Dana is looking at Chuck and thinking:
“Lose this, and I will eat your soul”
Congratulations MMA Dude.
In our first ever caption contest, MMA Dude came out swinging for the fences. And with a total of 144 entries, it wasn’t easy coming up with a winner.
If we had a prize for most obscure reference, that honor would most certainly go to MWA for his throwback to the 1980’s My Buddy doll that came complete with advertising jingle.
Truth be told, I did have Sirchokemout in the top five for his line about Arby’s, but since I love the market fresh sandwich and the closest Arby’s is 40 miles south, I had to disqualify him for screwing with my appetite.
What I did find surprising (and a little disturbing) was the number of puns that referred to gay sex.
I know it’s 2007 and all, but for purposes of this contest I’m going with a “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy for all submissions.
Second place goes to Russ for “Sweep the leg.” Not just for quoting screen legend Martin Kove, but for fleshing out the motive Johnny had for sweeping it in the first place: Both he and Kreese knew that Daniel was the better fighter.
Honorable mention goes to SGT Cmin for the tried-and-true “Do you want to be a F&^*ing fighter?” and Kenny the Swede for “Look Chuck! I’ve got a lion on my head! HAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAAA!”
Enjoy your prizes gentlemen. As for the rest of the gang, your submissions were both enjoyable and greatly appreciated.
I expect you all to return for next month’s caption contest. I hear first prize is a signed glossy of Tim Sylvia. Only $40 shipping and handling.
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Yes I must say that this was fun, Number 1 was the best choice so a very good choice!
I still think teh one where Dana was thinking about the “LOST” episode last night was the best, but oh well, that was MMA dude also.
I guess it helps if the Judge’s have seen LOST and unfortunately I don’t watch it so the reference was LOST on me. LOST, get it? Blech, I’ll leave the one-liners to MMA Dude.
haha whatever dude.
“Chuck, do you wanna be a f*cken fighter?”
congrats mmadude, the LOST one was the funniest to me
to watch the liddell fight last night go to http://www.Buzzhumor.com and be sure to type UFC in the search bar.
enjoy
-irishbeast2007
Come on, “do you want to be a f#$@!# fighter” was tried and true a year ago. Now its just old and busted.
Hey UFCmania when are you goin to change the fighters rankings.
Good job Dude.
Too bad the guy wont know he won til Tuesday. He doesnt have internet at home.
[quote comment=”66862″]Hey UFCmania when are you goin to change the fighters rankings.[/quote]
Rankings will be up on Tuesday.
MMA Dude and all the other winners mentioned above shoot me an email at fan@ufcmania.com.
MMA Dude wins a signed Randy Couture/Diego Sanchez UFCmania.com t-shirt. And all the others get unsigned UFCmania tees.
Let me know the sizes, too, in your emails.
Congrats gents. And for the record, I’m sending one to C-War for his submission:
I’m worried Chuck…..I’m worried about……………..us….
Don’t know why but that gave me a laugh.
This was a lot of fun I hope we get to see more of these.
Congrats MMA Dude and thanks Mania for putting this together.
And howabout last night……whoa……..MMA is coming folks get ready.
Thanks for making me a last minute winner bud! Sweetness! That was kind of fun, and yes there was a lot of gay sex lines, not sure why….
This was fun! It was hilarious to read some of these. Congrats to the Dude
[quote comment=”66919″]MMA Dude and all the other winners mentioned above shoot me an email at fan@ufcmania.com.
MMA Dude wins a signed Randy Couture/Diego Sanchez UFCmania.com t-shirt. And all the others get unsigned UFCmania tees.
Let me know the sizes, too, in your emails.
Congrats gents. And for the record, I’m sending one to C-War for his submission:
I’m worried Chuck…..I’m worried about……………..us….
Don’t know why but that gave me a laugh.[/quote]
Thanks for making me a last minute winner! You rock bro!
what do I win for 2nd???
2nd is the 1st loser, u dont get anything
Question, why did the thread cut off at 142 posts, or so. I never even got a chance…boohoo.
[quote comment=”67082″]what do I win for 2nd???[/quote]
pretty sure you get a ufcmania tee shirt
[quote comment=”67113″]2nd is the 1st loser, u dont get anything[/quote]
i guess all guys from long island are the same, cocky pricks
[quote comment=”66807″]congrats mmadude, the LOST one was the funniest to me[/quote]
hahaha read my post like two up from yours fool. Said the SAME thing.
Seriously, send MMA dude an email. He only has internet at work, and may not scroll down to the bottom of the front page and even see this anymore.
[quote comment=”67884″]Seriously, send MMA dude an email. He only has internet at work, and may not scroll down to the bottom of the front page and even see this anymore.[/quote]
Haha well its tuesday and im hear…thanks, i didnt realize there was going to be prizes…thats awesome though…thank you guys
I won and all of you know it..
[quote comment=”67902″][quote comment=”67884″]Seriously, send MMA dude an email. He only has internet at work, and may not scroll down to the bottom of the front page and even see this anymore.[/quote]
Haha well its tuesday and im hear…thanks, i didnt realize there was going to be prizes…thats awesome though…thank you guys[/quote]
Ah man, no one told you. You had to claim it by Sun or else you lose it. I’ll talk to Mania and see if he cant get one of those signed Tim Sylvia glossies.
HAHA SHIIIIT