Former contestant from season three of The Ultimate Fighter (TUF) and two-time loser in the Octagon, Danny Abbadi, is recruiting pals and strangers alike to accompany him to SeaWorld in Orlando, Florida.
According to a recent MySpace bulletin, Abbadi will take you on a tour of the facility for free. However, admission and sodas are not included in the package.
And, you may have to cough up some cash for popcorn and parking.
I’m not kidding.
Here’s the snip:
SEA WORLD IS THE BEST WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I BOUGHT A YEAR PASS TO SEA WORLD AND HAVE ALREADY USED IT LIKE 5 TIMES IN 2 WEEKS, I LOVE THAT PLACE, VERY COOL PLACE TO CHILL WHEN YOUR BOARD, AWESOME TO SEE THE ANIMALS AND JUST TO JOKE AROUND, THE SHOWS ARE SWEET AS WELL, SHAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BABY WOOOOOOOO SHAKE AND BAKE, =)
IF YOU HAVENT GONE TO SEA WORLD LET ME KNOW IL GO WITH YOU, YOU BUY YOUR OWN WAY IN OVIOUSLY LOL =) BUT IL GO WITH YOU AND SHOW YOU AROUND FREE, WONT CHARGE YOU, OK YOU HAVE TO BUY ME LUNCH AND POPCORN BUT THATS IT, AND PARKING, AND ONE SODA, BUT BESIDES THAT IL MAKE SURE YOU ENJOY YOUR DAY AT SEA WORLD, LET ME KNOW =)SHAKE AND BAKE EVERYONE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO =)
AND FOR MY FRIENDS THAT WENT WITH ME TODAY TO SEA WORLD I HAD A BLAST, SHAMUUUUUUUUUUUUU ROCKS OK PEOPLE, AND DONT FUCK WITH THE ANIMALS THEY DO FIGHT BACK =)LATER
DANNY/SHAKE AND BAKE
I also heard a rumor that castmate Mike Stines — the sap heard whimpering while getting whooped on by Kalib Starnes — is also offering tandem pony rides at Medieval Times in East Rutherford, New Jersey. Admission is only $15 but you have to bring your own wench.
How sick is that?
So, if you ever wanted to chill with a “real” UFC fighter at a lame theme park don’t miss this once-in-a-life time chance.
Who knows if a rare — and I mean really, really rare — opportunity like this will ever present itself again.
I doubt it.
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Holy shit UFCmania, you posted this as news!!!! Lol. Good for a laugh. I live in Lake Mary, Fl, just up I-4 from Sea World. I might have to take DA up on this. Then I could push him in the tank and feed him to Shamu.
This is an awesomw article. I couldn’t stop laughing… You should throw in some of these comedic bit’s more often. Do you guys remeber after Danny got his ass kicked on the show he was all proud, an said now I’m a real UFC fighter… I personally think you need a win to qualify.
I was hoping people could see the sarcasm in it … I wouldn’t consider it news. Pathetic, really.
i personally find this admirable, you get to go to sea world, and after you pay to get in, the living legend danny abadi will show you around for FREE…there has to be some strings attached….to be in the presence of such a great fighter and sucha talented whale is awesome…if he keeps up with the funny sayings from Ricky Bobby, you can count me in for sure…
What’s with all the “WHOOO’s” this guy thinks he’s Ric Flair or something…just how I want to spend a trip to Florida, trudging through a sea of tourists and little kids while Danny rambles on about his entire life starting from DNA up until that afternoon…where do I sign up?
Well I have nothing to say I must have said
WTF to myself like 20 times while reading the article. this opens up a whole line of questions IMO!!
“I was hoping people could see the sarcasm in it … I wouldn’t consider it news. Pathetic, really.”
I was really rofling when I wrote my first post.
This poor guy almost makes me feel bad for him. I mean first all the lies during the show, then those pathetic showings in the cage, and now this. BUT, I will give him credit: I really do think his back was hurt, and he didnt pull a Kalib Starnes and feign a broken rib because he didnt wanna get his assed kicked.
*blink*
It’s a UFC Road trip! First stop, bear hunting with Tim Sylvia, then south to visit Shamu with Abbadi. Where to next?
OMFG, please go to Myspace and look up his dude’s page. He has a video of him being interviewed by Forrest. It is funnier than the Seaworld thing!
“I am an amazing striker!”
This guy is fucking pathetic.
S.K.
Where to next?
To Hillsboro, Indiana my brother for a Jay-sus revival under the tent with Matt Hughes.
To San Luis Obispo for beer and brats with Liddell and Leben
Of course, they’re both in training, otherwise it woulda been Tequila and Pizza.
Then off to Canada to take in a Hockey game with GSP…..
Isn’t that so sweet of him?
Will he be telling his tall tails like he did in Vegas too?
Dork.
this is my favorite part after every line =), haha what a goober
Bear hunting with Silva = check
Sea world with Abaddi = check
Pony rides with Stines = check
I’ve got my holiday planned out.
Seriously though, I don’t see anything wrong this, its an extra way to earn some cash, why not go for it? Should they always be fighting? Why not go “recreational”?
And as said above “Who knows if a rare — and I mean really, really rare — opportunity like this will ever present itself again.”
waaaaaahhh
should have been Sylvia
Ha. I was looking at his myspace, and he is friends with a transvestite model who wrote “have a gr8 week baby xoxo jassmine” LMAO
Danny Abbadi seems to have a lot of free time. Maybe you can interview him about SeaWorld and/or what brand of douchebag he uses when he’s feeling not so fresh.
PLEASE, an open letter to UFCMANIA:
Ufcmania, you have to, no, you must send Jesse down to Florida RIGHT NOW!!!!! and have him do an exclusive, all-inclusive, totally intrusive, and completely infusive interview with Danny “Shamu” Abaddi=). On the Bisping thread, I pointed out correctly that Ross Pointon wast he future of the UFC, but I was sooooooooo wrong, woooooooooo.
You have a chance to interview the the only man alive who can take out Sherk=)! Wooooooooooooooo. Please give the passionate fans of MMA and UFCmania what they deserve, a glimpse into wisdom and Toa of The Danny=).
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHAKE N BAKE MORETHANUFC WOOOOOOOOOOOOO=)
I don’t know why this is a top forum on here because Danny is not a good fighter. Maybe if he was put through rigorous training he would actually have something going for him.