Comments on: ‘Life is sweet for UFC light heavyweight contender Tito Ortiz’

By: Mamas Boy

Mamas Boy — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 11:09:21 +0000

Wasn’t Jenna married at one point? Sure gimme a cut of that 30 million…

By: I_did_a_mistake

I_did_a_mistake — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 17:36:57 +0000

tito looks like quagmire from family guy

By: IceMuncher

IceMuncher — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 06:49:35 +0000

[quote comment="112794"]I have a weird mentality about where a girl’s been. Honestly I would be to disgusted to hook up with Jenna. Not saying I wouldn’t snap one off watching someone else break her in half on a lonely night. haha. She is a good looking girl, Tito is the man for pulling her, maybe he likes the fact that she is well traveled.[/quote]

“You know how you go into a public rest room and the integrity of every stall has been compromised, so you have to pick the least disgusting one?

That is how I feel about dating”

To keep the metaphor going, Jenna is an old, pearl-inlaid toilet with no stall walls, located in the center of a popular public park. It’s also covered with the jizz of a thousand sleazy men.

But yeah, the toilet used to look nice back when it was pristine, and back then I would love to have one like it at my house. But I ain’t going anywhere near it today.

By: JRizzle

JRizzle — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 20:48:21 +0000

Kevin “My real name should be” Kelly

By: JRizzle

JRizzle — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 20:46:42 +0000

[quote comment="112795"]Your right J Rizzle I should question my own sexuality. Then again I dont go around calling myself J Rizzle either. Malibu’s Most Wanted (B Rad) maybe ? What a laugh….[/quote]

Face it man, you’re an idiot.

By: paddy

paddy — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 20:08:19 +0000

Well tito got a look on his face that just says ‘i’m as proud as punch that i’m playing hide the sausage with this fine-ass hottie and couple that with my bad-ass fighting background and you got you a stud to be reckoned with’
Well bless his modesty y’all.

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:54:26 +0000

No, instead you call yourself Kevin “cuts” Kelly and tell everyone how you are as ripped as Sean Sherk from drinking water and eating celery and carrots, and that you could take BJ Penn and Shogun in a fight. I look through posts for where you comment simply for the shock factor, see what outrageous statement you are going to make next.

Coming Soon: Kevin “CUTS” Kelly chokes out Jesus.

By: Kevin Kelly

Kevin Kelly — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:46:56 +0000

Your right J Rizzle I should question my own sexuality. Then again I dont go around calling myself J Rizzle either. Malibu’s Most Wanted (B Rad) maybe ? What a laugh….

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:46:14 +0000

I have a weird mentality about where a girl’s been. Honestly I would be to disgusted to hook up with Jenna. Not saying I wouldn’t snap one off watching someone else break her in half on a lonely night. haha. She is a good looking girl, Tito is the man for pulling her, maybe he likes the fact that she is well traveled.

By: Sir Chokemout

Sir Chokemout — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:35:12 +0000

Looks like they’re both sucking in their guts pretty good.