UFC ring announcer Bruce Buffer is on the market.
And, the chicks over at MMAWoman.com are putting out a booty call on his behalf.
Yep, one lucky gal has the opportunity to wine and dine the “Voice of the Octagon” himself.
Here’s the pitch:
“Win a Date with the Cool, Sexy, Handsome, ‘Voice of the Octagon,’ Bruce Buffer…. Contest Ends 5/1/2007. Dont delay. This will be one fun, incredibly exciting date.”
Here’s to hoping this trainwreck is captured on videotape.
March 21st, 2007
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I’ve always laughed at what it would be like to be around Bruce when he’s not working. Imagine him ordering food from a driveup window. ” IIIIII would LLLLLLikkkkkeeee a # ttttttwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooo
How about this: Ladies and gentlemen we arrrrrrrrrre live from the Wal Mart in Henderson, Nevada! In the frozen aisle, weighing in at four dollars and 99 cents, it is a delicious main event meal for the single man, PEPPERONIIIIII “RED BARON” PIIIIIIZZAAAAAA. And in the produce section, perfect for women and wimpy dudes, please welcome GREEEEEEEN “LITE RANCH ON THE SIDE” SALAAAAD!
Put him on a dating show, so he can put whipped cream in his foo foo drinks like Tim Sylvia.
So which one of our friend’s names from the MMA blogosphere will we submit for the competition? lol
WTF?
I wonder if he announces himself to bed(with or without a partner).
In this corner, the former great catch, BRUUUUCE “The Muff-” Buffer! This just sounds like a way for Bruce to get Poontang. LIke a rich guy needs anymore help with that, fuck off you mmawoman hos, get a life
Drop dead bruce buffer
Who wins the fight…..Bruce Buffer vs Mike Goldberg
My man Goldberg
Wanna say Bruce, you know how to do it!
The girls at MissMMA
http://www.missmma.com
AMMAA wishes the best contender to Mr. Buffer.
http://www.amateurmma.com
Bruce
So many women have asked us about your personal life and what it would be like to travel with a star like you. We hope we can shed some light on these topics very soon with you.
Missy
MMAWoman.com
Good luck Bruce.
you suck at poker mr.buffer haha