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Quoteworthy:
“You’ve seen my signature lethal elbow move and now I need YOU to name it…. Whoever I think comes up with the best name wins a prize pack, a personal thank you video, plus you get bragging rights.”
Too bad it’s too late for a contest to replace the “KenFlo” nickname.
October 3rd, 2007
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How about:
The I’m not good enough to really fight you so I will just try to cut you with my bony, unmuscular elbow!
The Flo-bo.
Should be interesting to see how many people spit out silly names like “The Axe” or “Blade” or something along those lines.
Or Flo-blow
I’m partial to wig-splitter. I love hearing that.
How about “illegal?” You see those strikes he aimed at Din?
How about:
The Flo-Down
How bout the “ouch, you split my head open” elbow
How about “The Cheap W”?
Killbow
Flo-flex(spoof of bow flex)
BOOM HEADSHOT!
Face-Breaker
flo-bo is catchy…will be too many corny names come from this….his nick name is no good so this has to be along same lines….
hmm, how about: It slices it dices, the Ginsu Elbow.
I loved Flo-Blow haha
how about the cock strike?
or maybe….
the bone2dadome?
the kenbo by kenflo?
or scar maker
master shredder?
or my favorite…
the boo-ya-ka-shan!!!
The “Slice & Dice”
the “Boston Basher”
I was gonna say Flo’bows as well.
The hellbow
[quote comment=”164779″]
BOOM HEADSHOT![/quote]
HAHA - CSS!!
You mean his “Signature Lethal El-flo-w”. Get it?! haahah
[quote post=”3497″]How about:
The I’m not good enough to really fight you so I will just try to cut you with my bony, unmuscular elbow! [/quote]
how about you dont know what your talking about, hes one of the best fighters in the world and has never put on a boring fight. stop hating.
wig splitter is f**king hilarious
Damn,I wanted hellbo.
The scalpel.
The Brain-airator.
Flobow
The elbow of furry!
Furry not fury!
Kenbo Slice!
The Head-Flow.
TKBLOW
I hate his nick name so much! His nick name makes me hate him sooooo much!
I was so pissed when Din blew his knee, and clearly couldn’t fight back.
kenbo slice is a keeper as well!
I really like: “I finish my fights, other than when I fight someone good BOW”
[quote comment=”164825″]Kenbo Slice![/quote]
ROTF!!!!!!!!!!
That has to be the winner.
Flobow is the only answer.
how about “unbelievable narcissism”?
Whats it look like?
What is this the WWE? People want to start naming their “signature moves”. Whatever, I do like FloBlow. Nothing beats the Swickatine!
i got it i got it…..
THE
AUNT FLO ELBOW!!!
cuz once it starts it just starts pouring……then you’re just no good for at least a week!!!!
” The Ken-Opener “
[quote comment=”164850″]What is this the WWE? People want to start naming their “signature moves”. [/quote]
Exactly what I was thinking. Will Brock bring his F5 with him?
kenny needs to just shut up with all his stupid sayings, lol ken-flo, hmm yea thats a great name, i finish fights he says, hmm yea most try to do that, and now name his elbow?? come on how efing retarded are u haha
How about the show-bone…cuz bone shows after he uses it.
[quote post=”3497″]” The Ken-Opener ” [/quote]
That is perfect. But maybe the should call his mouth that. It is always opening up. It’s good thing he can back it up
What is this the WWE? People want to start naming their “signature moves”. Whatever, I do like FloBlow. Nothing beats the Swickatine!
No no no … I got it “The People’s Elbow” if you smellll what the ROCK is cookin!!
[quote comment=”164763″]How about:
The I’m not good enough to really fight you so I will just try to cut you with my bony, unmuscular elbow![/quote]
or what about “the slicing chicken-wing”, with those bony arms it looks like a chicken wing slicing your head
CALL IT THE — FLUKE BOW Or The Lucky Cutter.. anyone can cut someone with an elbow.
DAVID LOISEAU’s ELBOWS ARE MORE WELL KNOWN.
[quote comment=”164861″]kenny needs to just shut up with all his stupid sayings, lol ken-flo, hmm yea thats a great name, i finish fights he says, hmm yea most try to do that, and now name his elbow?? come on how efing retarded are u haha[/quote]
EXACTLY ..
THIS IS MMA not WWF WRESTLING. .. the last thing we need is signature moves
speaking of kenbo slice…..i heard that kimbo slice is fighting tank abbot this weekend or some ish….maybe real late ont hat news lol
Bone Saw
lol
How about the Nose Job?
Flo Job
The Pocket Protector
Flo Bo is def. the best one.
the flo-bo/even flo/samuria strike/fight flo/fight ending flo
The ” I may cut you with my bony ass elbow, but I will never beat a true contender or hold a UFC title”-bow. The guy sucks. He hasn’t beat a true contender. Din Thomas isnt exactly the cream of the crop.
Kenney florian sucks, It looks just like an elbow to me. he needs to shut up. or i will eat him.
[quote comment=”164905″]Flo Job[/quote]
Nice one Greg
THE TOMAHAWK ( WHAT INDIANS USED TO SCALP PEOPLE)
The “ICE FLO”
How about “elbow” because that is what it is….Yeah your a skilled fighter and better than most, but you have no title and if it wasnt for Din hurting his knee on his own, you were probably wouldnt of won. “you better pray its not Kenny Florian!” Give me a break,I cant wait for Sanchez to drop down and smash this kid. If anyone has the best elbows it “The Crow”.
[quote comment=”164765″]The Flo-bo.[/quote]
[quote comment=”164763″]How about:
The I’m not good enough to really fight you so I will just try to cut you with my bony, unmuscular elbow![/quote]
haha good one..but i think they should be called:
“BLADES OF FLORI”
The Meat Slicer
mellon cutter, el-flo-bow, skin hatchet, gash maker, skin incision but i guess i like “bone saw” best.
This guy is such a TOOL…I mean I kinda like his fighting skills but his post interview last fight…now this nonsense. This guy was probably named most likely to be a huge PUTZ in his highschool year back. So…big deal he would kick my ass but he just tries way to hard to actually sound like a bad ass.
hahaha this is the funniest thread!
what about blue steel-bo!!
WHOA . . . CHECK OUT UFC.COM ON THE SCHEDULE/EVENTS PAGE. IT HAS BISPING FIGHTING EVANS FOR UFC 78? IS THAT CORRECT??
He should call it.
“THE ATHLETE”
oh wait, sorry I thought we were doing worst nicknames in the History of MMA.
Back to the Elbows.
I still think KenBo Slice is the best, because watch the Leben/Florian TUF fight, The Bow sliced Leben’s eyebrown wide open.
[quote comment=”164848″]how about “unbelievable narcissism”?[/quote]
Hilarious!
1. The Special K
2. The K-F-Cya.. and then he could dance around the octogon and flap those chicken arms.
Just call the damn thing Flo-Nase, the Nose opener !!!!
i think it should be called the Flo-Job or K-Flo… the Flo-Job would be sick tho
[quote comment=”164765″]The Flo-bo.[/quote]
HAHAHAHAHA!! That’s exactly what I was gonna post. I’m sure alot of peeps thought the same.
how about…… “sling-blade” or “can-opener”..?
What about
“The nut sack to butt crack death rack”
This guy is such a dick Zoolander would snap him.
Right Elbow - Slice
Left Elbow - Dice
Slice n Dice
The Flo Ko Kock or the Mirko Flo cock. Thats funny!
The CAN OPENER
The “KENNY G I SUCK”
ACTUALLY I HAVE A BETTER ONE. How about…”The Elbow”. Kenny your not the only one that has elbows and throws them. Theres no nickname for your elbows. Everyone throws the exact same elbow…theirs just isnt as bony. Now if you do a flip , cartwheel to a backhandspring backflip and land with your elbow on his face then you can name your signature elbow move.
[quote comment=”165229″]how about…… “sling-blade” or “can-opener”..?[/quote]
Some folks call it a kaiser blade, mmm hmm.
The ‘KenFlo Elbow’
the hatchet
the machete
bow-dozer
el-bowzooka
elbone
hellbone
that’s all for now
Razoflow
[quote comment=”165643″]the hatchet
the machete
bow-dozer
el-bowzooka
elbone
hellbone
that’s all for now[/quote]
I like the bow-dozer and the el-bowzooka!!
[quote comment=”165669″][quote comment=”165643″]the hatchet
the machete
bow-dozer
el-bowzooka
elbone
hellbone
that’s all for now[/quote]
I like the bow-dozer and the el-bowzooka!![/quote]
Thanks, I love the caption/make up something witty contests.
“The Ken-Flo Elbow”
With his new kick on finishing fights…
How bout the
“Finishing el-FLO”
but i’ll still call it the “KenFlo Bow” no matter what he calls it.
Man this guy IS Zoolander, holy vain LOL what a goof.
how bout instant surgery
I think a rework of the kenflo nick is in order.
Only a real MAN like him can be as confident in his skills like him. So how about instead of kenflo, the….
MEN-stro-flo
what a rod…
How about a new nickname for kenflo to go with his nickname for his elbow move.
He’s got a cool manly walk, that flows…
so..
Men-stroll-flow
I doesnt matter, people are gonna know it by what Joe Rogan calls it anyways, so its kinda up to joe.
[quote comment=”164769″]I’m partial to wig-splitter. I love hearing that.[/quote]
Brad…Is that you?
“The Ben Stiller Killer”
how about the “dolorian”, dolor means pain in spanish and it sounds like the back to the future car “delorean” which means the elbow is lightning fast.
how about the “dolorian”, dolor means pain in spanish, and it sounds like the back to the future car “delorean” which means the elbow is lightning fast. not to mention his last name is florian
Mr. Florian, I’m gonna get on my knees like this. I came up with two great nicknames for your signature elbow (Flo-bo,Flo-blow). I deserve the f***in prize pack. I worked so hard to get to this point. Please gimme the prize pack. GIVE IT TO ME!!!!
How about the “Ken-Flo Hell-Bow” … one hit, eternal damnation
Hellblow: His signature hit.
Hellblows: His signature hits.
Commonly used formats signifying devestating effects from Ken Florian elbow strikes.
I think these words are already attributed to Ken in the latest revision of the Thorndike Barnhart Advanced Dictionary. Live on UFC!
How about the KENBOW
how about the blast elbow
[quote comment=”164882″][quote comment=”164763″]How about:
The I’m not good enough to really fight you so I will just try to cut you with my bony, unmuscular elbow![/quote]
or what about “the slicing chicken-wing”, with those bony arms it looks like a chicken wing slicing your head[/quote]
That is fucking hilarious!
[quote comment=”165477″]ACTUALLY I HAVE A BETTER ONE. How about…”The Elbow”. Kenny your not the only one that has elbows and throws them. Theres no nickname for your elbows. Everyone throws the exact same elbow…theirs just isnt as bony. Now if you do a flip , cartwheel to a backhandspring backflip and land with your elbow on his face then you can name your signature elbow move.[/quote]
Thank you for saying that. It’s ridiculous, albeit good self-promotion, to say your signature move is something EVERYONE else does! Besides, some do it better. David Loiseau?
[quote comment=”164979″]The “ICE FLO”[/quote]
I think this is a cool name, what about the ICE BLO! You should win
[quote comment=”169188″][quote comment=”164882″][quote comment=”164763″]How about:
The I’m not good enough to really fight you so I will just try to cut you with my bony, unmuscular elbow![/quote]
or what about “the slicing chicken-wing”, with those bony arms it looks like a chicken wing slicing your head[/quote]
That is fucking hilarious![/quote]
lol lmao this guy is fucking funny.please more post from this guy!