

 
Comment by Lance Uppercut
2007-11-01 12:17:46

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

…wise so you should listen to him

 
Comment by Stagger-Lee
2007-11-01 12:19:04

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton Rampage Jackson is…”

Out on Halloween with his children,(Four kids=Four baby moma’s)

 
Comment by dpb
2007-11-01 12:23:52

“UFC lightheavyweight champiin Quinton Rampage Jackson is…” squeezing one of the four orange midgets do hard!

 
Comment by mikeclem
2007-11-01 12:24:21

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”…..the person to get theh golden ticket

 
Comment by The Truth
2007-11-01 12:27:10

“UFC lightheavyweight Champion Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson is marketing his new fighting style. He calls it ‘Whoop dat Oompa Ass.’

He claims to have increased his power after implementing this new style. Some believe its due to the fact that Oompa Loompas have some serious “Dumps in the Trunk.”

 
Comment by sirchokemout
2007-11-01 12:28:40

“Looks like Rampage really does have kids everywhere…”

 
Comment by Stagger-Lee
2007-11-01 12:29:46

[quote post="3749"]UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”…..[/quote]

Guest appearing on Jerry Springer in “That Fu*king midget stole my chocolate!”

 
Comment by Lep
2007-11-01 12:36:32

“UFC lightheavyweight champiin Quinton Rampage Jackson is….Chucks Daddy!

 
Comment by cycomyko
2007-11-01 12:37:25

…….not gettin’ any wilder!(gene that is)

 
Comment by Lep
2007-11-01 12:37:48

[quote comment="202283"][quote post="3749"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”[/quote]

…caught raping Willow.[/quote]
Nicely done sir

 
Comment by Tallman
2007-11-01 12:38:17

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

…just now realizing that the crazy lady behind him thinks he is a giant Wonka Bar.

 
Comment by AJ
2007-11-01 12:38:43

No Charlie did not fall into the chocolate river folks, thats UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton Jackson

 
Comment by hawkeye_1985
2007-11-01 12:43:01

“UFC lightheavyweight champion Quinton Rampage Jackson is
A big man living in a small man’s world!

 
Comment by cage*legend
2007-11-01 12:44:12

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is being held hostage for the rights of Randy Coutures contract.

 
Comment by JaCoB
2007-11-01 12:45:23

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” the new Willy Wonka, out with Wilder and Depp.

 
Comment by kickinthehead
2007-11-01 12:45:40

Quinton “Rampage” Jackson giving away his own jawbreakers!!

 
Comment by Cliff Huckstable
2007-11-01 12:48:33

I’m more concerned with the “Biggie Smalls” look alike who is pictured next to him

 
Comment by Anonymousf*ck
2007-11-01 12:50:21

[quote comment="202287"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

not afraid to Willy your Wonka to get a piece of that Oompa Loompa[/quote]

ROFL…funny one

 
Comment by Fin Diesel
2007-11-01 12:51:10

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

…93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch liqueur. That’s 105% SLAM, baby.

 
Comment by Kenny the Swede
2007-11-01 12:51:39

is….dreaming some fucked up shit after getting KO’d by Wandy.

 
Comment by Cliff Huckstable
2007-11-01 12:51:55

[quote comment="202282"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

…currently slamming his way to the top of the industry with his new adult film: Big Willy Donka and the Chocolate Love Factory. It is expected to be released on DVD just in time for the holiday season.[/quote]

This is the best one so far

 
Comment by Colin
2007-11-01 12:54:25

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is … distracted by Oompa Loompas as Charlie comes in from behind to bite off his head and steal the belt

 
Comment by Mike is here.
2007-11-01 13:00:14

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”suspect in a rape involving three oompa loompas at the chocolate factory.

 
Comment by Archer0545
2007-11-01 13:01:18

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is beginning filming on his new reality series alongside Gary Coleman and the offspring of the Blueman group and carrot top”

 
Comment by kickinthehead
2007-11-01 13:01:56

[quote post="3749"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
not afraid to Willy your Wonka to get a piece of that Oompa Loompa
ROFL…funny one [/quote]
No…. “This is the funniest one yet”

 
Comment by deep creek bird dog
2007-11-01 13:03:05

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is..

workin on a puppet show… however the guy in the back looks a little suprised at the placement of rampage’s hand

 
Comment by pw
2007-11-01 13:06:31

[quote comment="202280"]….wondering how Liddell gets Willa Ford and he gets the Lollipop Guild.[/quote]
She’s married to Mike Modano.

 
Comment by UFC FAN ATTIC
2007-11-01 13:06:31

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…

Preparing for his new movie coming out…”Big Willy” The Tale of the Giant Chocolate Bar.

 
Comment by Sirchokemout
2007-11-01 13:11:12

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” finding out he really DOES have children all over.

 
Comment by DanaBlk
2007-11-01 13:11:37

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is wondering if he can spread his chocolate in one of the Oompa’s butt piece.

 
Comment by BustYoFace
2007-11-01 13:12:03

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

New Orleans gettin s*** faced with Dan Hendo, this is a cardboard cut out being raped by rabid creatures…

 
Comment by BustYoFace
2007-11-01 13:12:47

[quote comment="202338"][quote comment="202282"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

…currently slamming his way to the top of the industry with his new adult film: Big Willy Donka and the Chocolate Love Factory. It is expected to be released on DVD just in time for the holiday season.[/quote]

This is the best one so far[/quote]

Sorry add the word “IN” to the begining of the sentence

 
Comment by mma dude
2007-11-01 13:12:51

“Quinton “Rampage” Jackson makes an appearance with Sean Sherk, Joe Stevenson, Willow, and Wee Man at a costume party”

“I WANT AN UNDISPUTED LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION NOOOOW!-Veruca Salt”

 
Comment by Michaelthebox
2007-11-01 13:14:18

Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-on
UFC Light Heavyweight Champion
Rampage Jackson is listening
To us Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-sing

Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-din
We all hope he’ll continue to win
Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-ite
He is Liddell’s kryptonite

What do you get when you swing wildly?
Without respect for the wolf’s howling
What do you expect when you play with fire?
Why do you want the Rampage’s ire?

I think Liddell parties too much
Look at that gut! I’ve seen none such

Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-deer
He smiles now cause he smells your fear
Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-daw
Run away Chuck or he’ll crack your jaw!

 
Comment by DeathbyHighKick
2007-11-01 13:14:24

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is

looking as if he hopes this photo isn’t made public…

 
Comment by Yoububg
2007-11-01 13:15:14

UFC light heavywieght champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…..
Definetly not afraid of midgets.

 
Comment by chirs
2007-11-01 13:16:48

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is “..
Now training with some Bad Mother F*ckers according to Mr. White.

 
Comment by JTK5
2007-11-01 13:17:46

“Yo man I’m telling you I just saw Rampage Jackson and some umpa lumpas – this is some good shit” – guy on the left.

 
Comment by FFL
2007-11-01 13:19:27

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
owning the factory that is the UFC and whooping all the Oompa Loompa’s inside!

 
Comment by UFC FAN ATTIC
2007-11-01 13:24:02

CHECK IT OUT!!!!

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…

preparing for his hit record “Bad Boy For Life” featuring the count, Biggie Smalls, and the Oompa Coast Crew!

 
Comment by chirs
2007-11-01 13:24:24

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…the disgruntled coach on the next season of TUF.

 
Comment by fightfan
2007-11-01 13:25:34

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “rampage” Jackson is amazed how much that dude looks like him.

 
Comment by Hitme
2007-11-01 13:28:59

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

“UFC light heavyweight champion
Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is Humpin’a dwarf

 
Comment by chirs
2007-11-01 13:29:53

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…horrible at planning his after-parties.

 
Comment by Mark
2007-11-01 13:30:04

[quote comment="202287"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

not afraid to Willy your Wonka to get a piece of that Oompa Loompa[/quote]

LMFAO! This one made me spit out my soda.

 
Comment by AJ
2007-11-01 13:31:03

under arrest for serving alcohol to midgets

 
Comment by Kieran Flayes
2007-11-01 13:34:08

Quentin ‘Rampage’ Jackson is

‘drunk’

 
Comment by scottythebody
2007-11-01 13:36:27

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” not working at the chocolate factory anymore, He owns it. aaawwooooooooo

 
Comment by dcsoldier187
2007-11-01 13:37:27

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is

 
Comment by BustYoFace
2007-11-01 13:38:18

In New Orleans gettin s*** faced with Dan Hendo, this is a cardboard cut out being raped by rabid creatures…

 
Comment by robin
2007-11-01 13:39:46

Rampage Jackson is…

… caught freelancing in a new Michael Jackson video.

… caught clubbing with his homies.

… posing with children from chernobyl, this is his first shoot at assisting a non-profit organization.

… selecting the hottest toy on the market for his kids at christmas time, move over tickle me elmo.

… a bouncer for a nightclub and is attempting to extract an underage drinker from the bar.

… squeezing the living hell out of a fun loving umpa lumpa.

… is hopefully not “whooping some a$$”

 
Comment by fightfan
2007-11-01 13:40:38

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is wondering why Liddell gets Entourage, Randy gets to work with The Rock, and he gets stucks taking pics with drunk, cross dressing, green painted midgets?

 
Comment by robin
2007-11-01 13:41:07

I kinda like the carotene one…

 
Comment by Leon
2007-11-01 13:41:11

…planning to truly test his skill against the best of Wonka’s Octagon warriors, four at a time.

 
Comment by DoMiNaToR
2007-11-01 13:41:53

[quote post="3749"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”[/quote]

…using the Oompa Loompas to shield himself from the white Mike Tyson behind him who is trying to bite his ear off.

 
Comment by chirs
2007-11-01 13:43:15

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…chillin with Shonie.

 
Comment by Jayyet
2007-11-01 13:45:10

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”

high as a motherfucka!

 
Comment by Cody
2007-11-01 13:46:52

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
… trying to remember the woman he hooked up with to produce these, his 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th illegitimate children.

 
Comment by Cplan
2007-11-01 13:46:54

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

Wonka’s Street Soldier.

 
Comment by kory klinger
2007-11-01 13:50:06

“Putting the Chocolate back in the factory”

 
Comment by Reldeed
2007-11-01 13:50:47

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is so drunk he sees pink midgets with green hair”

 
Comment by Paul
2007-11-01 13:51:03

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

“having deja vu after the last time Wanderlei knocked him out”

 
Comment by Bizarro Tommy
2007-11-01 13:51:54

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” Not drunk… just REAL tipsy…

 
Comment by Anonymousf*ck
2007-11-01 13:55:54

is grossly humping the oompa while the midget is singing hallelujah

 
Comment by Oskarbravo
2007-11-01 13:58:22

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… Delighted to meet some of the WEC’s biggest stars!

 
Comment by ajadoniz
2007-11-01 14:01:12

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… giving out chocolate love!

 
Comment by deep creek bird dog
2007-11-01 14:01:38

[quote comment="202366"][quote comment="202338"][quote comment="202282"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

…currently slamming his way to the top of the industry with his new adult film: Big Willy Donka and the Chocolate Love Factory. It is expected to be released on DVD just in time for the holiday season.[/quote]

This is the best one so far[/quote]

Sorry add the word “IN” to the begining of the sentence[/quote]

i agree… i thought mine was perdy good but this one is the best!!

 
Comment by ViolentMike
2007-11-01 14:03:06

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” is seriously concerned that the white man over his right shoulder, who appears to be an cannibal, may very well think that ALL 6 of them are made out of chocolate and will be eaten Hannibal Lector style.

 
Comment by Oskarbravo
2007-11-01 14:03:27

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… unimpressed with the latest Pride signings.

 
Comment by Jesse Holland
2007-11-01 14:04:25

[quote comment="202272"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is

wondering which is more screwed up this picture or the fact he has to fight the winner of Evans vs Bisping[/quote]

lol…nice

 
Comment by Jesse Holland
2007-11-01 14:04:52

[quote comment="202405"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

Wonka’s Street Soldier.[/quote]

good one

 
Comment by ViolentMike
2007-11-01 14:05:38

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” is smelling just as bad as Matt Lindland and the Chocolate Factory according to his homie’s facical expression.

 
Comment by Oskarbravo
2007-11-01 14:06:14

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… Enjoying a night out with Matt Hughes’ new training camp…

 
Comment by ViolentMike
2007-11-01 14:07:44

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” is very worried about what the ‘PhotoShopped’ version of this picture will look like, epsecially considering that 3 of the 4 freaks have thier mouths wide open as if they are expecting something from him.

 
Comment by pat77
2007-11-01 14:09:31

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage”jackson is thanking all the little people that helped him become champion.

 
Comment by Jorgito
2007-11-01 14:12:11

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is spending time with his children”

 
Comment by Scooter Trash
2007-11-01 14:13:24

[quote comment="202262"]UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is getting ready to fight “The Hermes Franca Gang”[/quote]

 
Comment by Bizzle
2007-11-01 14:24:12

“wondering how his hommie got taken from behind”

 
Comment by bu11dog
2007-11-01 14:31:43

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
thinking he isn’t quite drunk enough for this.

 
Comment by Matt "the Lion" King
2007-11-01 14:34:50

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson has never been more proud of his alcoholic quadruplets. Inside sources say that the quads are seeking help.

 
Comment by Jesse Canadian MMA
2007-11-01 14:35:08

Team Jackson of Season 7 of the Ultimate fighter

 
Comment by wwerealm
2007-11-01 14:45:17

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” happy about fathering quadruplets!

 
Comment by A Lynch
2007-11-01 14:47:01

..introduced to a real good reason not to take steroids.

 
Comment by Percy
2007-11-01 14:47:59

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is

glad he found a golden ticket in his xenergy drink, you feel me?

 
Comment by wwerealm
2007-11-01 14:49:54

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” living out his fantasy.

 
Comment by BustYoFace
2007-11-01 14:50:55

Posing with the current TUF 5 roster and thats Matt Hughes in the backround (pissed off) getting ready to make them all do 1000 push ups and 600 scare crows…

 
Comment by Yohnstoppable
2007-11-01 14:52:02

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is umpa doompa dompa dee drunk off his ass.

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is choosing training partners for his move to the middleweight division.

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is looking for helpers to recreate a chocolate New Orleans

 
Comment by Mike C.
2007-11-01 14:52:42

…scarin’ white folks orange.

 
Comment by BTay
2007-11-01 14:52:46

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is selected as the coach of TUF Season 36 – Super Light Feather Bantam Ultra Lightweights.

 
Comment by cheezeypoof
2007-11-01 14:53:20

“…living what Dorian Price can only dream of, fat hookers and Latina midgets.” [from TUF 6 Ep 2]

 
Comment by Yohnstoppable
2007-11-01 14:53:42

[quote comment="202267"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

deadlier than all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids in all of Loompaland.[/quote]

LMFAO, good work

 
Comment by Crazy
2007-11-01 14:58:22

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

Feeling what it’s like to be promoted by Dana White after he knocked out his best friend!

 
Comment by Yohnstoppable
2007-11-01 14:58:52

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is protecting the trick-or-treaters from Biz Markie (on the left)

 
Comment by wagnerav
2007-11-01 15:02:51

[quote comment="202406"]“Putting the Chocolate back in the factory”[/quote]
nice!

 
Comment by wagnerav
2007-11-01 15:06:34

…regretting this decision.

 
Comment by A Lynch
2007-11-01 15:09:27

…hoping this picture will not be made the subject of a contest on a popular online mma blog.

 
Comment by DoMiNaToR
2007-11-01 15:11:18

[quote post="3749"]UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is [/quote]

practicing his rear naked choke on a Michael Bisping body double.

Move to middleweight already!

 
Comment by Yohnstoppable
2007-11-01 15:13:01

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is collecting the remaining ingredients necessary for his satanic ritual. The ingredients are as follows: 1 Ice Man’s Jaw, 30 knees from a Neanderthal, 2 combat championships, 1,000 scared pale skins, 1 steel chain, 4 oompa loompas, and Pauly Shore’s career. This ritual will remove the “smell skunk” smell left on him from his bout with Lindland

 
Comment by Yohnstoppable
2007-11-01 15:13:52

“smelly skunk” smell is what i meant. I think I’ve yet to post something here without misspelling it :(

 
Comment by GodDamnMike
2007-11-01 15:17:15

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…chillin’ with Sean Sherk and his family. The other guy looks Reeeaaaalll hungry.

 
Comment by GodDamnMike
2007-11-01 15:20:33

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…overwhelmed with what fell out of Tito Ortiz’s bedroom closet.

 
Comment by kickinthehead
2007-11-01 15:21:14

i cant belive chuck thinks hes gonna knock out wandi in the first round
http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/templates/dailynews.asp?articleid=4987&zoneid=13

 
Comment by Mike-b
2007-11-01 15:21:24

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” wondering why the hell Young M.C. is in his picture with the Ooompa’s.

 
Comment by 12121212
2007-11-01 15:26:19

“Rampage is”… tough on underage drinking

 
Comment by ChainLink
2007-11-01 15:30:20

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” pictured here with Bubba Gump promoting his new chocolate covered shrimp..you feel me!

 
Comment by screenamesuck
2007-11-01 15:32:06

Is getting a bored with the asian woman

 
Comment by Blaze
2007-11-01 15:34:40

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is spending a vacation at the Pulver household”

 
Comment by UTD
2007-11-01 15:44:28

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

… A real chocolate face… no make up!

 
Comment by Theo Salomon
2007-11-01 15:46:38

Rampage does’nt get drunk he get$ REAL REAL BUZZZZED!!!!!!! YA DIGG…………………….

 
Comment by Crawford
2007-11-01 15:48:11

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… the richest chocolate in this Dana’s factory.

 
Comment by ragnarr
2007-11-01 15:48:36

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson ….. has something on his face.

 
Comment by ChainLink
2007-11-01 15:52:05

recruiting training partners for his next fight with Wandy.

 
Comment by ntvman
2007-11-01 15:56:10

[quote comment="202512"]UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… the richest chocolate in this Dana’s factory.[/quote]

Now that’s just racist

 
Comment by TRavis
2007-11-01 15:56:33

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is pimpin’ ooompa looompa’s out”

 
Comment by MMACrossfire
2007-11-01 16:13:18

… shopping for Josh Gross bobble-heads.

 
Comment by ARRIKCB
2007-11-01 16:15:06

QUINTON RAMPAGE JACKSON IS ABOUT TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN WILL EVER GO AGAIN

 
Comment by squid
2007-11-01 16:15:55

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

reunited with his old ‘chocolate’ buddies……..too bad they’re getting him drunk after 2 years the haven’t seen him.hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 
Comment by Insain
2007-11-01 16:27:01

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

oblivious to whats happening

 
Comment by jett
2007-11-01 16:31:23

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

Proof money can buy anything

 
Comment by ToeLock
2007-11-01 16:32:11

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

…Wearing the biggest Oompa Loompa Earing money can buy

 
Comment by Russ
2007-11-01 16:33:01

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

still trippen that Juanito, Dana White, Wee Man, and the old woman from the Goonies didn’t tell him to be Willy….

 
Comment by jett
2007-11-01 16:33:47

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …
dealing with some strange sexuall issues…..

 
Comment by Doug
2007-11-01 16:34:22

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

…lost within his own mind.

 
Comment by ToeLock
2007-11-01 16:35:13

[quote comment="202470"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

Feeling what it’s like to be promoted by Dana White after he knocked out his best friend![/quote]

Brilliant

 
Comment by jett
2007-11-01 16:35:21

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Taking his retarded friend out to see some oompa looompas

 
Comment by jt
2007-11-01 16:37:12

“The newest life size chocolate creation of Willy Wonka !!!!”

 
Comment by XYZman
2007-11-01 16:37:26

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” is well on his way to his sixth fizzy lifting drink. God help us all if he bumped into the ceiling.

 
Comment by jett
2007-11-01 16:43:31

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”partying at a pretty lame spot, I mean if your buddy said “hey lets go party, i know a cool place where we might get to see some oompa looompas…and buy the way its called NAPKINKNIGHTS” would you go? let alone have your picture taken??!??!

 
Comment by Amida
2007-11-01 16:50:36

[quote comment="202337"]is….dreaming some fucked up shit after getting KO’d by Wandy.[/quote]

LOL- good one! That is prob what he was dreaming about when he was hanging on the ropes after his last KO loss to Silva in Pride.

 
Comment by XYZman
2007-11-01 16:50:52

[quote comment="202543"]UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” is well on his way to his sixth fizzy lifting drink. God help us all if he bumped into the ceiling.[/quote]

Just noticed a grammatical issue. Here’s the revision

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is well on his way to his sixth fizzy lifting drink. God help us all if he bumps into the ceiling.

 
Comment by EoinRed
2007-11-01 16:53:46

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”

about to take part in the most messed up orgy in MMA history…

 
Comment by Crazy
2007-11-01 16:55:27

[quote comment="202539"][quote comment="202470"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

Feeling what it’s like to be promoted by Dana White after he knocked out his best friend![/quote]

Brilliant[/quote]

Thanks ToeLock, in that pic he looks upset like Dana is taking it out on him for what Randy did, hahahahahaha

 
Comment by EoinRed
2007-11-01 16:59:53

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is
thinking ah what the hell, it beats fighting Wandy”

 
Comment by Spider Style
2007-11-01 17:10:49

UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… giving evidence to the CSAC, that it is clearly obvious that Sean Sherk was juiced for his fight against Franca as stated in this photo taken 6 months prior to the Lightweight Championship bout.

 
Comment by marshal
2007-11-01 17:23:17

…loving the smell of oompas. However, his large friend had a similar dream that ended with his death.

 
Comment by The Anomaly
2007-11-01 17:35:37

UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton Rampage Jackson is….
….the one on the top right corner.

 
Comment by Crazy
2007-11-01 17:37:42

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is……. singing “Oompa…. Loompa…. Doopidy…. do, if you beat dana’s boy, than this will be you! Oompa….. Loompa….. Doopidy….. Dee, i should have left like Randy, and be happy! Oompa….. Loompa….. Doopidy…… da, Being promoted by Dana, this is what happens to YA!

But My Fav is:

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

Feeling what it’s like to be promoted by Dana White after he knocked out his best friend!

 
Comment by J
2007-11-01 17:39:35

“I wish they sold these in singles. I can never eat all 4.”

 
Comment by "Mr. NC-17"
2007-11-01 17:42:14

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

-In Hell.

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

-Promoting his New Book “Im big in Japan!”

(Note to that.. Thats what he thinks not me)

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

-Hanging out With Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson’s childern.

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

-Sizing up the Middleweight Divison.

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

-Is giving a whole new meaning to the term “Gang bang”

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

-Showing Trix are for Kids.

 
Comment by "Mr. NC-17"
2007-11-01 17:43:16

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

Playing Hide the Suasage.

 
Comment by Crazy
2007-11-01 17:46:05

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

The black Micheal Jackson, Singing “these are some of my favorite things”

 
Comment by teddy
2007-11-01 17:56:43

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

loved by oompa-loompas…….mainly because they think he is made of chocolate.

 
Comment by Hardcase
2007-11-01 17:56:54

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson is currently training various Oompa Loompa’s for upcoming bouts in the lightweight division. When asked about his new students, Jackson quoted: ‘With their mix of freaky strength, plus a low-ass centre of gravity, and me and Juanito runnin’ shit, these mofo’s gonna run train on Sherk, BJ, Stevenson, and especially that lanky-ass Kenny Florian. Them dudes won’t stand a change against my gang o’ mighty midgets. Ya feel me?’”

 
Comment by DoctorSamson
2007-11-01 18:09:34

The “about to witness his homie puke on some halfings” is great. I laughed…a lot.

 
Comment by James S
2007-11-01 18:12:02

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

Fighting five oompa loompas in his first bout agreement with the Russian Organization M-1 after his contract with the UFC expires.

 
Comment by Matt
2007-11-01 18:13:49

not sure if he is at Pure.

 
Comment by Wrath
2007-11-01 18:18:05

…Gonna back bodydrop that bitch

 
Comment by darksaint420
2007-11-01 18:27:42

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson in UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Wonka and the Chocolate factory

 
Comment by sigepsal
2007-11-01 18:34:09

[quote comment="202281"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

Living in happiness too, like the… Oopma… Loompas… Doopity Do![/quote]

Now that is the funniest one by far!

 
Comment by wwerealm
2007-11-01 18:48:38

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” imitating Chuck liddell’s partying style when drunk.

 
Comment by willBlake
2007-11-01 18:49:40

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

balls deep in that midget!

re-enacting the michael jackson trial, giving away happy juice to minors!

 
Comment by TDubLogan
2007-11-01 18:58:57

“Bout to Whoop some Oompa Loompa ASS!!”

 
Comment by JRV
2007-11-01 18:59:19

[quote post="3749"]…hoping this picture will not be made the subject of a contest on a popular online mma blog. [/quote]
Lol. Nice.

 
Comment by wwerealm
2007-11-01 19:07:39

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” all smiles after getting punked by Dan Henderson.

 
Comment by MyQuit
2007-11-01 19:23:03

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is given a heroes welcome after a 5 Round Epic Battle with the VERMICIOUS KNIDS!

 
Comment by jason bang
2007-11-01 19:28:08

shouldn’t have asked for a bunch of oranges.

 
Comment by "Mr. NC-17"
2007-11-01 19:53:52

[quote comment="202591"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

loved by oompa-loompas…….mainly because they think he is made of chocolate.[/quote]

I love that one.

 
Comment by greg
2007-11-01 19:54:02

Quinton does his best Dana impression ay the UFC Christas party.

 
Comment by hawkeye_1985
2007-11-01 20:35:24

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is..
thinking them orange dudes be crazier than them white folks

 
Comment by MyQuit
2007-11-01 20:55:32

So, where’s my prize?

 
Comment by Matt "the Lion" King
2007-11-01 20:57:39

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

submits an Oompa Loompa with his patented “Rear nekked poke.”

 
Comment by Matt "the Lion" King
2007-11-01 20:58:37

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson…”

submits an Oompa Loompa with his patented “Rear nekked poke.”

 
Comment by fightfan
2007-11-01 21:29:27

When will they pick a winner???????

 
Comment by Tallman
2007-11-01 22:07:26

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

Considering Vince McMahon’s proposal to have him leave the UFC and wrestle 4 Oompa Loompa’s in an attempt to make WWE wrestling more “realistic”.

 
Comment by David Estrada
2007-11-01 22:29:12

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

suspended by the California State Athletic Commission for testing positive for LSD.

 
Comment by TITOORTIZFAN
2007-11-01 22:51:46

…is jigsaw. and the midgets are his soon victims.

 
Comment by EazyEismydad
2007-11-01 23:37:17

… on a diet of little people.

 
Comment by c-war
2007-11-02 00:22:42

Quiton Rampage Jackson is…a lover AND a fighter.

 
Comment by c-war
2007-11-02 00:25:53

Quinton Rampage Jackson…..will most likely not remember this tomorrow.

 
Comment by c-war
2007-11-02 00:27:49

Quinton Rampage Jackson is….living life in the fast lane.

 
Comment by EdenMachine
2007-11-02 00:29:35

UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

…showing support to his teammates in the newly sanctioned ULW (Umpa Loompa Weight) Division after they had been diagnosed with a very serious case of Cranial Staph Infection.

 
Comment by c-war
2007-11-02 00:33:13

Quinton Rampage Jackson is….wishing he can take this one back to Big Bear with him.

 
Comment by EdenMachine
2007-11-02 00:38:31

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

…accidentally mistaken for the newest Willy Wonka treat, “Crazy Chisled Chocolate Man Draped with a HomeDepot Chain”, by several of the Wonka factory employees.

 
Comment by Luke
2007-11-02 00:38:59

Quinton Rampage Jackson is— gonna loomp his next opponent.

 
Comment by EdenMachine
2007-11-02 00:48:05

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

…caught partying backstage at the Tony Awards with the recently “back from the dead” Biggie Smalls and the cast of Hairspray.

 
Comment by EdenMachine
2007-11-02 00:57:39

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

…celebrating his fourth child with the Batman nemesis, Poison Ivy, as the Notorious B.I.G looks on.

 
Comment by EdenMachine
2007-11-02 01:00:31

I’ll be here all week. Tip your waitresses!

 
Comment by EdenMachine
2007-11-02 01:15:47

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

…now regretting his RSVP to the party at MJ’s Neverland estate regardless of the all the resurrected dead 90’s rap stars that are also in attendance.

 
Comment by RHV
2007-11-02 01:19:59

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

… getting a little frisky with one of the midgets.

 
Comment by EdenMachine
2007-11-02 01:24:56

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

…helping Biggie capture his killers in true Scooby Doo hour fashion. Click “Next” to see the photo of Rampage and Shaggy pulling the mask off to reveal the shooters, P-Diddy, Wayne Brady, David Blain and Curly from the Globe Trotters. (And they would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for…)

 
Comment by thorazine
2007-11-02 03:00:14

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is”

…stuck promoting whatever the Hell Dana White wants.

…realizing UFC stands for ‘Ultimate Fabulicous Celebration’

 
Comment by dan the main
2007-11-02 03:43:46

wondering if these latest fighters from Pride are to be as sucessful as he is in the UFC!

 
Comment by moro
2007-11-02 04:24:27

Quinton Jackson today crashed into the choclate factory halloween party, ranting and rampaging that he was a bigger man then all attending He claimed, not just literally but mentally too, he shouted repeatedly ” i am a big man ” UFC officials had to be called to the scene ( dreary old London) -he is currently residing at the UFC’s mental help facility for burned out champions located beside the TUF house las vegas Nevada – he shares a room with randy ! mr moro cbs news – back to you mike !

 
Comment by slickv
2007-11-02 05:02:00

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

“rollin” with the Oompa Loompa candy kidz and his Sugar Daddy.

 
Comment by DJ Pullout
2007-11-02 06:01:44

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is”

Putting petifiles back on the map!

 
Comment by James Smith
2007-11-02 06:59:07

[quote comment="202427"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage”jackson is

thanking all the little people that helped him become champion.[/quote]
lol

 
Comment by Steve Hynes
2007-11-02 07:07:04

Quinton don’t get drunk, but he get reallll buzzed!

 
Comment by Kevin Kelly
2007-11-02 07:08:48

Quinton “Rampage” Jackson Is clinging to the Oompa Loompa for dear life because that “Creeper” white kid in the back appears to be lookin to bite his neck.

 
Comment by Da Monkey
2007-11-02 07:55:36

UFC 80 Fight for the Factory(Grand Prix)
The Reiging LHW Champ Rampage Jackson takes on all Oompa Lumpas for LHW Gold, the Final Golden Ticket, and Chocolate Factory Control.

Live from Munich, Bavaria, Germany!

Official Rampage Jackson “Fight for the Factory” After Party@:
The world famous Scrumdidilyumptious Bar!

 
Comment by ViolentMike
2007-11-02 08:09:47

[quote comment="202577"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is……. singing “Oompa…. Loompa…. Doopidy…. do, if you beat dana’s boy, than this will be you! Oompa….. Loompa….. Doopidy….. Dee, i should have left like Randy, and be happy! Oompa….. Loompa….. Doopidy…… da, Being promoted by Dana, this is what happens to YA!

But My Fav is:

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

Feeling what it’s like to be promoted by Dana White after he knocked out his best friend![/quote]

NO KIDDING its your favorite. It’s your own comment!

 
Comment by Da Monkey
2007-11-02 08:09:56

What do David Ortiz and Rampage Jackson have in common? Even if you end up slow dancing with and taking an Oompa Lumpa back to your room at the end of the night..They both know, “What happens in Vegas Stay’s in Vegas!”

 
Comment by ViolentMike
2007-11-02 08:14:22

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” catching a glimpse into the future as to what his surrounding will look like while sitting in the crowd at UFC 78 in Newark, New Jersey!

 
Comment by UFC FAN ATTIC
2007-11-02 08:15:08

[quote comment="202849"][quote comment="202577"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is……. singing “Oompa…. Loompa…. Doopidy…. do, if you beat dana’s boy, than this will be you! Oompa….. Loompa….. Doopidy….. Dee, i should have left like Randy, and be happy! Oompa….. Loompa….. Doopidy…… da, Being promoted by Dana, this is what happens to YA!

But My Fav is:

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

Feeling what it’s like to be promoted by Dana White after he knocked out his best friend![/quote]

NO KIDDING its your favorite. It’s your own comment![/quote]

LMAO!!!! Complimenting his own comment. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

 
Comment by ViolentMike
2007-11-02 08:15:53

* surroundings

my bad, I read it first before posting too. Its early.

 
Comment by Blair Sellers
2007-11-02 08:17:21

“a man who would love to dip his chocolate in the carrot cake.”

 
Comment by Clint
2007-11-02 08:29:30

“UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”

The Ice Murderer.

 
Comment by UFCAddict
2007-11-02 08:31:50

…amused rather than sickened, like his friend, by the perverted little loompas.

 
Comment by moro
2007-11-02 08:56:46

how do we find out the winner ?

 
Comment by EdenMachine
2007-11-02 08:59:35

“UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”

…partying backstage with the locals at UFC 81 held in Mordor, Middle Earth.

 
Comment by EdenMachine
2007-11-02 09:06:07

“UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”

…cleaning up the mess after accidentally dunking his Gizmo in water again.

 
Comment by kmac
2007-11-02 09:16:29

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

-Hanging out With Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson’s childern.

goddamn thats funny…

 
Comment by JN
2007-11-02 09:47:09

“…..Not Nearly as Afraid of Midgets as His Boy is”

 
Comment by ILJO
2007-11-02 10:01:39

…trippin’ hardcore

 
Comment by ViolentMike
2007-11-02 10:04:45

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson” now knows what Joe Son, Tank Abbott, Keith Hackney and Guy Mezger are doing with their careers after mma.

 
Comment by Biggy J
2007-11-02 10:07:00

…is questioning his sexuality

 
Comment by DoMiNaToR
2007-11-02 10:20:42

[quote post="3749"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”[/quote]
about to suplex Hornswaggle.

 
Comment by Jack
2007-11-02 10:55:26

Rampage is about to …….find out if Oompa Loompas really do taste like marshmallow!

 
Comment by EdenMachine
2007-11-02 11:55:51

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

…proving once again that Germans LOVE David Hasselhoff!

 
Comment by EdenMachine
2007-11-02 12:02:28

[quote comment="202395"]Rampage Jackson is…
… caught freelancing in a new Michael Jackson video.
[/quote]
[quote comment="202382"]
…preparing for his hit record “Bad Boy For Life” featuring the count, Biggie Smalls, and the Oompa Coast Crew![/quote]
Awww.. props to the guys that did the Michael Jackson and Biggie Smalls references before me. I honestly didn’t read any of these until after I did all mine.

 
Comment by EdenMachine
2007-11-02 12:04:05

[quote comment="203041"]“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

…proving once again that Germans LOVE David Hasselhoff![/quote]
Sorry, it doesn’t fit the picture but I had to throw some “Weekly Update with Norm MacDonald” in there. :)

 
Comment by JN
2007-11-02 12:53:46

….is wondering why the Oompa Loompa on the right is throwing up the “SHOCKER”.

 
Comment by EazyEismydad
2007-11-02 12:55:10

enjoying his family reunion.

 
Comment by EazyEismydad
2007-11-02 12:59:45

penciled in to fight the collectively 205 pound Oompa Loompa team.

 
Comment by rubberDUCKman
2007-11-02 13:12:47

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

thinking who cares i just saved a ton of money switchng my car insurance to Gieco

 
Comment by rubberDUCKman
2007-11-02 14:21:43

“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”

out with his old college room mates

 
Comment by mikeoner
2007-11-02 14:24:58

…..Shrek’s older bro on roids!

 
Comment by Luppers
2007-11-02 14:58:21

‘Dan Henderson’s hard head is made of Jawbreakers… But I got a big jock strap full of Charleston Chew..’

 

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