“Don’t screw it up this time”

I cant fuuucking wait for the stare down. It’s gonna rival Wandy/Crocop I or Rampage/Wandy II.

“I protected you as long as I could, time for a change Chuck”

$$$$$$ Ca-ching.Or “Wow he looks great he’s lost his gut,oh no i’ve got a bigger man-crush on Liddell then Goldberg does on Rogan!”

“If you lose this, I will eat your soul.”

or

“Could I drop him with one punch? Getting laid by beautiful women still hasn’t satified my anger of getting in shape to box Tito….Gas is getting ridiculous, just yesterday iI filled up my Ferrari for 75 bucks….does he still think that moehawk is in style?…Im hungry.”

..I hope you don’t make another mistake and end up in a whooop asssing..

i can’t believe i was able to create so much hype about these 2 fighting

MMA DUDE..That some funny shit bro…I think he was thinking about gas prices….I’m a huge Chuck fan, but I know he got wooped last fight but he looks pretty good in this pic…Not sounding gay but he looks a bit sculpted…..Cheers everyone have a safe and fun Memorial Weekend!!

This mother fucker is making my ass richhhhh!!!!!!! I dont ever think Ive seen a guy this unstopable Chuck via KO is a definite and makes me look like a marketing genius.

Chuck you are getting your cute ass whoop as last time, good luck

“Don’t drink NyQuil tomorrow night”

“Bet you will win now that i dont have pride commentators around me taking the p*ss”

“He f**ked Rachelle Leah Chuck…..Rachelle Leah!…You saw the smarmy footage on All Acess….Even I haven’t done this, and im Dana ‘UFC’ White…Get him Chuck….Charge!”

How DOES he get his mowhawk like that?

“compose your self Chuck, don’t party like a rock star for a couple of days”

“I want to pund your girl friend….wait a minute..maybe Tito’s girl…yeah she is real dirty…hmmmm Oh yeah fight tomorrow night”

“Should I f*%kin’ tell Chuck? If he f*%kin’ finds out later, and I didn’t f*%kin’ tell him, he will f*%kin’ kick the f*%kin’ sh%t out of me. F*%kin’ Rampage and McCarthy are on already on f*%kin’ board and understand that f*%kin’ forcing a 3rd f*%kin’ fight will make us ALL f*%kin’ huge f*%kin’ money…but does Chuck really need to f*%kin’ know? … hmmm…decisions, decisions”

This post is for entertainment purposes only. Do not flame me that I think the fight is fixed, although I do think McCarthy will be taking good care of Chuck.

God I love that man!

Folks, mark this day down in your calendars, UFCmania actually likes one of my ideas. Now I’m afraid to go outside, I may get hit by lightning.

My golden boy might get got

“boxers or briefs?”

*Dana* God, I L-O-V-E your cock…
*Rampage* He must have a big jock strap..
*Chuck* They dont know how hard it is to have this belly hiding such a ravishing manginea…

” Don’t F@!King blow this F%@King fight Chuck. I can f&*King make millions of F@*King dollars off you and Shogun if you f@#king pull this off.

“Win or lose Chuck … I’m still a millionaire”

“Why is Chuck wearing a t-shirt? I specifically told him to wear a suit, too!”

“Look Chuck! I’ve got a lion on my head! HAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAAA!”

[quote comment=”64681″]”If you lose this, I will eat your soul.”

or

“Could I drop him with one punch? Getting laid by beautiful women still hasn’t satified my anger of getting in shape to box Tito….Gas is getting ridiculous, just yesterday iI filled up my Ferrari for 75 bucks….does he still think that moehawk is in style?…Im hungry.”[/quote]

Your funny dude

“Should I bet on the underdog?”

“F#@k! I can’t say ‘f@#k’ today because I’m gonna be on ES-f#@kin’-PN. F#@k!”

If you don’t take him out this time I’m hiring professionals…Wait a minute… I own pride, I’m sure I have some nijas hidden somewhere. Thats it, I’ll unleash the ninja’s.

or

Knock him out or I will shock and awe you with F-Bombs!!!

[quote comment=”64725″]”Look Chuck! I’ve got a lion on my head! HAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAAA!”[/quote]

haha this is a good one…no body make a fuckin move, ive got a pissed off lion on my head

“Did I leave the f@*$ing iron on this morning?”

“Man these guys are goin to save my ass for the shitty season of TUF, fukin knuckle heads.”

“Hold on…Which one of you two just farted?”

“After all that training to fight Tito, I could kick your ass Chuck…Word….Mother Funker”

I swear to god chuck if you fuck me over on this I’m sending you the WEC.

“If he looses, I can still make a ton of coin selling fans a fight between Chuck and Wanderlei.”

“How DOES he get that mohawk so perfect?” I think Dana wants to make sweet man love to Chuck.

I’m worried Chuck…..I’m worried about……………..us….

“No more upsets Chuck….Kick this dudes Ass”

I cant help it Chuck , Im still addicted to crack

“In the land of the giants, the short bald guy with dark eyebrows IS KING.”

“Chuck, did you see me with my shirt off at the end of Bad Blood: White vs. Ortiz”

How much more money could i make if you changed your last name to “Norris”!!

“Chuck and Rampage,standing in a ring…K-I-C-K-I-N-G…then comes punching…then comes wrestling…then comes money for the Dana baby….wait….did I just call myself Dana baby?”

“You lose this, and I’ll make you go one Dancing with the Stars”

“Don’t fuck this up”

“i wish i could get a haircut like that”

At least this time I won’t be trying to do commentary if you get another ass-whooping

Both Chuck and Rampage are awsome….But what happens if Chuck is beaten by Rampage?..What do you think he’ll do? Will he get an automatic re-match with Rampage? Or will Chuck move up in weight and smash everyone in the HW division? Chuck is my fav! i think it’s time we have a new Champ though, or not! I say it will go the distance and Rampage by decision…u heard it here first baby!….

“So let me get this straight….theyre off the island now, and Jack has turned into a druggy and wants to go back???”

“The last thing I need is my poster child getting beatdown by Wanderlei’s whipping boy.If Chuck does manage to win, Shogun is gonna retire him!What the hell am I gonna do?”

“Dana Liddell…hmmmm…Chuck White….ummmm…Mr. and Mrs. Dana White-Liddell…oh that will look much better on the invitations.”

“I wonder if Chuck could find a jock strap large enough in Japan? Oh wait a minute, Rampage is the one with a big dick.”

“What does that F@#$ing tatoo say”

“…how f@#-ing awesome it would be to have a threesome with Liddell and Bisping.”

“I am sure glad that you didn’t ask for a boxing match in your contract.”

Iceman “I have to fight another Gorilla”
Or
Rampage “Hope I look good in that Mohawk”
or
Dana “I’m in the money, I’m in the money”

Later
Chris Valentine

“What the f*ck do those Chinese letters stand for?”

“Who has the bigger head?”

“Please don’t be angry my love, there was no one else to book you against…”

“…i can’t believe i’m giving you this shot after you stood me up at the Olive Garden”

Dana- “haha, all these people, getting a shitty card I love this!”

“Ahhhh to bad there’s so many people around i want to kiss him so bad,no i can wait for tonight.Oh screw it here i come.”

Chuck,why cant you look at me like that???

“Sweep The Leg”

“I wish I could grow a mohawk!”

Personally I believe he’s thinking, “Alright you s.o.b., if your right and can knock this big fu@ker out, I will find a way to get you in the cage with Fedor. If not we did just sign Showgun so either way I’m rich!!!”

I gave you rampage in the octagon, this is your kingdom, show him that you are the champ.
I’m still getting more money than any of you HA HA!

Where should I buy my next house…..and give you guys that shitty tapout pick up truck.

Sho me da money!

Pist.. Chucky…. listen to me. No Nyquil, or liquer until after the fight
Pist.. Rampage…. Am I really Dana “It’s Good to Be” White?

Why don’t we make a wager? Loser has to watch American Idol…

“Little does he know, that this time “dramas” punk’ing him”

Please dont’t f this up for me Chuck, I just bought a new Ferrari…..

“Well Chuck will always have his “acting” career to fall back on”

“Damn Chuck missed a spot, I’ll have to give him the number to my barber”

“Dont let the down the faded shirt brotherhood”

“Well I put him on All Access and got Desert Dog to pick him to win, I did all I could do to help you Chuck”
No offense desert dog, just funning.

“If you shaved that mohawk we could look like brothers!! Just think of the possibilities. hmmm Iceman and…umm…I could be Snow White!”

or

“hey remember that time when you were on that morning talk show and you were drunk as hell? HA! I can’t believe we got away with that!…man i could use a beer right now.”

or

“Does Chuck know his fly’s open? Don’t look down Dana…just stare at his face…at the face…goood….goood…”

“I hope you fuck rampage like you fucked me last nite!” or “I hope you win because rampage looks like he gives crap head!”

sorry if these are the same as anyones but i couldnt b assed to read all the posts.

“Please,please,please knock his f%*king ass out Chuck…..I swear to f*@king God I’ll give you anything you f*&king want!!”

“Tommy Gunn vs. Chuck Liddell….? Gunn vs. Liddell…..? ‘The Duke’ vs. ‘The Iceman’…..?”

…i would never box with this guy, but damnit i want tito!

[quote comment=”64768″]”So let me get this straight….theyre off the island now, and Jack has turned into a druggy and wants to go back???”[/quote]

hahaha, we have a winner!

…damn i hate tito ortiz, fuck it i’m making him fight chuck again!

Dana ” Boy Golly, I sure I happy that I won’t be announcing this fight. Because when I was announcing their first fight in 2003 I was crying worse than Chuck when he was getting ground and pounded. Rampage, please don’t kill my only marketable champion other than Mr 50 years old”

- not my thoughts/opinions. These are the thoughts of Dana White.

…do i smell nyquil on your breath?

What the f* was I thinking agreeing to the moronic Bad Blood idea?

…push him chuck so espnnews will air the weigh ins more often…

[quote comment=”64729″]”F#@k! I can’t say ‘f@#k’ today because I’m gonna be on ES-f#@kin’-PN. F#@k!”[/quote]
I like this one. He can’t stop F bombing for even a second.

What the F#uck are you guys talking about/ All i know i cant wait till tomorrow! Oh my i think i just shited in my underwear! Go Chuck. Rue. La liaison a un grand dick.

“rampage was right, his mohawk is sexy”

Do you want to be a F*@KING FIGHTER?!?!?!? Do you want to be a F*@KING FIGHTER?!?!?!?Do you want to be a F*@KING FIGHTER?!?!?!?Do you want to be a F*@KING FIGHTER?!?!?!?Do you want to be a F*@KING FIGHTER?!?!?!?Do you want to be a F*@KING FIGHTER?!?!?!?Do you want to be a F*@KING FIGHTER?!?!?!?Do you want to be a F*@KING FIGHTER?!?!?!?

“I wonder how much it would cost to buy his Mohawk”

What is that hanging out of his nose? Is that bugger? That’s F@$%in gross.

Man I have to poop…What is that hanging out of Chuck’s nose?

GIT-R-DONE!!

“hmmm… i wonder… maybe i would look tougher with a mohawk like that?”

Even if you get past Rampage i can make bank off of Shogun whooping your ass.

Just watching these two stare each other down gives me a f@&%*!# hard on

“dont smile… you’ll ruin the picture. DON’T f@#$ing smile!”

“hmmm. maybe… i think i might look tougher with a mohawk? Then Tito would never trash talk me!”

You know he’s coming to whoop dat ass right?

“If this doesn’t workout, there’s always boxing”

I love it when you talk dirty you big sexy mohawk wearing piece of meat

“you better not f*cking beat another one of my hyped pride fighters”

[quote comment=”64942″]Just watching these two stare each other down gives me a f@&%*!# hard on[/quote]

You are Gay.

[quote comment=”64929″]Man I have to poop…What is that hanging out of Chuck’s nose?[/quote]

What are u talking about that;s his mustache! n yes u do what u do!

Hey, double or nothing. You win or you owe me 200,000 dollars.

Chuck really going to fuck this guy up and were running out of oppenents for him!

“Damn chuck, I wonder what you would look like with a full head of hair”

“I’m thinking Arby’s.”

“hmmm…I wonder if he knows his light blue shirt has become extremely dark blue under his arms..that better not be fear..mmmaaan Chucky what the hell is wrong with you I said dress business professional not white trash reject casual, DAMN IT…

My god. Jackson was right, that Mohican is magnificent !!!

[quote post=”2212″]What the F#uck are you guys talking about/ All i know i cant wait till tomorrow! Oh my i think i just shited in my underwear! Go Chuck. Rue. La liaison a un grand dick. [/quote]

HUH?????

“my buddy,
my buddy,
wherever I go….you’re gonna go.

my buddy,
my buddy,
my buddy and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.”

I am so hard right now

If Chuck knocks out Rampage…I will have his baby

Don’t worry old friend. When this is all over, I’ll feed you Ortiz again. Won’t that make you feel all better?

“Win or Lose Chuck, I WILL make you my Tito tonight…..”

“Hmm, I wonder what clever name I should call the rubbermatch? Chuck vs Rampage 3: The last…. mohawk?”

*DANA* …. “Do you think he knows he’s about to get “punked” again?”

*CHUCK* ….”I hope I don’t get “punked” again.

*RAMPAGE* ….”This guy is defenitly getting “punked” again.”

“How can he look so serious when he’s not wearing any pants…?”