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“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
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November 1st, 2007
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Him and that dude look chopped.
haha.lol
This pic is hilarious!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”
the biggest Oompa Loompa on the block.
Looks like his ready to give some luv to the midget
“….not in Kansas any more.”
wishing they were girl midgets.
“considering a move to featherweight.”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”
“…glad he stayed off the carotene steroids.”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
addicted to midget porn.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is getting ready to fight “The Hermes Franco Gang”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”
off to see the wizard.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
deadlier than all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids in all of Loompaland.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Not afraid to Oompa your Loompa!
“UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…bringing chocolate back.”
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is
The New Willy Wonka in Charlie and Chocolate Factory part Duece.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Gonna give you the Oompa Loomps!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is
wondering which is more screwed up this picture or the fact he has to fight the winner of Evans vs Bisping
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is..
gonna thump a lumpa
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
joining with his new training camp Oompa Loompa fighting systems
…is about to witness his homie puke on some halflings.
…is now part of the lolly pop guild.
….wondering how Liddell gets Willa Ford and he gets the Lollipop Guild.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Living in happiness too, like the… Oopma… Loompas… Doopity Do!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…currently slamming his way to the top of the industry with his new adult film: Big Willy Donka and the Chocolate Love Factory. It is expected to be released on DVD just in time for the holiday season.
[quote post=”3749″]”UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”[/quote]
…caught raping Willow.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
wishing he never hooked up with that midget that one night in Japan! Now the kiddos are coming out of the woodworks!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
not afraid to Willy your Wonka to get a piece of that Oompa Loompa
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is..
Standing next to the Black Willy Wonka
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is.
Posing with his new found kids after a paternity test
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is..Spooning
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is.. the star of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory 2 “Dark Chocolate”
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is now training under Willie Wonka and the Oompa Loompas to work on his short strikes.
Rampage Jackson and the Chocalate Factory
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
A giant among men……
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton Rampage Jackson is…” the guy u talk to if you want and everlasting gobbstopper. Ask Chuck!
is now training with the founders of the Midget Fighting System.
“UFC lightheavyweight champiin Quinton Rampage Jackson is…” the guy you talk to if u want an everlasting gobbstopper. Ask chuck!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…wise so you should listen to him
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton Rampage Jackson is…”
Out on Halloween with his children,(Four kids=Four baby moma’s)
“UFC lightheavyweight champiin Quinton Rampage Jackson is…” squeezing one of the four orange midgets do hard!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”…..the person to get theh golden ticket
“UFC lightheavyweight Champion Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson is marketing his new fighting style. He calls it ‘Whoop dat Oompa Ass.’
He claims to have increased his power after implementing this new style. Some believe its due to the fact that Oompa Loompas have some serious “Dumps in the Trunk.”
“Looks like Rampage really does have kids everywhere…”
[quote post=”3749″]UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”…..[/quote]
Guest appearing on Jerry Springer in “That Fu*king midget stole my chocolate!”
“UFC lightheavyweight champiin Quinton Rampage Jackson is….Chucks Daddy!
…….not gettin’ any wilder!(gene that is)
[quote comment=”202283″][quote post=”3749″]”UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”[/quote]
…caught raping Willow.[/quote]
Nicely done sir
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…just now realizing that the crazy lady behind him thinks he is a giant Wonka Bar.
No Charlie did not fall into the chocolate river folks, thats UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Quinton Jackson
“UFC lightheavyweight champion Quinton Rampage Jackson is
A big man living in a small man’s world!
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is being held hostage for the rights of Randy Coutures contract.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” the new Willy Wonka, out with Wilder and Depp.
Quinton “Rampage” Jackson giving away his own jawbreakers!!
I’m more concerned with the “Biggie Smalls” look alike who is pictured next to him
[quote comment=”202287″]”UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
not afraid to Willy your Wonka to get a piece of that Oompa Loompa[/quote]
ROFL…funny one
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch liqueur. That’s 105% SLAM, baby.
is….dreaming some fucked up shit after getting KO’d by Wandy.
[quote comment=”202282″]”UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…currently slamming his way to the top of the industry with his new adult film: Big Willy Donka and the Chocolate Love Factory. It is expected to be released on DVD just in time for the holiday season.[/quote]
This is the best one so far
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is … distracted by Oompa Loompas as Charlie comes in from behind to bite off his head and steal the belt
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”suspect in a rape involving three oompa loompas at the chocolate factory.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is beginning filming on his new reality series alongside Gary Coleman and the offspring of the Blueman group and carrot top”
[quote post=”3749″]”UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
not afraid to Willy your Wonka to get a piece of that Oompa Loompa
ROFL…funny one [/quote]
No…. “This is the funniest one yet”
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is..
workin on a puppet show… however the guy in the back looks a little suprised at the placement of rampage’s hand
[quote comment=”202280″]….wondering how Liddell gets Willa Ford and he gets the Lollipop Guild.[/quote]
She’s married to Mike Modano.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…
Preparing for his new movie coming out…”Big Willy” The Tale of the Giant Chocolate Bar.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” finding out he really DOES have children all over.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is wondering if he can spread his chocolate in one of the Oompa’s butt piece.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
New Orleans gettin s*** faced with Dan Hendo, this is a cardboard cut out being raped by rabid creatures…
[quote comment=”202338″][quote comment=”202282″]”UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…currently slamming his way to the top of the industry with his new adult film: Big Willy Donka and the Chocolate Love Factory. It is expected to be released on DVD just in time for the holiday season.[/quote]
This is the best one so far[/quote]
Sorry add the word “IN” to the begining of the sentence
“Quinton “Rampage” Jackson makes an appearance with Sean Sherk, Joe Stevenson, Willow, and Wee Man at a costume party”
“I WANT AN UNDISPUTED LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION NOOOOW!-Veruca Salt”
Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-on
UFC Light Heavyweight Champion
Rampage Jackson is listening
To us Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-sing
Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-din
We all hope he’ll continue to win
Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-ite
He is Liddell’s kryptonite
What do you get when you swing wildly?
Without respect for the wolf’s howling
What do you expect when you play with fire?
Why do you want the Rampage’s ire?
I think Liddell parties too much
Look at that gut! I’ve seen none such
Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-deer
He smiles now cause he smells your fear
Rampage Jackson doom-pa-dee-daw
Run away Chuck or he’ll crack your jaw!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is
looking as if he hopes this photo isn’t made public…
UFC light heavywieght champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…..
Definetly not afraid of midgets.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is “..
Now training with some Bad Mother F*ckers according to Mr. White.
“Yo man I’m telling you I just saw Rampage Jackson and some umpa lumpas - this is some good shit” - guy on the left.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
owning the factory that is the UFC and whooping all the Oompa Loompa’s inside!
CHECK IT OUT!!!!
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…
preparing for his hit record “Bad Boy For Life” featuring the count, Biggie Smalls, and the Oompa Coast Crew!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…the disgruntled coach on the next season of TUF.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “rampage” Jackson is amazed how much that dude looks like him.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
“UFC light heavyweight champion
Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is Humpin’a dwarf
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…horrible at planning his after-parties.
[quote comment=”202287″]”UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
not afraid to Willy your Wonka to get a piece of that Oompa Loompa[/quote]
LMFAO! This one made me spit out my soda.
under arrest for serving alcohol to midgets
Quentin ‘Rampage’ Jackson is
‘drunk’
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” not working at the chocolate factory anymore, He owns it. aaawwooooooooo
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is
In New Orleans gettin s*** faced with Dan Hendo, this is a cardboard cut out being raped by rabid creatures…
Rampage Jackson is…
… caught freelancing in a new Michael Jackson video.
… caught clubbing with his homies.
… posing with children from chernobyl, this is his first shoot at assisting a non-profit organization.
… selecting the hottest toy on the market for his kids at christmas time, move over tickle me elmo.
… a bouncer for a nightclub and is attempting to extract an underage drinker from the bar.
… squeezing the living hell out of a fun loving umpa lumpa.
… is hopefully not “whooping some a$$”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is wondering why Liddell gets Entourage, Randy gets to work with The Rock, and he gets stucks taking pics with drunk, cross dressing, green painted midgets?
I kinda like the carotene one…
…planning to truly test his skill against the best of Wonka’s Octagon warriors, four at a time.
[quote post=”3749″]”UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”[/quote]
…using the Oompa Loompas to shield himself from the white Mike Tyson behind him who is trying to bite his ear off.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…chillin with Shonie.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is…”
high as a motherfucka!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
… trying to remember the woman he hooked up with to produce these, his 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th illegitimate children.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Wonka’s Street Soldier.
“Putting the Chocolate back in the factory”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is so drunk he sees pink midgets with green hair”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
“having deja vu after the last time Wanderlei knocked him out”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” Not drunk… just REAL tipsy…
is grossly humping the oompa while the midget is singing hallelujah
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… Delighted to meet some of the WEC’s biggest stars!
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… giving out chocolate love!
[quote comment=”202366″][quote comment=”202338″][quote comment=”202282″]”UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
…currently slamming his way to the top of the industry with his new adult film: Big Willy Donka and the Chocolate Love Factory. It is expected to be released on DVD just in time for the holiday season.[/quote]
This is the best one so far[/quote]
Sorry add the word “IN” to the begining of the sentence[/quote]
i agree… i thought mine was perdy good but this one is the best!!
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” is seriously concerned that the white man over his right shoulder, who appears to be an cannibal, may very well think that ALL 6 of them are made out of chocolate and will be eaten Hannibal Lector style.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… unimpressed with the latest Pride signings.
[quote comment=”202272″]”UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is
wondering which is more screwed up this picture or the fact he has to fight the winner of Evans vs Bisping[/quote]
lol…nice
[quote comment=”202405″]”UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
Wonka’s Street Soldier.[/quote]
good one
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” is smelling just as bad as Matt Lindland and the Chocolate Factory according to his homie’s facical expression.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is… Enjoying a night out with Matt Hughes’ new training camp…
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …” is very worried about what the ‘PhotoShopped’ version of this picture will look like, epsecially considering that 3 of the 4 freaks have thier mouths wide open as if they are expecting something from him.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage”jackson is thanking all the little people that helped him become champion.
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is spending time with his children”
[quote comment=”202262″]UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is getting ready to fight “The Hermes Franca Gang”[/quote]
“wondering how his hommie got taken from behind”
“UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson is …”
thinking he isn’t quite drunk enough for this.
UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson has never been more proud of his alcoholic quadruplets. Inside sources say that the quads are seeking help.